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The Flood / Re: Glow in the dark CIA niggers fist my poopchute
« on: August 18, 2017, 11:01:11 PM »
I swear your pride will be the death us all

beware! it goeth before the fall

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The Flood / Oh, Wall Street thinks you're great
« on: August 18, 2017, 10:59:13 PM »
you'll always be adored by the things you create
but upstate,
boy,
people think you're crook-ed
the congress seat was up-for-grabs so I took it

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The Flood / Re: Glow in the dark CIA niggers fist my poopchute
« on: August 18, 2017, 10:57:01 PM »
okay

3034
>projecting
so I offered her a loan
I offered to take her home

How else do you plan to pay for rent and basic necessities if you don't have this job?
I have to get another one anyway

I'm moving to florida and living with dietrich

This is news to me. When do you guys plan to move in?
like a month or soish

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Stop being a lazy piece of shit and actually do your job.
do I tell him I'm leaving because of his bullshit and get that satisfaction or just be passive aggressive and let him figure it out

Get another job lined up first. Mcjobs are a dime a dozen. I'd also put in a two-week notice just so you can leave on a clean note.
yeah ofc two week notice

I'm going to be dietrich's house slave but I',m still getting I job so I can pay him rent

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>projecting
so I offered her a loan
I offered to take her home

How else do you plan to pay for rent and basic necessities if you don't have this job?
I have to get another one anyway

I'm moving to florida and living with dietrich

3037
Stop being a lazy piece of shit and actually do your job.
do I tell him I'm leaving because of his bullshit and get that satisfaction or just be passive aggressive and let him figure it out

3038
>projecting
so I offered her a loan
I offered to take her home

3039
The Flood / hahaha my boss is such a little bitch I might quit tonight
« on: August 18, 2017, 10:38:09 PM »
got written up for "not completing EOS duties" on time even tho I legit did

the dish pit looking nice is not the same as the dish put being finished

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The Flood / Re: Shaving
« on: August 18, 2017, 09:39:28 PM »
go against the grain and use only water

3042
The Flood / Re: So I'm back I guess...
« on: August 18, 2017, 02:49:26 PM »
bored people will treat this as a big deal

3043
The Flood / Re: would you let me rub your feet
« on: August 17, 2017, 09:28:32 PM »
Only if you're good at it.

Also, alcohol.
I'm a pro dw

and YES

I want to get so drunk I forget what I say

please make fun of me please

Why? Get pissed and have fun, maybe the locals will laugh.
I like it when people talk down to me

not even sexual like some people think, it gives me validation

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The Flood / I just got home and now I'm headed to New York
« on: August 17, 2017, 09:25:07 PM »
but who's waiting for me when I step into place
my friend James Madison red in the face
he grabs my arm
and I exclaim
what's go-ing on?

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The Flood / Re: would you let me rub your feet
« on: August 17, 2017, 09:20:32 PM »
Only if you're good at it.

Also, alcohol.
I'm a pro dw

and YES

I want to get so drunk I forget what I say

please make fun of me please

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The Flood / would you let me rub your feet
« on: August 17, 2017, 09:13:00 PM »
I would be an A1 slave tbh

I am actually not trippin g tonight, next bext thing

guess what it is haha

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The Flood / Re: Aloha means hello and goodbye in Hawaii.
« on: August 17, 2017, 09:10:20 PM »
aloha sep

3048
The Flood / Re: post and I'll rate you on a scale of 1 to 3
« on: August 17, 2017, 09:04:19 PM »
Hey
3

im going to wrap my hands around your neck and strangle you
this bumped you from a β€”- to a 2

I already know what I'm getting.
3

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The Flood / Re: Manly american things thread
« on: August 17, 2017, 09:03:07 PM »


hiss

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The Flood / Re: post and I'll rate you on a scale of 1 to 3
« on: August 17, 2017, 03:15:23 AM »
my opinion means nothing lol

but yeah idk why some ppl dislike you, you literally do everything in a nice way

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The Flood / Re: Aloha means hello and goodbye in Hawaii.
« on: August 17, 2017, 02:55:10 AM »
And Ohana means family
family means no one gets left behind

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The Flood / Re: think of the one thing that you're best at
« on: August 17, 2017, 01:53:17 AM »
I was trying to think of what I'm best at before I entered the thread and it was kinda hard

I would say Clue, apologizing, and Just Cause

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The Flood / Re: post and I'll rate you on a scale of 1 to 3
« on: August 17, 2017, 01:25:47 AM »
2.5, I've brought shame upon my house.
that's a good score tho

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The Flood / Re: Aloha means hello and goodbye in Hawaii.
« on: August 17, 2017, 12:47:05 AM »
sweet thanks man

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The Flood / Re: Aloha means hello and goodbye in Hawaii.
« on: August 17, 2017, 12:43:34 AM »
Mahalo for a quality thread.
date me

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The Flood / Re: post and I'll rate you on a scale of 1 to 3
« on: August 17, 2017, 12:34:09 AM »
Thanks for the edit. I started getting out the razor blades when I saw "2 - trash".
hey dont be me

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The Flood / Aloha means hello and goodbye in Hawaii.
« on: August 17, 2017, 12:31:26 AM »
But, uh, aloha means has nothing to do with this room
I'm so drunk
Ugh, okay
Here's the deal
I-I want to rest my eyes for a little bit, I'm I'm not going to sleep, I just just need to rest my eyes, so let's make this one simple
Just try to hit some three pointers
Let's say you have to hit five three pointers in five minutes or I don't know, the whole place the whole planet will get blown up with a n-neutrino bomb
And try to make it a-a lesson about yourselves, like like how selfish you are are or something



hate to sound tumblry but drunk rick is me lmao

like just do this and get it over w/ lol idc

https://youtu.be/Z9iHya464xc?t=1m8s

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