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The Flood / Re: Post Here And I Will Roll For Your Race.
« on: May 02, 2016, 03:50:03 PM »
minotaurs best girls

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Gaming / Re: Elite: Dangerous Horizons announced for Xbox One
« on: May 02, 2016, 02:14:54 PM »
controls are hard to get used to at first

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The Flood / Re: I dare you.
« on: May 02, 2016, 09:43:00 AM »
Really?

What kind of ISP is that?

Absolute shit?
Just saw this

It's a local isp, they're pretty good if you have their unlimited data pack but we had to get the capped one.

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EURON KING


CROWS EYE

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO

1536
Finally some ironborn shit

1537
ITS HABBENING

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Can t wait for the baby to get memed

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WHAT DHTE FUCK

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Gaming / Re: should i buy elite dangerous? (pc)
« on: May 01, 2016, 12:56:51 PM »
good job

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The Flood / Re: Fool proof evidence B.net Ninjas are a joke.
« on: May 01, 2016, 11:33:34 AM »
this is known

1542
I'm fucking crying you piece of shit

Thanks guys for happy birthday-chans, ily all
<3

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Gaming / Re: should i buy elite dangerous? (pc)
« on: May 01, 2016, 11:17:09 AM »
faggots on steam have like a billion hours logged and they're like "yeah i don't like it wouldn't recommend xd"
why the fuck have you played it so long you mongoloid?
that's the joke you god damn meme

But yeah get it

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Gaming / Re: Elite: Dangerous Horizons announced for Xbox One
« on: May 01, 2016, 10:23:00 AM »
looks like I'm gonna get it on xbone after all

might get it on pc too, but idk
if youre building a pc might as well get it on pc

youll get all the stuff first on pc anyway, and u can play with me

youll have a harder time finding people to play with on xb1 probably
I'm gonna buy it on xbone today cause I have $40 burning a hole in my pocket, but I'm still going to get it for the PC too.

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Gaming / Re: Quantum Break is such a fantastic game
« on: May 01, 2016, 10:21:50 AM »
It's a pretty fantastic game

1546
Gaming / Re: best game water youve ever seen
« on: May 01, 2016, 10:20:33 AM »
watch doges

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Special dispensation for this thread has been requested until Naru wakes up and posts in it. Don't start spamming more of these posts/threads though.
Real nigga 👌👌💯💯💯😂👌

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The Flood / Re: Yo, free Ender and Naru
« on: May 01, 2016, 08:35:39 AM »
oklohomo twink

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY🎂🎉🎉 TO YOU, MY CUM LOVING SLUT🍆💦💦😩. 1️⃣ DAY YOUR PARENTS👵🏼👴🏼 WERE GETTING FREAKY😫😩 IN BED🛌. 9️⃣ MONTHS LATER🔜 YOUR MOM👵🏼 GAVE BIRTH🏥 TO THE BADDEST😈 BABY SLUT👶🏼👅. SEND THIS TO ALL THE THOTTIES👯👯 CELEBRATING👉🏽👌🏾 THEIR BIRTHDAY🍰🍷 TODAY. IF YOU GET 🅾 BACK NONE OF YOUR DICK SUCKING 🍆💦💦👄DREAMS WILL COME TRUE😞. IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOU ARE IN FOR SOME SURPRISE SEX😳😵. IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU’LL BE SCREAMING😱😱😱 DADDY👨🏿👱🏼👨🏾 ALL NIGHT LONG🌇🌃🏙.

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The Flood / Re: Rest in poopies
« on: May 01, 2016, 08:31:53 AM »
😂👌😂👌My darling little girl Ender! I cannot believe that she has been taken away from us after only five years on this earth. It is much too short a time, but  😂👌😂👌😂👌😂👌they have been the most precious.

When you were born, you were so 👶👶🚼🚼tiny – I couldn't believe my 👀👀eyes👀👀. You had a shock of black hair and a cheeky face. You quickly gained weight, though, and after a couple of days in the hospital I was allowed to take you home. We had 💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥been told that you had a congenital heart condition, but we were positive that you would still live a long and happy life. We always focused on 💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥our time together and treasured every moment.

From the time she was a 👶👶🚼🚼👶👶🚼🚼👶👶🚼🚼👶👶🚼🚼 little girl, Ender brought 😂👌😂👌😂👌😂👌joy and 😂👌😂👌😂👌😂👌laughter into our lives and the lives of others. When she was little, I called her my 💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‘cheeky monkey’. As soon as our backs were turned, she was up to something. But you couldn't get angry with her for too long as she would always give you one of those 👀👀👀👀cheeky grins 😊😊😊😊 and say, 💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥“Oh Mummy, I’m sorry”.

Ender grew into a charming little girl who was outgoing and affectionate. She absolutely adored school and made lots of friends. She ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ loved her teachers and would race home from school every afternoon with stories about what Mrs McNamara or Mr Jones had taught her in class.

One of Ender's greatest pleasures was 🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭dancing. The moment she heard music she would be up, clapping her hands with glee. I remember taking her to the mall one day to do some shopping. I turned around and she was gone. Naturally, I was 💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥 panic stricken and raced around everywhere👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 looking for her.💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥I found her a few minutes later in the music😊😊😊😊 section of the store, performing a dance routine she had learnt at school - much to the 💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥amusement of the staff.

We enrolled her in dance😊😊😊😊 school and she flourished.💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥 I will never forget the look on her face after her first dance class – a look of enthusiasm and pure 💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥excitement that only a child can give. I was so 💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥excited for her.

When Ender was four, she had to undergo surgery. It seemed successful and after months of rest, Ender appeared to be on the road💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥 to recovery. She found it 🍆🍆🍆🍆hard staying at home and desperately wanted to go back to school and dancing. When she was feeling well enough, we brought home school work for her to do, which she 🍉🍉🍉🍉devoured with ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️such enthusiasm.

Ender’s last year on this earth was difficult.💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥 It is such a terrible thing to see your child struggle with illness and not💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥 be able to do anything to make her 💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥well and whole again.

It is with so much😂😂😂😂 sadness that I am here today to farewell our only child, Ender. She was a ❤️❤️❤️❤️lovely and vibrant💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥 daughter who has been 😂😂😂 taken away from us much too early. But the memory of Ender will live on in us forever. We were so proud of her and know that she is in 💣💣💣💣peace.

Goodbye, my precious💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥 girl – I know you are up in😇😇😇😇 heaven now, waving down to us with cheeky💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥 grin on your beautiful face.
this is too dank for me man

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The Flood / Re: Yo, free Ender and Naru
« on: May 01, 2016, 08:27:32 AM »
🔥🔯🔥

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DEAD💀 SERIOUS😰 BOUT SMASHING✊✊✊💥💥💥 THAT MOTHERFUCKING LIKE👍👍👍 BUTTON👌👌😂😂

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The Flood / lamborghini good shit marine garfiielf lasaga
« on: April 30, 2016, 12:49:14 AM »
hi every1 im new here in my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI🏎!!!!!!! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 What the 🍆fuck🍑 did you just 👉�👌fucking say about me, you little👌👌 good shit you little good shit you little 👌👌 good shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌ teleports around and shoots beams at you🔫👾 I’ll have you know I 🎓graduated🎓 🔝 of my class in the 🐳Navy Seals🐳⚓️⚓️, and I’ve been involved in numerous🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Quaeda👳🏽, and I have over 3⃣💯 confirmed 📘📗bookshelves📚. thats ✔️ some impressive👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? has anyone really been far🌌 even as decided ✌🏻 use even go want to do look more like✔️up 👉here👈 in 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I am trained💪🏻 in gorilla🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 in the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS⛰🇺🇸 armed💪🏻forces. my name is katy👧🏻 but u can call me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲randomaterialistic💵😎👍🏻✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but just another fuel⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I will wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWLEDGE🎓🤓🤑 the 👍🏻likes👍🏻 of which has never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, mark my 👉👌🍆fucking🍑 w🌚rds. You think you can get away with saying that good✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me over the Internet? Think🙇🏻 again, fucker👉👌. You! kicks you from behind👟💥 Are! teleports✨👽 in front of you and uppercuts you into the air Just! flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I am contacting my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is being traced🔬 right now so you better prepare 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, maggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ that wipes🙌 out the pathetic little thing you call your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fucking dead💀, kid. thats why i came here, 2kill random ppl on the internetz💻📠 _… im 1⃣3⃣ years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kill you in over seven💯ways, and that’s just with my 🐻bare🐻 hands🙌. i like 2 watch invader👾zim👽 w/ my lamborghini💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO FUN TO DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS!!!! shes random🎲2⃣ of course but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 =) like they say the more the merrier😂!!!! hits you with flame🔥👊🏻 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG👻!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <— me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! Garfield😽 leans towards Jon.😘 Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed⛔️💪🏻 combat, but I have 💳access🔖🔑 to the entire arsenal✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Marine⚓️ Corps🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I will use it to its full👐🏻 extent to wipe your miserable as🍑s off the face of the continent🌍✔️, you little good shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his hand into the 🍝pasta🍜 dish. As he lifts his warm hand out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large clump of pasta🍝, sauce🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly brings the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate all the lasaga🍝. If only you could have known🎓✔️ what unholy🙌🏻 retribution your little “clever📃” commen📝t was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 🍆💦tongue👅. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn😤 idiot. crashes into you with meteor💫💥 slam attack and kills you🔪 heh... another 4⃣channer🍀 falls to me. I will shit💩bookshelves📘 all over yo💯u and you will drown🌊😱🌊 in it. You’re fucking dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those food🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then inserts the lasaga into Garfield's mouth💋 and proceeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 in his hand.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for something a little different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches behind Garfield and slowly inserts the fuel unit🍝🍝 into his anus🍑. "do you like that you big fat cat?😼" Jon questions. Garfield pu😼rrs with joy. "thank you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entrance of the door to the kitchen, 🐶a silhouette of a 🐕dog appears. A quiet mumble is heard but inaudible for the man and feline to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mumbled.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌love❤️ and waffles and CUMMIES💦 you little goo💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌notting personnel, kid💁🚬 teleports away

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The Flood / Last Night
« on: April 30, 2016, 12:48:47 AM »
One day iℹ️ was walking👣 down⤵️ the street with my boy👲👲 Johnathan. He is a🅰️ fond mate of mine⛏⛏ and he decided 🇮🇹it🇮🇹🇮🇹 was time 🕚 to take a🅰️ trip to the store🏬. As Johnathan and I walked🚶 into the store🏬 we approached a🅰️🅰️ strange looking👀👀 fellow. He said to us🇻🇮, "Wonderful 🌡weather🌡 we are having🈶, ay?" As a🅰️🅰️ response, Johnathan punched👊 the 👴man👴 in the face😖!! I freaked out and said "Johnathan, What has 🈶🈶 gotten into you?!" Johnathan responded to me and said "I am 🙇sorry🙇 my dear 🐕friend🐕, for I 🈶have 🈶 betrayed you." As Johnathan finished his sentence he grew💗 🅰️a🅰️ large set📐 of 👼wings👼 and flew ✈️ 📴off 📴 into the mist.

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A spectre👻👻 is haunting👻 🌍Europe🌍 — the spectre 👻of communism☭☭☭☭. All the 💪💪powers of old Europe💪 have entered into a 🙏 holy alliance 🙏to exorcise this spectre👻👻👻: Pope 💩💩and Tsar💩👎👎, Metternich💩 and Guizot💩💩💩, French Radicals🇫🇷🇫🇷👎👎👎 and German police-spies🚮🚮🚮🚮. Where is the🎉 party🎉🎉 in opposition that has not been 😿decried😿😿 as communistic☭☭☭☭ by its 😦😦opponents in power😦? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding🔥🔥 reproach🔥🔥🔥🔥 of ☭☭☭☭communism☭☭, against the more advanced🎊 opposition parties🎊🎊🎊, as well as against its 🙅🙅🙅🙅reactionary adversaries🙅🙅? 🕑Two things🕑 result from this fact📕📕: I. ☭☭☭☭Communism☭☭ is already acknowledged by all 💪European powers💪💪 to be itself a 💪💪☭power☭💪. II. It is 🕛‼️🕛high time🕛🕛🕛❗ that ☭☭Communists☭☭☭ should openly, in the 😛😛😛face😛😛 of the 🌍whole🌍 world🌍🌍🌍, publish📕📕 their📕 views📕📕📕, their 🎯aims🎯🎯, their tendencies☭☭, and meet this 🍼nursery🍼🍼 tale🍼📕🍼 of the 👻Spectre👻 of Communism👻👻 ☭ 👻☭ with a manifesto📕📕 of the party📕🎊☭ itself.

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AAAAAAAAAAH!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! ✋😡I've had it up 👆to HERE 💯with stupid fucking memes! You guys 👨‍👨‍👦make me want to KILL 😩🔫MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? ❓❓For me to fucking KILL 🔪☠MYSELF and write on my suicide note 📝"Cause of suicide: ✍Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself⚰🔪"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!🙌😤😡You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST💯 💁of fucking discussion without "🚫🙅MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE ❄💨☃CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" ✋🚫Fucking STOP IT ✋✋🚫you pathetic FUCKERS. you are such fucking cancer 🚬that I cannot even fathom😒😩 💡how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, 💸💸schoolwork 📓📚✏️to finish or a family to attend to? 👪Do you literally do ANYTHING productive 🎮🎨🏀with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes?🐸 👀 😒😒You fucking people make me sick🤒🤒 and you're damn lucky 🎱🍀I don't have any of your fucking addresses6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ 🏠you fucking pieces of shits. 💩💩I'd spit in your faces.😂😂

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Daddy 💖👨, Daddy 💖👨, I need you 💖💖 I require your 💦💦cummies💦💦 and you know that's true🙊🙉🙈. If it makes you happy 😀 then it matters 💞💞 I've deeply fallen in 💘 love 💘💘 with your splatters💦💧💦💧. I require your 💦cummies💦, you are my owner 😫 whenever you give me that long boner🍆, I'm always there to be the moaner 😫😫😫 💦Cummies here, 💦cummies there, 💦cummies in my 💦hair💦. I need some juice😛, so give me your cock🍆 bare. I am so pleased by your dick🍆, it's 😍😍so beautiful, long, and very thick😍😍. Daddy 😫 Daddy 😫, go quick 😫😫😫! I need you to release the cummies💦 out of your stick💦! I enjoy the cummies💦, oh so yummy😋😋. I'm so glad it will reach my tummy😋! I don't think you've met my 😍daddy😍 yet, when I eat his cummies💦, he makes me 💦💦wet💦💦. I truly love being his naughty pet🐶😫, all night on the couch🛋 or the bed 🛌, eating his 💦cummies💦 and drowning in sweat 😫😰😫😰. I 💘love💘 you daddy 💖😍! I love you so much 💘💘! You're the best when you love to touch👐👐! I must require your 💦cummies💦, daddy 👨👨💕, I'm in need 🙏🙏🙏. Your cummies💦 are just when I need to feed🍆, I'd even go so far to bleed💉 only just to let it release💦. After you cum💦, I'll watch your 🍆penis🍆 decrease 🍆⬇️, daddy 😍, that is really what I please 🙊🙈😍😘💕😛💘.

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Gaming / Re: (official) TOWN OF SALEEEM
« on: April 29, 2016, 09:54:33 PM »
we in

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The Flood / Re: I dare you.
« on: April 29, 2016, 09:19:26 PM »
I dare you to eat all the pills that you have in your house.

But what if I don't have any?

Anyways.

I dare you to post ONE picture of yourself. It can be any part of your body as long as it is capable of being understood.(If you post a picture of your shoulder, it has to be discernible that it is a shoulder.)
Extra points if you post facial features.


Only a handful of people from sep7 have seen my face and it will stay that way for a while

Oh yeah.

BTW YOU SUCK.

I still have yet to play DS3 and you are one of the 3 people on my friends list who currently all play it and mock me when I see my friends list ;-;
don't be jealous of me

my new isp makes it so co-op, invasions, online games like bf4 and image, and parties not work at all.

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Gaming / Re: Elite: Dangerous Horizons announced for Xbox One
« on: April 29, 2016, 08:28:33 PM »
looks like I'm gonna get it on xbone after all

might get it on pc too, but idk

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