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1981
« on: March 27, 2016, 10:09:03 PM »
Judge, no; envy, yes.
1982
« on: March 27, 2016, 09:35:55 PM »
Slightly above her worm slut sister, but that's not saying much when Saber set the bar so high.
Tohsaka a shit.
I'm awake now. Fetch me my tea. But that defenseless anus.
1983
« on: March 27, 2016, 09:02:58 PM »
I'm awake now. Fetch me my tea.
cream and sugar?
hai hai
Give me five minutes
Gotta get the cream fresh
>5 minutes You're giving yourself too much credit.
1984
« on: March 27, 2016, 08:45:42 PM »
Mods are asleep, post fat cheat
tfw no chocolate covered dick to suck
1985
« on: March 27, 2016, 08:33:12 PM »
>still nothing
see, if i were a mod, i would've acted by now
But then you remove other people's chance to save it. You have to be considerate to others bro.
1986
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:47:24 PM »
I still wonder how the original people who wrote these things didn't feel their brain cells dying while typing them.
1987
« on: March 27, 2016, 04:46:26 PM »
The kiddos are in for a good ride, no, really
*makes mental note of movie to show my children when they're young*
1988
« on: March 27, 2016, 02:50:04 PM »
... not very productive.
Fap
So?
1989
« on: March 27, 2016, 02:41:01 PM »
Fap
1990
« on: March 27, 2016, 10:09:44 AM »
Sex crazed elf boy. Yep.
1991
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:56:09 PM »
Can anyone tell me what episode are we up to, I wasn't here last week.
1992
« on: March 26, 2016, 05:25:05 PM »
FUCKING
STOP
tfw no uncut dick to swirl around your tongue on
1993
« on: March 26, 2016, 05:00:58 PM »
Uncuts tryin to save face when the whole world knows the truth.
GG
:/ But every first world nation aside from the U.S. is against it .
1994
« on: March 25, 2016, 08:07:56 PM »
Agreed
1995
« on: March 25, 2016, 11:48:25 AM »
There was actually cultures that had women praising fatties because that was a sign of wealth.
1996
« on: March 25, 2016, 09:06:59 AM »
Well, fairies were fucked when they wished up powerful beings because they could for whatever reason make beings more powerful they are. So I can't imagine him get far against beings that are almost gods.
1997
« on: March 25, 2016, 08:50:31 AM »
Does this mean I've been reverse raped my whole life then?
1998
« on: March 20, 2016, 01:15:45 AM »
smh man don't you got better things to do
Netflix.
How about you readd the print button instead.
1999
« on: March 20, 2016, 12:18:04 AM »
Is there a story yet? I hate games that exist solely for the act of playing them.
You get really tough and shoot a worm that's inside the chest of a really big guy to kill him.
That's it? Glad I didn't waste money or time on it. They said they were inspired by the Elder Scrolls when they announced it. They left out the story and mythology, which is exactly what made ES such a great series.
Well, I'll try to tldr its story. Spoiler Long ass time ago, the traveller was part of some area where there was a race of being that only lived for like ten years. They didn't want to die and the traveller promised them some shit about it not happening or something. The race's king died. The king's son and two daughters went against the traveller and went into their planet's core that had the darkness in it. They were told to eat these worm symbiotic things. They did and became these life consuming things (The Hive). Traveller's like fuck this I'm out of here. He finds the Fallen first, Fallen live the good life until the darkness comes. Darkness BTFO the fallen, traveller flees again. Earth finds the traveller, earth lives the good life. Darkness comes again. Traveller tries to flee, but earth's defense system is like fuck that. Blows the shit out of the traveller. Magic space light is released and the darkness is pushed back.
2000
« on: March 19, 2016, 11:59:35 PM »
Happy Birthday you wacky green tic tac.
2001
« on: March 19, 2016, 11:56:48 PM »
Is there a story yet? I hate games that exist solely for the act of playing them.
You get really tough and shoot a worm that's inside the chest of a really big guy to kill him.
2002
« on: March 19, 2016, 07:34:17 PM »
.....Take the hint....
Just my content area test, which I heard is piss easy.
You'll have to drive to me, I don't have a car.
2003
« on: March 19, 2016, 07:23:19 PM »
.........
What are you doing after you're term ends?
I honestly can't say I agree, I'd rather be with someone else who is a virgin my first time, just so I know I'm not the only one trying to work past the awkwardness that may occur. Honestly, I feel like I'd come off as inadequate to the majority of people the same age as me due to my lack of experience. Just my content area test, which I heard is piss easy.
2004
« on: March 19, 2016, 07:15:00 PM »
or I would hurt myself and there would be blood and urgh
lol what?
Big Boss' hymen bone breaking, duh.
2005
« on: March 19, 2016, 07:07:04 PM »
You have to pay the toll troll to get in that boy's hole
2006
« on: March 19, 2016, 07:01:23 PM »
When I turn 21 I'm going to Glendale, we're going out and I'm gonna get you laid the first night brah. I feel like you still won't have lost it by then
Stay the hell away from me. I don't need your help.
Dude, Jive's offering you his boipussi, you don't want to tap that?
2007
« on: March 19, 2016, 06:55:26 PM »
Daily reminder that OP jerks off to loli rape.
I think you mean hot.
2008
« on: March 19, 2016, 06:53:26 PM »
If I had experience I wouldn't think differently of somebody who doesn't. With that being said, I'm a Virginia and I'd rather my first time honestly he with somebody who has experience, it helps alleviate some of the tension.
because, let's face it, you haven't had sex or been with a partner by your twenties, you don't have the same experience to socially adjust in relationships that others have. Someone who lost it around the regular teen times have experience, those who haven't don't. Honestly, it kills me knowing that my first time will be pathetic because my partner will have preconceived notions and someone who hasn't even done it aren't going to be up to par when they come within the first minute of sex.
I honestly can't say I agree, I'd rather be with someone else who is a virgin my first time, just so I know I'm not the only one trying to work past the awkwardness that may occur. Honestly, I feel like I'd come off as inadequate to the majority of people the same age as me due to my lack of experience.
2009
« on: March 19, 2016, 05:54:47 PM »
because, let's face it, you haven't had sex or been with a partner by your twenties, you don't have the same experience to socially adjust in relationships that others have. Someone who lost it around the regular teen times have experience, those who haven't don't. Honestly, it kills me knowing that my first time will be pathetic because my partner will have preconceived notions and someone who hasn't even done it aren't going to be up to par when they come within the first minute of sex.
Well like everything else, it requires practice so the first few times would likely suck anyway, at least for the girl.
Yeah, and people who lost it high school, aka almost 75% of people, have that practice. Can you give me a reason why chicks would to put up with people like me and you in our early to mid twenties that suck in bed? It's not that hard to understand. Sex is an important part of an relationship and people who didn't experiment at the same time when everyone else was experimenting are behind the curve now.
2010
« on: March 19, 2016, 05:45:26 PM »
because, let's face it, you haven't had sex or been with a partner by your twenties, you don't have the same experience to socially adjust in relationships that others have. Someone who lost it around the regular teen times have experience, those who haven't don't. Honestly, it kills me knowing that my first time will be pathetic because my partner will have preconceived notions and someone who hasn't even done it aren't going to be up to par when they come within the first minute of sex.
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