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The Flood / Re: I love being sick
« on: October 21, 2015, 07:40:23 PM »
Ikft

I had my mom refuse to take me to the doctor when I was a kid, accusing me of faking it. I had pneumonia for over a week.

Shit seriously? Weren't you puking? That's kinda an obvious sign something's wrong.
Said I was forcing myself to puke.

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The Flood / Re: I love being sick
« on: October 21, 2015, 07:34:57 PM »
Ikft

I had my mom refuse to take me to the doctor when I was a kid, accusing me of faking it. I had pneumonia for over a week.

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>tainted by Catholicism, which is as dumb as islam, really.
I wouldn't go that far, Catholics are nuts, but at least there isn't as many Catholics that deny evolution and shit in comparison to other Christian groups. Hell, I went to a Catholic school and they said people who deny evolution are stupid.

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The Flood / Re: SoCal sep7agoners
« on: October 21, 2015, 10:47:57 AM »
Well guys I'll be making my suicide thread shortly. Thanks a lot assholes.
About time. I call dibs on your stuff.

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The Flood / Re: How do you raise your IQ?
« on: October 21, 2015, 08:19:47 AM »
Adderall

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The Flood / Re: My Little Pony Megathread
« on: October 20, 2015, 11:15:57 PM »

This is worse then anything else posted in this thread.

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The Flood / Re: My Little Pony Megathread
« on: October 20, 2015, 10:56:45 PM »
Winy is having some vivid flashbacks of whacking it to Fluttershy.
Winy jerked it to Rarity though.

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The Flood / Re: Career Choices: Then vs Now
« on: October 20, 2015, 10:55:19 PM »
Never had any aspirations growing up, still don't really, but I'm going through my bachelor's degree for less than then half of the normal cost.

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The Flood / Re: My Little Pony Megathread
« on: October 20, 2015, 10:50:56 PM »
Damn, our next anarchy is going to be great.

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The Flood / Re: My Little Pony Megathread
« on: October 20, 2015, 09:53:50 PM »
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.

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The Flood / Re: When did you watch your first porn?
« on: October 20, 2015, 09:45:56 PM »
Never have never want to
Man, you make Cheats asexual ass seem like a coke addicted hooker getting gang banged by niggers in the Bronx.

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The Flood / Re: What was your first R-rated movie?
« on: October 20, 2015, 03:00:16 PM »
I'm not really sure, family didn't care what I watched growing up. I was like seven when I saw movies like Heavy Metal.

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The Flood / Re: Not so easy
« on: October 19, 2015, 07:54:28 PM »
Lol. But think about how much I've improved since then, convinced two different women to give me head the first time meeting them.

You want a REAL woman? Come meet up with me. I'll blow your mind (and your dick).

*books flight*

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The Flood / Re: haha
« on: October 19, 2015, 07:33:55 PM »
inb4 poopo made a poopies XD
Kupo no Pico.

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The Flood / Re: haha
« on: October 19, 2015, 05:42:25 PM »
Yes, no, maybe
I don't know
Can you repeat the question?

You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big

Life is unfair, so I just stare at the stain on the wall where
The TV'd been, but ever since we've moved in it's been empty

Why I, why I'm in this room
There is no point explaining

You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big

Life is a test, and I confess
I like this mess I've made so far
Grade on a curve and you'll observe
I'm right below the horizon

Yes, no, maybe, I don't know
Can you repeat the question?

You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big

You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big

Life is unfair

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The Flood / Re: How do you prefer your temperature be taken?
« on: October 18, 2015, 09:48:28 PM »
>implying that I don't prefer taking one in each orifice at the same time

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The Flood / Re: How are your midterm grades?
« on: October 18, 2015, 09:27:59 PM »


Now it's time to play the waiting game. Submitted my last of my paper's now, hope I keep an A in those dumb classes. Fucking sucked that I got moved to two 8 week English classes because they fucked up with my content area.

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The Flood / Re: So today I made a decision
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:23:44 PM »
Pussy
Nothing pussy about being Agnostic you militant atheist piece of shit. Go get tucked in by your mom, stupid liberal arts faggot.
nigga i aint even athest no more im a soul searchin spirit studentâ„¢
lol spiritual

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The Flood / Re: So today I made a decision
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:21:34 PM »
*hands Dr. Pepper*
Coke is better
Coke is not an agnostic drink though.

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The Flood / Re: So today I made a decision
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:20:39 PM »
Pussy
Nothing pussy about being Agnostic you militant atheist piece of shit. Go get tucked in by your mom, stupid liberal arts faggot.
*hands Dr. Pepper*

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The Flood / Re: So today I made a decision
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:18:39 PM »
*hands Dr. Pepper*

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The Flood / Re: How are your midterm grades?
« on: October 18, 2015, 01:23:31 PM »
For my two eight week classes I got a 90 and 94. Though I'm finishing my last papers for them now. My 16 week classes should be 100 and 97 based off of projects I submitted.

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The Flood / Re: There's no mods online
« on: October 17, 2015, 06:32:42 PM »

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The Flood / Re: There's no mods online
« on: October 17, 2015, 06:25:05 PM »
There's no mods.

Post lolis.

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The Flood / Re: At homecoming football ama me anything
« on: October 17, 2015, 05:16:37 PM »
please explain "homecoming football" to a britbong.
A day where people in a school watch their School's team play hand egg and do pep Shit like looking at cheerleaders.

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The Flood / Re: just fucked my shit up
« on: October 17, 2015, 03:49:11 PM »
Hardly slept, woke up feeling like shit, trying to get the motivation to do my last assignments for my two eight week classes, but feel too crappy.

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The Flood / Re: Children in England being chased by clowns in vans.
« on: October 17, 2015, 12:18:21 PM »
Those kids are up for some fun time i bet
I'm definitely adding this to the list of club activities.
yunoit
Let me join in on this. If there's anything I know, it's permanently scarring young children.
Dammit Zen I mean to scare them, not scar them.
Clowns don't just scare people though, they scar them.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Children in England being chased by clowns in vans.
« on: October 17, 2015, 11:42:44 AM »
Those kids are up for some fun time i bet
I'm definitely adding this to the list of club activities.
yunoit
Let me join in on this. If there's anything I know, it's permanently scarring young children.

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The Flood / Re: My insomnia has been real lately
« on: October 17, 2015, 05:23:16 AM »
Melatonin doesn't do Shit. It's already been found that ingesting the shit doesn't do anything with your body's natural melatonin. Just do like I do, down about a third of zzzquil each night. First night, I haven't done so, and I've been up all night.

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The Flood / Re: Last time you Masturbated?
« on: October 16, 2015, 10:03:50 PM »

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