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The Flood / Re: *hangs up the mistletoe*
« on: December 11, 2015, 04:57:57 PM »
Why are you kissing other men, wife?
Because I'm under the mistletoe.

2823
The Flood / Re: I'm banned from 4chan, atheistforums.org, rateyourmusic.com
« on: December 11, 2015, 04:51:27 PM »
Why is the flood so gay
Because penis is great.

2825
The Flood / Re: *hangs up the mistletoe*
« on: December 11, 2015, 04:43:21 PM »

2826
The Flood / Re: *hangs up the mistletoe*
« on: December 11, 2015, 04:40:55 PM »

2827
The Flood / Re: *hangs up the mistletoe*
« on: December 11, 2015, 04:40:22 PM »
*Gets up and leaves*

*Slams door behind him*
*kisses*

2829
The Flood / Re: *hangs up the mistletoe*
« on: December 11, 2015, 04:05:47 PM »

2830
The Flood / Re: *hangs up the mistletoe*
« on: December 11, 2015, 04:04:42 PM »

2831
The Flood / Re: *hangs up the mistletoe*
« on: December 11, 2015, 04:03:41 PM »
I have mouth herpes
*puts condom on mouth*

*kisses*

2833
The Flood / Re: *hangs up the mistletoe*
« on: December 11, 2015, 04:02:09 PM »

2835
The Flood / Re: *hangs up the mistletoe*
« on: December 11, 2015, 03:59:47 PM »
*gets up and rapes people*

*slams door behind him*
*kisses*

2836
The Flood / Re: Answer this fuckn question
« on: December 11, 2015, 03:57:43 PM »
It's a meme

2837
The Flood / Re: *hangs up the mistletoe*
« on: December 11, 2015, 03:56:10 PM »
*hangs up anvil*

*waits for someone to walk under it*
*kisses*

*anvil falls on both of our heads*

2838
The Flood / Re: *hangs up the mistletoe*
« on: December 11, 2015, 03:55:10 PM »

2839
The Flood / Re: *hangs up the mistletoe*
« on: December 11, 2015, 03:54:37 PM »

2840
The Flood / *hangs up the mistletoe*
« on: December 11, 2015, 03:53:32 PM »
*waits for people to pass by*

2841
The Flood / Re: i talked to a Muslim just now AMA me anything
« on: December 11, 2015, 03:06:17 PM »
Congratulations, I see and talk to one most days
not fair since you LIVE IN EUROSHIT
We wants to come running with me at 6am on my days off.
oh, i didnt know your sister was muslim
Oh god

I'll never ask tru for her dirty undergarments again.
its not tr-

wait, yes, yes it is.
I don't care either way, so hook me up fam.

2842
The Flood / Re: CHRISTMAS NAMES, UNITE!
« on: December 11, 2015, 03:02:18 PM »
*gives you a yellow snow cone*

2843
The Flood / Re: i talked to a Muslim just now AMA me anything
« on: December 11, 2015, 01:54:40 PM »
>Yuno and Zen in the same thread

[boner intensifies]
Oh.

2844
The Flood / Re: i talked to a Muslim just now AMA me anything
« on: December 11, 2015, 01:53:33 PM »
Were they wearing a turban/hijab?
It was an old dude, he wore the turban and some of the usual robe things. I didn't understand him since he didn't speak English, but he understood what i asked
So... a sikh?
whats the difference? theyre the same according to google.
Sikhs are a combination of Muslim and Hindu.
nigga i dont into diversification of these terms
Sikhs came from a belief that Brahman, Hindu term for God, and Allah is the same entity.

2845
The Flood / Re: i talked to a Muslim just now AMA me anything
« on: December 11, 2015, 01:49:20 PM »
Were they wearing a turban/hijab?
It was an old dude, he wore the turban and some of the usual robe things. I didn't understand him since he didn't speak English, but he understood what i asked
So... a sikh?
whats the difference? theyre the same according to google.
Sikhs are a combination of Muslim and Hindu.

2846
The Flood / Re: Rise and shine, you fucks
« on: December 11, 2015, 07:51:54 AM »

2847
The Flood / Re: How many of you have been to a strip club?
« on: December 11, 2015, 06:20:40 AM »
I would, but not in this city that's for sure. Can confirm from people I know that the chicks in this city suck. I'd probably go drive 40 miles to the next city. With a lot more colleges in the area, I'd imagine the chicks being hotter.

2848
The Flood / Re: Rise and shine, you fucks
« on: December 11, 2015, 06:05:58 AM »
It's Fucking cold this morning in Florida though.

2849
The Flood / Re: so my roommate unironically listens to Linkin Park
« on: December 11, 2015, 05:41:31 AM »
Find a flesh eating parasite to infect him with and on his death bed quote Crawling.

2850
Serious / Re: Why does the West have such a hard time
« on: December 10, 2015, 10:36:29 PM »
Pretty much, that's why my ass is whitewashed.

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