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The Flood / Re: Post here and I'll describe why I hate you
« on: May 13, 2016, 02:01:31 PM »
just fucking end it
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The Flood / Re: Post here and I'll describe why I hate you« on: May 13, 2016, 02:01:31 PM »
just fucking end it
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The Flood / Re: Post here and I'll describe why I hate you« on: May 13, 2016, 09:42:41 AM »okay gimme a sec>yesterday 1354
The Flood / Re: Best gruff manly characters« on: May 13, 2016, 07:38:17 AM »
fury road mad max or road warrior bad max
not first mad max 1357
The Flood / Re: The quietest of people« on: May 12, 2016, 10:05:22 PM »me toot hankssameNobody ever understands what you're saying. 1360
Gaming / Re: I played 38 rounds of SFV with Verbatim« on: May 12, 2016, 07:51:09 PM »you do not want to be part of my internet family treei am your brotheradd me Verbatim-1 i'll fuck ALL of you upI bet my brother could beat you run now 1361
Gaming / Re: Assassin's Creed movie official trailer.« on: May 12, 2016, 07:50:05 PM »Million times better OT: I'll probably watch it, at home. 1362
Gaming / Re: I played 38 rounds of SFV with Verbatim« on: May 12, 2016, 07:44:40 PM »add me Verbatim-1 i'll fuck ALL of you upI bet my brother could beat you 1363
Gaming / Re: Convince me to buy an Xboner« on: May 12, 2016, 07:37:59 PM »
we dont need anymore faggots
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The Flood / Re: post here and i will give you an image from my image folder until i run out« on: May 12, 2016, 07:17:43 PM »
better pick a good one for me
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The Flood / Re: George Zimmerman is auctioning the gun he used to kill Trayvon Martin« on: May 12, 2016, 04:26:52 PM »
gonna buy this and give it to the realist nigger on here
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The Flood / Re: how tall are you« on: May 12, 2016, 12:58:43 PM »fuck offftfynah, a bit closer to 5'w actually7'3I find this difficult to believe. I estimate 5'4"? 1368
The Flood / Re: how tall are you« on: May 12, 2016, 12:50:17 PM »nah, a bit closer to 5'2 actually7'3I find this difficult to believe. I estimate 5'4"? 1370
The Flood / Re: well guys, it's time« on: May 12, 2016, 12:47:55 PM »According to all known ©️laws ©️©️ of aviation, there is no❎❎ ↕️way↕️ 🅰️a🅰️ bee🍯🍯 should be able to 🐦fly🐦. Its wings💸 are too small to get🉐 🇮🇹its 🇮🇹🇮🇹 fat little body👂 off📴 the ground. The bee🍯, of course, 💸flies💸 anyway because bees🍯 don't 💅care💅 😦what😦 🚵humans🚵 think 🤔 is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and 🌼yellow🌼🌼! Let's shake it🇮🇹 🔝up 🔝 a🅰️🅰️ little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang 🔛on🔛 🅰️a🅰️ second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll ⚒pick⚒⚒ you up☝️. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father👪 paid good✨✨ money💱 for those. Sorry. I'm 💖excited💖💖. Here's the graduate. We're very 😤proud😤 of you, son. A perfect👌 report card♦️, all B's. Very proud😤. Ma! I 🉐got🉐 a🅰️ thing going 🈁here🈁. - You 🉐got🉐 lint 🔛on 🔛 your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to 🇺🇲us 🇺🇲! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop⏹ 💸flying 💸 in the house🏚! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, 🎓graduation 🎓. Never thought💭💭 I'd make 🇮🇹it🇮🇹🇮🇹. Three days grade school🎒🎒, three3️⃣ days 🔊high🔊 🚸school 🚸. Those were aard. Three days 🎓college 🎓. I'm glad I took 🅰️a🅰️ day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back🔙🔙 different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing💗 a🅰️ 〰️mustache 〰️? Looks good👌. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the ⚱funeral⚱? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die💀. Don't waste it🇮🇹🇮🇹 on 🔛🔛 a🅰️🅰️ 🌰squirrel🌰. Such 🅰️a🅰️ hothead. I guess he could 🈶have🈶🈶 just gotten out of the way↕️. I love👫👫 this incorporating an amusement park🏞 into our day. That's why we don't need 🌅vacations🌅. Boy, quite a 🅰️ bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men🙇. - We are! - Bee-👴men👴. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees🐝, please🙏 welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies 🎑🎑. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we ⛏pick⛏ ourjob today? I 🙉heard🙉 it's🇮🇹 just orientation. Heads up🔝! Here we go. Keep your hands 🖐 and 📶antennas📶 inside 💠 the 🚊tram🚊🚊 at all times ⏳. - Wonder what😦 it'll be like💟💟? - A little 👻scary👻👻. Welcome to Honex, a🅰️ division➗ of Honesco and a🅰️ part〽️ of the Hexagon Group. This is it🇮🇹! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as🅰️🅰️ a 🅰️ bee🍯🍯, 🈶have🈶 worked💼 your whole life to get🉐 to the ↖️point↖️ where you can 🏢work🏢🏢 for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our 🔺top🔺-secret🔏 formula is automatically color🎨🎨-corrected, scent-adjusted and 💭bubble 💭💭-contoured into this soothing 🍭sweet🍭 syrup with 🇮🇹its🇮🇹 distinctive golden 🌟glow🌟 you know as 🅰️... Honey! - That girl💇 was hot🍨🍨. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right▶️. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee🐝 existence. These bees🍯 are stress-testing💯 a 🅰️ new🇳🇿 ⛑helmet⛑ technology 📱📱. - What do you think🤔🤔 he makes? - Not enough. Here we have🈶🈶 our 🕡latest🕡 advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of 🍯honey🍯🍯 that hangs after you pour it🇮🇹. Saves us 🇺🇸 millions. Oan anyone work🏢 🔛on🔛 the Krelman? Of course. Most bee🐝 jobs are small ones 1️⃣. But bees🍯🍯 know that every small job, if it's 🇮🇹 🔨done🔨 well, means😏 a 🅰️ lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick⚒ for the 😪rest😪 of your life. The same job the rest 😪 of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy😺 to know that bees🐝, as🅰️ a🅰️ species, haven't had🈶 one1️⃣ day 📴off📴 in 27 million years. So you'll just work 🏢 🇺🇲us🇺🇲 to death⚰? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew💥 my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to 🈶have🈶🈶 to make. I'm relieved😌. Now we only have🈶 to make one1️⃣ decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have🈶 told 🇺🇸us 🇺🇸 that? Why would you ⁉️question ⁉️ anything? We're 🍯bees 🍯. We're the most perfectly💯 functioning society on🔛 Earth. You ever think💭 maybe things work 💼 a 🅰️ little too well 🈁here🈁? Like what😦? Give me one1️⃣ example. I don't know. But you know what😦😦 I'm talking💬 about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on🔛 approach. Wait 🅰️a🅰️ second. Oheck 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close📕. They know what😦 it's🇮🇹 💘like 💘 outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back ⬅️. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You 👷guys👷 did great! You're monsters🤖! You're sky🌔🌔 freaks! I 👫love👫👫 it🇮🇹🇮🇹! I love👭 it🇮🇹🇮🇹! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned📆. Outside the hive, flying🚀 who knows where, doing who knows what 😦😦. You can'tjust decide to be a🅰️ Pollen Jock. You have 🈶 to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more➕ pollen than you and I will 🙈see🙈 in a🅰️ lifetime. It's just a 🅰️ status #️⃣symbol#️⃣. Bees make too much of it🇮🇹. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it🇮🇹🇮🇹 and the 👵ladies 👵 see 👀 you wearing 🇮🇹it🇮🇹🇮🇹. Those ladies 👩? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two2️⃣2️⃣. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's 🈶have🈶 💃fun💃 with them. It must be dangerous being🍯 a🅰️ Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a🅰️ 🐻bear🐻 pinned me against a🅰️🅰️ mushroom🍄! He had 🈶🈶 a 🅰️ 🐾paw 🐾 on🔛 my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought💭 I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to ⚠️alert⚠️⚠️ the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it 🇮🇹, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting👊 a 🅰️🅰️ 🌻sunflower 🌻🌻 patch six6️⃣ miles from here📍 tomorrow. - Six miles, huh 😨? - Barry! A puddle jump for us🇻🇮, but maybe you're not 🔝up 🔝 for 🇮🇹it🇮🇹. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you 🤔think🤔, buzzy-boy👲? Are you bee🐝 enough? I might be. It all depends on 🔛 what 😦😦 0900 means😏. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised🙀 me. You decide 😦what😦 you're interested in? - Well, there's a🅰️🅰️ lot of choices. - But you only 🉐get 🉐 one1️⃣1️⃣. Do you ever get🉐🉐 bored😒 doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it 🇮🇹🇮🇹 around, and you stir it🇮🇹 around. You get 🉐 yourself into a🅰️ rhythm. It's a🅰️ beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more➕➕ I think💭 about it🇮🇹🇮🇹, maybe the 🍯honey🍯🍯 🏑field🏑 just isn't ▶️right▶️ for me. You were 🤔thinking 🤔🤔 of what😦, making balloon💭💭 😼animals 😼? That's a🅰️🅰️ 📉bad📉 job for a 🅰️ guy👨 with a🅰️ stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey 🍯! - Barry, you are so🆘 funny😆 sometimes. - I'm not trying to be 😆funny😆. You're not funny😄! You're going into 🍯honey🍯. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be 🅰️a🅰️ stirrer? - No one's1️⃣1️⃣ 👂listening👂👂 to me! Wait till you see👀 the sticks I have🈶🈶. I could say anything right▶️ now. I'm gonna get🉐🉐 an ant🐜 tattoo! Let's open 👐 some honey🍯 and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my 📡antennae 📡. Shack up🆙🆙 with 🅰️a🅰️ grasshopper. Get 🅰️a 🅰️🅰️ gold 😬tooth😬 and call📲 everybody "dawg"! I'm 🆘so 🆘 😤proud😤. - We're starting🆕 work💼 today! - Today's the day. Oome on🔛! All the ❇️good❇️ jobs will be gone. Yeah, right▶️. Pollen counting, stunt 🐝bee🐝, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair💈 removal... - Is it🇮🇹 still available? - Hang on🔛🔛. Two left 🍃! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get 🉐? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir👨! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's 😃open😃, not for the reason you 🤔think🤔. - Any chance of getting🉐 the Krelman? - Sure, you're on 🔛🔛. I'm sorry🙇, the Krelman just 😚closed😚 out. Wax 🍌monkey's🍌 always 👐open👐. The Krelman opened 👐👐 up🔺 again. What happened? A bee🐝 🎲died 🎲. Makes an opening😃. See? He's dead💀. Another dead💀 1️⃣one1️⃣. Deady. Deadified. Two more➕ dead💀💀. Dead from the neck 🔝up🔝. Dead from the neck ⤵️down⤵️. That's life! Oh, this is 🆘so🆘🆘 hard! Heating, cooling👍, stunt bee🍯, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector 🔟number🔟 seven7️⃣7️⃣, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what😦 do you think🤔 I should... Barry? Barry! All right ▶️▶️, we've got🉐 the sunflower🌻 patch in quadrant 9️⃣nine9️⃣... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no ❎! I 🈶have 🈶 to, before I go to work💼 for the rest😪 of my life. You're gonna ☠die☠! You're crazy! Hello? Another 📲call📲 coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a🅰️ Korean deli 🔛on 🔛 83rd that gets🉐 their roses🌹 today. Hey, guys👱. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw🙈 yesterday? Hold it🇮🇹, son, ✈️flight✈️ deck's restricted🈲. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him 🔝up🔝. Really? Feeling lucky🍀, are you? Sign here📌, 📌here📌. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You 🉐got🉐 🅰️a🅰️ 🌧rain 🌧 advisory today, and as🅰️ you all know, bees 🍯 cannot fly💸 in rain⛈. So be careful. As always, ⌚️watch⌚️ your brooms, hockey🏒 sticks, dogs🐕🐕, birds🐤, bears 🐻 and bats 🏏. Also, I 🉐got🉐 a 🅰️ couple👭 of reports of root beer 🐝🐝 being🍯 poured on🔛 🇻🇮us🇻🇮. Murphy's in a 🅰️ home👪👪 because of it🇮🇹, babbling like💞 🅰️a🅰️ cicada! - That's awful. - And a🅰️ 🎗reminder 🎗 for you rookies, 🍯bee🍯 🚔law 🚔 💯number 💯 one1️⃣, absolutely no👎 talking🗨🗨 to humans🚵! All ▶️right▶️, launch🚀 positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow🌼! Hello! You ready for this, hot😅😅 💫shot 💫? Yeah. Yeah, bring 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 on🔛🔛. Wind, ☑️check ☑️☑️. - Antennae, check✅. - Nectar pack, ✅check✅. - Wings, ✔️check ✔️. - Stinger, check✅. Scared out of my shorts, ☑️check☑️. OK, ladies👩, let's move it 🇮🇹 out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers🌸! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So 🌀blue🌀. I feel 🆘so🆘 fast⏩ and free🆓🆓! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have🈶 roses🌹🌹 visual. Bring it🇮🇹🇮🇹 around 30 🎓degrees 🎓 and hold👭. Roses! 30 degrees 🎓, roger. Bringing it🇮🇹 around. Stand to the side, kid. It's 🉐got🉐 a 🅰️ bit of a 🅰️ kick. That is one1️⃣ nectar collector! - Ever see🙈 pollination up🔺 close 🔒? - No, 👨sir👨. I pick⛏ up☝️☝️ some pollen 📍here📍, sprinkle it🇮🇹 over here🈁. Maybe a🅰️ dash 〰️ over there, 🅰️a🅰️ pinch on 🔛 that one1️⃣. See that? It's a🅰️ little bit of magic✨. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power🔌. More pollen, more➕ 🌼flowers🌼🌼, more➕ nectar, more➕➕ honey🍯 for 🇺🇲us🇺🇲🇺🇲. Oool. I'm picking⛏ up🔝 🅰️a🅰️ lot of bright🌝 yellow🌕. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers🌺 seems to be on🔛 the move. Say again? You're reporting a 🅰️ moving📦 flower🌺? Affirmative. That was on🔛 the line 〰️! This is the coolest🆒. What is it🇮🇹? I don't know, but I'm 💗loving 💗 this color🎨. It smells🚭 good🉑. Not like 💘 a🅰️🅰️ flower 💐, but I 💟like💟 it🇮🇹. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys 👷. It's a🅰️ little grabby. My sweet🍩 👑lord👑👑 of 🍯bees🍯! Oandy-brain, get🉐🉐 off📴 there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be 〽️bad〽️. Affirmative.nice 1371
The Flood / well guys, it's time« on: May 12, 2016, 12:15:21 PM »
TIME TO SMASH THAT MF LIKE BUTTON 👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯😂😂😂💦🔥🔯🔥💯
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The Flood / Re: Post here and I'll describe why I hate you« on: May 12, 2016, 11:31:10 AM »
god dammit verb
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The Flood / Re: It's that Time again.« on: May 11, 2016, 09:15:27 PM »I got banned on both for calling myself a faggotWhat ya get banned for?But to use my army of alts ID HAVE TO PLAY SO MUCH DESTINY NObut I got banned on bnet you fucking cuckold nigger loverYou just gotta git gud. My main just got off 2nd ban. I also use an alternate. 1380
The Flood / Re: It's that Time again.« on: May 11, 2016, 09:13:48 PM »But to use my army of alts ID HAVE TO PLAY SO MUCH DESTINY NObut I got banned on bnet you fucking cuckold nigger loverYou just gotta git gud. My main just got off 2nd ban. I also use an alternate. I have a week pm ban and a week forum ban |