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Quote from: Chicken Endies on December 10, 2015, 12:00:28 PM

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you can't tell me what to do.

It's soda, this isn't the 1950's.

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The word meme gives you Retarded Jack Lombardi.

Really, getting cash would just be a bonus.

The pleasure of cumming inside.

Spoiler

A loli.

Well, you could figure that out, you're just risking 15 to life and an inability to ever get a job again in doing so.

All A's. I got some bs paper I have 90% written which I need to submit tonight and I got another paper 3/4's of the way done aside from some information on formative assessment I just need to add in for tomorrow.

spic's honor.

>spic
>honor

I'll start shitposting again when I don't have papers or evaluations for internship to turn in.

"Objectively"

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If dicks aren't good looking, why do they make my mouth salivate?

Horatio (Hamlet)
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Horatio
Horatio (standing, dressed in red) with Hamlet in the 'gravedigger scene' by Eugène Delacroix[1]
Creator    William Shakespeare
Play    Hamlet
Associates    Hamlet

Horatio is a character in William Shakespeare's tragedy Hamlet. Horatio's origins are unknown, although he was present on the battlefield when Hamlet's father defeated 'the ambitious Norway',[2] Fortinbras (the king), and attended Wittenberg university with prince Hamlet. Horatio is evidently not directly involved in the intrigue at the Danish court; thus, he makes a good foil or sounding board for Prince Hamlet. He is often not identified as any specific court position, but simply as "friend to Hamlet."
Role in PlayEdit

Horatio makes his first appearance in act one, scene one, when he, Bernardo, Marcellus and Francisco encounter the ghost of the deceased King Hamlet. He, having attended a university, is called upon as a scholar and is told to communicate with the ghost by Marcellus, and unsuccessfully attempts to do so. It is he who then explains the conditions surrounding King Hamlet's death.[3] Later, in act two, Horatio is revealed to be Hamlet's most trusted friend, to whom Hamlet reveals all his plans.[4] Horatio swears himself to secrecy about the ghost and Hamlet's pretense of madness,[5] and conspires with Hamlet to prove Claudius' guilt through the traveling players production of The Murder of Gonzago.[6] He is also the first to know of Hamlet's return from England, and is with him when he learns of Ophelia's death.

“Horatio, thou art e’en as just a man
As e’er my conversation coped withal.”
— Hamlet to Horatio in the play Hamlet[7]

At the end of the play, Horatio proposes to finish off the poisoned drink which was intended for Hamlet, saying that he is 'more an antique Roman than a Dane', but the dying prince implores Horatio not to drink from the cup and bids his friend to live and help put things right in Denmark; "If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart, / Absent thee from felicity a while, / And in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain / To tell my story." Hamlet, speaking of death as "felicity", commands Horatio to wait "a while" to tell the story; perhaps Hamlet dies expecting his friend to follow as soon as the complete story has been told. Hamlet's last request creates a parallel between the name Horatio and the Latin orator, meaning "speaker".

Horatio is present through most of the major scenes of the play, but Hamlet is usually the only person to acknowledge that he is present; when other characters address him (except in I.i), they are almost always telling him to leave, He is often in scenes that are usually remembered as soliloquies, such as Hamlet's famous scene with the skull of Yorick. Horatio is also present during the mousetrap play, the discovery of Ophelia's madness (though the role of an anonymous gentleman-courtier has been substituted in this scene), Hamlet's display at Ophelia's grave, and the all-important final scene. He is the only major character to survive the action of the play.
ReferencesEdit

    ^ The Gravedigger Scene is Hamlet 5.1.1–205.
    ^ (I.i.61)
    ^ (I.i.40-108)
    ^ III.ii.61-3. “Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice / And could of men distinguish, her election / Hath seal’d thee for herself...”
    ^ I.v.144-180
    ^ III.ii
    ^ Act 3 Scene 2

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Fuck forgot about this..

Lay off the drugs, they'll start to affect your short-term memory.

Quote from: Trayvon Martinez on December 05, 2015, 10:14:50 PM

You know I will. Call me master.

Yes Master :3

That's a good little kitty. I can't wait to put a collar and leash on you.

You know I will. Call me master.

It sucks that they repealed don't ask, don't tell. I we going to use liking dick to get out of any future drafts.