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The Flood / Re: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
« on: April 25, 2016, 07:07:48 PM »

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The Flood / AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
« on: April 25, 2016, 06:48:04 PM »
 ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! โœ‹๐Ÿ˜กI've had it up ๐Ÿ‘†to HERE ๐Ÿ’ฏwith stupid fucking memes! You guys ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆmake me want to KILL ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ”ซMYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? โ“โ“For me to fucking KILL ๐Ÿ”ชโ˜ MYSELF and write on my suicide note ๐Ÿ“"Cause of suicide: โœCouldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myselfโšฐ๐Ÿ”ช"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜กYou guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ’of fucking discussion without "๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™…MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE โ„๐Ÿ’จโ˜ƒCHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" โœ‹๐ŸšซFucking STOP IT โœ‹โœ‹๐Ÿšซyou pathetic FUCKERS. you are such fucking cancer ๐Ÿšฌthat I cannot even fathom๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ’กhow you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธschoolwork ๐Ÿ““๐Ÿ“šโœ๏ธto finish or a family to attend to? ๐Ÿ‘ชDo you literally do ANYTHING productive ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ€with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes?๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’You fucking people make me sick๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’ and you're damn lucky ๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ€I don't have any of your fucking addresses6๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ ๐Ÿ you fucking pieces of shits. ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉI'd spit in your faces.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Gaming / Re: PC build planning - suggestions please
« on: April 25, 2016, 01:01:36 PM »
There's a site called PC part picker or somethin like that where you can get your builds and lists together so you can plan it, cant get the link so I'm on mobile but a google search on the name should bring it up. It's pretty ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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The Flood / Re: Just applied for a job for the first time
« on: April 25, 2016, 10:29:13 AM »
Lucky

I need to wait another year
Why so eager?
So I can make money, stop being a leech, maybe even help my mom with bills sometimes.

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The Flood / Re: Just applied for a job for the first time
« on: April 25, 2016, 07:52:48 AM »
Lucky

I need to wait another year

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in the beginning of homefront, some officers shoot a couple as their kid watches and that makes me sad

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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: April 24, 2016, 09:02:45 AM »
no seriously guys how do you have fun with this
I'm guessing the pvp is worse for you do to you being Australian, right? Cause I have little to none problems lagwise.

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The Flood / Re: eh nevermind
« on: April 22, 2016, 10:43:50 PM »
what

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The Flood / Re: Do you think you should be a Mod?
« on: April 22, 2016, 08:18:24 PM »
make me mod

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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: April 22, 2016, 06:47:34 PM »
just renetd the game

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The Flood / Re: Tore my miniscus and a couple ligaments
« on: April 22, 2016, 04:40:52 PM »
Er I have shorter ligaments than normal in my ankle so it "pops" a lot and it hurts like a bitch and it happens all the time when I run.

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The Flood / Re: Regarding last night and Kupo's ban
« on: April 22, 2016, 04:38:00 PM »
Das, why
Because it would be the most epic event in the history of mankind and also may or may not start several small fires in southeast London.
it would be pretty funny

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The Flood / Re: Slash should be mod again
« on: April 22, 2016, 02:12:57 PM »
it would be the funniest shit ever if cheat offered slash a mod position again, and slash came running back
too bad that won't happen

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The Flood / Re: you stupid motherfuckers may take our memes
« on: April 21, 2016, 08:06:46 PM »
We will strike back, harder.

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0
« on: April 21, 2016, 08:02:38 PM »
๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚Listen here๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚ you illiterate๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ™ˆ, lying๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ‘Ž, attention๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹seeking brat๐Ÿ‘ธ. You have a โ—๏ธseriousโ—๏ธ mental ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ’ขproblem, that needs psychological๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’Š evaluation. Almost ๐Ÿ’ฏeverything๐Ÿ’ฏ you say contradicts๐Ÿ”„ yourself๐Ÿ™‹. ๐ŸšฆStop messaging๐Ÿ“จ people๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฆ that don't deserve it, stop ๐Ÿ™…lying about people on social๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ‘media and ๐Ÿšซstop๐Ÿšซ lying to the ๐Ÿ™‰yourself. Or else you๐Ÿ™‹ will be reportedโ—๏ธ to the ๐Ÿ™ƒAustralian๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ authorities!๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0
« on: April 21, 2016, 08:01:56 PM »
It's Fridayโœ”, Friday๐Ÿ†—๐Ÿ”ฅ Gotta ๐Ÿ‘get down ๐Ÿ‘‡on Fridayโœ” Everybody's๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™† lookin๐Ÿ‘€ forward๐Ÿ”œ to the weekendโœŒ, weekend๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ•ก Fridayโœ”, Friday๐Ÿ†—๐Ÿ”ฅ Gettin ๐Ÿ‘Œdown ๐Ÿ‘‡on Fridayโœ” Everybody's๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅ lookin๐Ÿ‘€ forward๐Ÿ”œ to the weekend๐Ÿ•ฆ๐Ÿ•ก๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏโณ

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0
« on: April 21, 2016, 08:01:10 PM »
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you ะO0ะžเฌ OOOOOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’? Iโ€™ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐Ÿ‘Œ academy, and Iโ€™ve been involved in numerous secret raids on ๐Ÿ‘ŽBaaddd ShIT๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ‘Ž, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰)๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€. I am trained in ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ warfare and Iโ€™m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMแŽทะœ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ. You are nothing to me but just another Baaa AaAadDddD Sh1t ๐Ÿ‘Ž. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, ๐Ÿ’ฏ thats what im talking about right there mMMMMแŽทะœ right there . You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of goเฑฆิ sHit๐Ÿ‘Œ across the USA and your IP is being traced right๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œthere๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ rightโœ”there โœ”, so โœ”if i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐Ÿ’ฏ i say so ๐Ÿ’ฏ, you better prepare for the storm, ะO0ะžเฌ OOOOOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’๐Ÿ‘Œ. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youโ€™re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, I could be right๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œthere๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ rightโœ”there โœ” and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatโ€™s just with my bare (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰). Not only am I extensively trained in mMMMMแŽทะœ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ŒGood shit Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little BAAaAaAaAd shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little โ€œcleverโ€ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œshit. But you couldnโ€™t, you didnโ€™t, and now youโ€™re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youโ€™re fucking dead, ะO0ะžเฌ OOOOOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ .

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0
« on: April 21, 2016, 08:00:46 PM »
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐Ÿ‘Œ thats โœ” some good๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œshit right๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œthere๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ rightโœ”there โœ”โœ”if i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐Ÿ’ฏ i say so ๐Ÿ’ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰) mMMMMแŽทะœ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ŒะO0ะžเฌ OOOOOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ŒGood shit

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0
« on: April 21, 2016, 08:00:16 PM »
I'm a cynical asshole๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘Ž I spend ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ธmostโœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธ of my๐Ÿ‘ˆ time ๐Ÿ•œ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ•œ๐Ÿ•œ๐Ÿ•›thinking ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”about how shitty๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉeverything๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ is and arguing๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ with people๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡โ€ผ๏ธ on the internet๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒโœ…๐ŸŒโœ…. For some reason โ“โ“โ“โ“I decided I wanted ๐Ÿ˜ณโœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธto try to be nice๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜ฉ to people๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฝ. However, people were very quick โ˜๏ธโ˜โ˜โ˜๐Ÿ‘Žโ˜๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Žto stop ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…talking ๐Ÿ“ฉ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ—ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ’ฌto me โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹when they๐Ÿ‘ฅ learned more about me๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ‘ฟ. So, being the autistic ๐Ÿ™ƒweirdo ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œthat I am, I created an entire character๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ and completely immersed ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ“ฐmyself within the role๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ง. It worked.๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟโœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธPeople were much more willing๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ธ to converseโœโœโœโœ with a sweet๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ young0โƒฃ1โƒฃ2โƒฃ3โƒฃ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ girl ๐Ÿ’โœ”๏ธ๐Ÿ’โœ”๏ธ๐Ÿ’than some weirdo๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฑ who never๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™… leaves ๐Ÿ”šโžก๏ธโžก๏ธtheir room. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉโœ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฉโœ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ซI wouldn't be saying ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ณโ˜ โ˜ any of this๐Ÿ˜… but you guys๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ท are really cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜Žand the closest๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ thing to friends๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฟ I've had in a while๐Ÿšถโœ”๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ. Amanda ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฟdoesn't exist๐Ÿ‘€โœ–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘€. My๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™Ž name is Martin๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’‡. I'm 19๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿผ1โƒฃ9โƒฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ. If you feel the need๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒš to continue communicating๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฏโœ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“š with me, great๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘, if not๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜ฉ, I understandโœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธ. I'll answer any๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ questions๐Ÿ˜ณโ‰๏ธโ“โ‰๏ธ you guys ๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐ŸŽ…may have๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟand won't๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ’ฏโŒ lie ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜Œโœ”๏ธanymore๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜š.

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0
« on: April 21, 2016, 07:59:22 PM »
What's my religion?โœโœโ›งโ›งDid you just ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ask me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ what my religion โ›ช๐Ÿฝ wasโ“โ—Oh my god, you are LITERALLY ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป the most IGNORANT ๐Ÿ’ฉ AND ILLTERATE ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“š โŒโŒ FUCK I have EVER seen๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ browsing before ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ What gives you the RIGHT โœ”โœ” to ask me what my โ›งโ›งโ›งโ›งreligion is? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ MHMM? NOTHING โŒโŒ THATS WHAT โ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธSince you're SOOOOOOO curious๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผ I'll have you know โ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผ that I am an โ›งโ›ง A T H E I S T โœโœ I'm not gonna sit here โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ and explain ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ“ข what that is to someone as IGNORANT ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways โ˜๐Ÿผ๏ธ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผ Being A โ›ง T โ›ง H โ›ง E โ›ง I โ›ง S โ›ง T โ›งmeans that I don't have to choose between J E S U S ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆโœ (skydaddy๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท) or S A T A Nโ›งโ›ง โ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ I can laugh โฌ‡๏ธโฌ†๏ธโžก๏ธโฌ…๏ธ at these fakes ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚ as I pleaseโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ You're ignorance ๐Ÿ˜ท is literally OOZING ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ out ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0
« on: April 21, 2016, 07:58:41 PM »
That's amazing he is amazing a m a z i n g a-mazing a-maising where iz the fucking corn emoji ๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒฝโ˜๐ŸŒ  gat dam gayt damn what is the plan man u gotta have a plan U gotta plan U GOTTA HAVE A PLAN ANYWAY TO GET US THAT FUCKIN CORN EMOJI I created the corn emoji ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘Œโ›ช๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ  "Duel-Wielding Octopus Agrees." Autocorrect is basically some doood (look at the top of his heAD pลลf๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ) who keeps saying Nรธ! Don't you speak like that. MOUSTACHES Lol RAWR xD ๐Ÿ’ฟ How daaaAaare you!? That word is the wrong word! ... SNOOT ... I doubt you even meant to speak it! Corn? COOOORN? COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN?! ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ~Oร˜ร•ลŒร–ร“ร’ล’RNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0
« on: April 21, 2016, 07:57:51 PM »
I ๐Ÿ’ญwant๐Ÿ’ญ it to be where i can slowly๐Ÿ•–๐Ÿ•‘๐Ÿ•ฆ๐Ÿ•ค๐Ÿ•˜๐Ÿ•“๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•œ๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ•“๐Ÿ•ž ๐Ÿ‘ romance๐Ÿท and ๐ŸŽพcourt๐ŸŸ my โ™ฅ๏ธloveโ™ฅ๏ธ, ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿพdrinking in the โ˜”๏ธwaters๐Ÿ’ง of the ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ปsouI๐Ÿ‘ป I ๐Ÿ’pledge๐Ÿ’† myself๐Ÿ™‹ in ๐Ÿ˜loveโค๏ธ to. My true ๐Ÿ—ฏidea๐Ÿ’ก of ๐Ÿ˜romance๐Ÿ’‹ is ๐Ÿ›Œlaying๐Ÿšผ๐Ÿ› โฌ‡๏ธonโฌ‡๏ธ a โ›ฐhill๐Ÿ” under the ๐ŸŒŸstโญ๏ธrs๐ŸŒŸ, ๐Ÿ‘ซsharing๐Ÿ’ every ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ซemotional๐Ÿ™‚โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ’”vulnerability๐Ÿ”ช and the two1โƒฃโž•1โƒฃโžก๏ธ2โƒฃ of us ๐Ÿšฐpouringใ€ฐ our ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’œheartsโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’› out in ๐Ÿ’ฏcomplete๐Ÿ’ฏ trust and โ›“security๐Ÿ—. My ๐Ÿ’ญidea๐Ÿ’ญ of ๐Ÿทromance๐Ÿ’ƒ is โŒnot๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿšฐfilling๐Ÿšพ my ๐Ÿ˜˜belovedโค๏ธ with a sticky๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ฑ yellow๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’› liquid๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0
« on: April 21, 2016, 07:57:12 PM »
You're ๐Ÿ™Žborn ๐Ÿฃ into a small๐Ÿค village๐Ÿ˜ in Europe ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ1000 ๐Ÿ• years ago.
There are only a few others your โšฝ๏ธ age, so you meet ๐Ÿ‘‹all of your friends๐Ÿ• during childhood ๐Ÿ‘ซand grow๐Ÿ’— up beside them. You explore in the ๐ŸŒณwoods, make ๐ŸŽฐgamesโ›น, laugh๐Ÿ˜„ together. You never leaveโ—€๏ธ the lands you're born ๐Ÿฃ on ๐Ÿ”› but that's okay๐Ÿ˜” because all of your ๐Ÿฑfriends ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ• and family๐Ÿ‘ช are assured to stay ๐Ÿˆhere๐Ÿˆ as๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ well.
You marry๐Ÿ˜˜ your wife๐Ÿ‘ง at age 16. You've both ๐Ÿ˜ณknown eachother since you were ๐Ÿ‘ถchildren ๐Ÿ‘ถ. You've done โš’ nothing๐Ÿ™… special to get ๐Ÿ˜‘her,๐Ÿšซno๐Ÿ˜ฃ game๐ŸŽณ, โŒno โŒpick-up๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ’ฉartistry ๐Ÿ‘Žno๐Ÿ‘Ž gymceling (you already have healthy โค๏ธform due to working๐Ÿข outdoors all day). You guys๐Ÿ‘ฆgot together purely ๐Ÿ’–because you've known๐Ÿค˜each other since birth ๐Ÿ™and feel close๐Ÿ˜š and comfortable with each other. You consummate ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† your ๐Ÿ’‘marriage๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง to her, looking ๐Ÿ‘€ into innocent ๐Ÿ˜‡ teen eyes๐Ÿ‘ as you ๐Ÿ’ฆorgasm๐Ÿ’ฆ, coming into her virgin๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฌ pussy unprotected. She's pregnant with your son and you start๐Ÿ†• ๐Ÿขworking ๐Ÿข on the ๐Ÿšœfarm๐Ÿšœ, or by fishing ๐ŸŽฃ, or hunting๐Ÿน or whatever your trade was in ๐Ÿ“‘order to ๐Ÿ†•start ๐Ÿž providing for your family๐Ÿ‘ช. You do this over the โžก๏ธnextโžก๏ธ several years, and by the age of 30 you have 10๐Ÿ”Ÿ kids with her all ๐Ÿ’ผworking๐Ÿ’ผ in the same ๐Ÿฐvillage. Work is hard ๐Ÿ˜ฅbut it keeps your body๐Ÿ‘ in good ๐Ÿ‘Œshapeโžฐ. There is no๐Ÿ™…commute๐Ÿš—, ๐Ÿ™… noโŒ cubicles, ๐Ÿ™… no๐Ÿ‘Ž busy workโ›. Your just do your labor ๐Ÿ› and come home at ๐ŸŒ‘night๐ŸŒ™ and have ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆsex ๐Ÿ’ฆwith your wife๐Ÿ˜ all ๐ŸŒ–night๐ŸŒ–.
You ๐Ÿ˜…die ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ around age 55-60, much earlier๐Ÿ•™ than the modern๐Ÿฃ year. But when you die๐ŸŽฒ you're not absolutely literally ๐Ÿ˜’falling๐ŸŒ  apart, hooked up ๐Ÿ†™ with a bunch of ๐ŸฅโŒจ๐Ÿ”Œmachines, being ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆpumped ๐Ÿšฟwith tons ๐Ÿ˜of meds, shitting๐Ÿ’ฉ into a bag๐Ÿ›. You pass ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‡away peacefully but do so with the ๐ŸŽญknowledge ๐Ÿค”that all of your children๐Ÿ‘ช will marry white people๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ‘ค from the surrounding ๐Ÿ“ซarea as well, and that you've lived a๐Ÿ‘ fulfilling and happy๐Ÿ˜ life.
Nowadays you ๐Ÿ˜กdon't๐Ÿ˜ก have any of that. Civilization, Social media๐Ÿ“ฑ, college ๐ŸŽ“ has ๐Ÿ˜ฅruined that. When you consummate ๐Ÿ˜ซyour ๐Ÿ’’marriage๐Ÿ’’ with your wife๐Ÿ™„she'll be like๐Ÿ’Œ 25-30 and her ๐Ÿ‘body๐Ÿ‘ƒ will already be used ๐Ÿ˜ฑup by other men๐Ÿ˜˜. You'll probably ๐ŸŽฒhave 1-2 ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งkids ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆbecause of her declining ๐Ÿ’fertility. She'll feel a lot lessโž– close๐Ÿ˜š to you because you've likely๐ŸŽฎ only known eachother post๐Ÿฃ-adolescence.๐Ÿ˜ญ You might have ๐Ÿ˜•had to๐Ÿ’ฏ truly suffer ๐Ÿค•to get her too, ๐Ÿ“˜learning ๐Ÿ“˜ "game" ๐Ÿ”ซand "pick-upโ˜๏ธ-artistry"๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘ and sacrificing all ๐Ÿ’ฏof your ๐Ÿ†“free๐Ÿ†“ time๐Ÿ•Ÿ in the โ›“gym. This is because instead of just ๐Ÿcompeting๐Ÿ with the 10 ๐Ÿ•™ other ๐Ÿ˜Ždudes๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž in your village, you're competing with ๐Ÿ˜งthousands๐Ÿ˜ง of men๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† in the cities๐Ÿ™ and ๐ŸŽ“universities๐ŸŽ“ and on ๐Ÿ”ฅTinder๐Ÿ”ฅ and Facebook. And this is all just to get some used โšก๏ธpussy ๐Ÿ˜ผthat will never remember you as fondly ๐Ÿ˜Š as the ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆdude๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž that took her virginity ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ซin high๐Ÿ”Š school๐Ÿšธ.
Was it ๐Ÿ˜‡worth๐Ÿค‘ it , really? Was it worth it ๐Ÿค”to be moderately ๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŽ“well educated ๐ŸŽ“than our ๐Ÿ‘จancestors? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€Was it worth it to live ๐Ÿ‘ป10+ years ๐Ÿ‘ปcompared to our ๐Ÿ‘ฝancestors? Was it worth it to have๐Ÿ’ฏ100๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ different ๐Ÿชoreo ๐Ÿช types?๐Ÿช๐Ÿช

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0
« on: April 21, 2016, 07:56:30 PM »
Whoโ“๐Ÿค” Dayโ˜€๏ธAn Night๐ŸŒš Mus Scramble๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸฟFor a Livinโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸปFeed ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘…They Wife๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพ N Children โ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ Say๐Ÿ‘„ His Daily๐Ÿ˜ˆโ˜Prayersโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ N Who๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”Has The Rightโœ”๏ธ๐Ÿ”™As Master ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ†Of The House๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ To Have โœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸฟThe Final๐Ÿ”šWord @ Homeโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ†
The Papa๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ The Papa๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…
๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅTRADITION๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ
The Papa๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ The Papa๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…
๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅTRADITION๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0
« on: April 21, 2016, 07:56:00 PM »
๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ซSORRY FOR THE FUNERAL ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฆPROCESSIONAL๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0
« on: April 21, 2016, 07:55:08 PM »
The FitnessGram Pacer ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ Test is ๐Ÿ…ฐ multistage aerobic capacity ๐Ÿ“test๐Ÿ“ that progressively gets more difficult ๐Ÿ˜ฐas it๐Ÿ‘€ continues. The 20 meter pacer test๐Ÿ’ฏ will begin in 30 seconds. Line upโ˜๏ธ at the start๐Ÿ˜ฉ.The running๐Ÿƒ speed ๐Ÿ˜ค starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear๐Ÿ™‰ this signal๐Ÿ”ˆ๐Ÿ”ˆ๐Ÿ”ˆ๐Ÿ”ˆ๐Ÿ”ˆ.A single lap should be completed every time ๐Ÿ•ค you hear๐Ÿ™‰ this sound ๐Ÿ˜ฏding๐ŸŽ Remember to run ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ in ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธstraight ใ€ฐ๏ธlineใ€ฐ๏ธ and run as long as possible. The second ๐Ÿ•ฅtime๐Ÿ•ฅ you fail๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ to complete ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ lap before the sound๐Ÿ“ข, your ๐Ÿ’ฏtest๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ is over.The test๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“ will begin๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ”› the word start. On your โœ”๏ธmarkโœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธ. Get ready!โ€ฆ Start๐Ÿ˜‰

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0
« on: April 21, 2016, 07:54:07 PM »
In tHe ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒดjUngLe๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒฒ, wELcOme๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰ to tHe ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒดjUngLe๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ‘€wAtCH๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ it briNg yOUโœ‹ to yoUrโœ‹โœ‹

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0
« on: April 21, 2016, 07:53:39 PM »
In tHe ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒดRiCe FIeldS๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒฒ, wELcOme๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰ to tHe ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒดRiCe FIeldS๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒ MOtherfuCKErr ๐Ÿ‘€wAtCH๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ it briNg yOUโœ‹ to yoUrโœ‹โœ‹

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0
« on: April 21, 2016, 07:52:35 PM »
โ€‹Eyo Cuh ! ๐Ÿ‘‹ Imma Hit Dat Azz ๐Ÿ‘ Wif My 8 Inch Dicc ! ๐Ÿ† And Dat Bich ๐Ÿถ Gon Be Screamin ๐Ÿ˜ซ Loud AF ! ๐Ÿ”Š Then All My ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ˆNigguhz ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿพ Will Be Jealous ๐Ÿ˜’ AF That Dis Third Grade ๐Ÿ˜‚ Dicc Got Mo Puzzy ๐Ÿ˜ป Den Dem ! AiI Den Imma Grab My Dad ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ Extendaglock ๐Ÿ”ซ And Shoot ๐Ÿ’ฅ Sum East Side ๐Ÿ˜ก Nigguhz ! ๐Ÿ˜ต Why ? ๐Ÿค” Cuz I Can Yo ! ๐Ÿ‘ I Be Smokin ๐ŸŒฌ Dat Loud Even Tho I'm 9๏ธโƒฃ Years Old ! Imma Git My โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ†– And They Gon Be By My Side ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป When I In Court ๐Ÿ˜– For Shootin Dose East Side ๐Ÿ˜‘ Pigs ๐Ÿท

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0
« on: April 21, 2016, 07:52:02 PM »
Aye ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป what is good๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป my nicca ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟ imma hit you ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป with the facts๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“– president ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿผ Bush made up 9/11 ๐Ÿ’ฅโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿข he wanted to come ๐Ÿ†™ with a reason to start a war ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฅ with Iraq ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพ the twin towers ๐Ÿข๐Ÿข actually were destroyed with bombs ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ before the airplanes even hit ๐Ÿ’ฅโœˆ๏ธ scientists ๐Ÿ™‡ even said ๐Ÿ—ฃ that it was not possible for the building to collapse like that from a plane โœˆ๏ธ

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