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The Flood / Re: In Jordan ama me anything
« on: December 10, 2017, 09:37:10 PM »
Why are you going to Baghdad?
Why is a new account like you asking that question?
I’m just curious lol
ignore him

he's a self loathing mudslime with white lust

Yours is perfectly reasonable question, and I believe the answer is that Gatsby has family in the area. Don't quote me on that, though.
Not a Muslim bone in my body my friend. Hang yourself you jailbird tranny degenerate and take your AIDS ridden boyfriend with you.
Am i the aids ridden boyfriend

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The Flood / Re: whos cuter me or loaf
« on: December 10, 2017, 05:20:13 PM »
googly eyes or puff fish

hmmmmm
am i googly eyes

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The Flood / Re: whos cuter me or loaf
« on: December 09, 2017, 09:06:50 PM »
naru looks cute but I'm white

lbr doesnt that give me the cuteness edge

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The Flood / Re: Deci is fat
« on: December 09, 2017, 12:34:14 AM »
am i cute

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The Flood / Re: Ohhhhh shit son got followed out of the store today
« on: December 08, 2017, 07:57:48 PM »
They borderline had me convinced to cut my losses and admit my wrongdoing, thank god i remembered the "only cops can follow you off the property" rule

So I just kept walking and kept denying and here I am

I think my life of crime is over that was scary
>implying everyone even cares about that rule

When I worked at Dunkin, we had one of the heroin junkies try to steal from our tip jar. My managers followed his ass to the next two stores over, grabbed the shit from his hands, and threatened the everloving fuck out of him.
worst case scenario I had to get to the bridge, no way were those guys following me onto the train tracks in normal weather -- let alone this crazy af snow
Whatever, keep doing the shit. Just don't be surprised when people work there smack your shit up and then call the cops on you.
LOL no way man I'm done

when you get caught and get away clean anyway you don't do it again

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The Flood / Re: Ohhhhh shit son got followed out of the store today
« on: December 08, 2017, 07:08:48 PM »
i played it so innocent tho

see: my sir thread

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The Flood / Re: Ohhhhh shit son got followed out of the store today
« on: December 08, 2017, 07:07:26 PM »
They borderline had me convinced to cut my losses and admit my wrongdoing, thank god i remembered the "only cops can follow you off the property" rule

So I just kept walking and kept denying and here I am

I think my life of crime is over that was scary
>implying everyone even cares about that rule

When I worked at Dunkin, we had one of the heroin junkies try to steal from our tip jar. My managers followed his ass to the next two stores over, grabbed the shit from his hands, and threatened the everloving fuck out of him.
worst case scenario I had to get to the bridge, no way were those guys following me onto the train tracks in normal weather -- let alone this crazy af snow

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The Flood / Re: Ohhhhh shit son got followed out of the store today
« on: December 08, 2017, 05:54:17 PM »
Fine ignore me
legit didnt see your comment lol

you know ily

call me cute more thanks

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The Flood / Re: Ohhhhh shit son got followed out of the store today
« on: December 08, 2017, 05:28:05 PM »
no you'll be fine

you won't be charged if you got away

a friend of mine was busted at a store I had lifted from multiple times before while we were together, and they knew me and said they knew I stole from them, but never pressed charges against me because he was the only one the had caught that time
ok awesome

Thanks man <3

you're not real
verb I am SO real let's end this

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The Flood / Re: Who's pp would give the super succ?
« on: December 08, 2017, 05:26:42 PM »
I'd do it to anyone here but verbatim and challenger

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The Flood / Re: Ohhhhh shit son got followed out of the store today
« on: December 08, 2017, 04:47:58 PM »
I bought alcohol there with my ID I may be fucked lol

Surely they won't match my purchase with the cameras and come to my house over petty theft right?? Haha

Haha

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The Flood / Ohhhhh shit son got followed out of the store today
« on: December 08, 2017, 04:26:09 PM »
They borderline had me convinced to cut my losses and admit my wrongdoing, thank god i remembered the "only cops can follow you off the property" rule

So I just kept walking and kept denying and here I am

I think my life of crime is over that was scary

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The Flood / Re: Jessica Chobot as a sex object
« on: December 08, 2017, 01:48:12 PM »
I'm a woman AND gay where do I fit in

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The Flood / Re: whos cuter me or loaf
« on: December 08, 2017, 01:45:46 PM »
Spoiler



I think we're all forgetting how adorable I am

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Gaming / Re: Defend this. (TW: anime, intense misogyny)
« on: December 04, 2017, 01:46:52 PM »
saving the world one post at a time

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The Flood / Re: whos cuter me or loaf
« on: December 04, 2017, 01:36:54 PM »
lofe, hands down
are you just saying this to trigger me or what lol

We both know this quote isn't true
no joke fam, loaf is way cuter and his feminine penis is top notch
loafs face is too long wtf

His eyes aren't as big as mine

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The Flood / Re: whos cuter me or loaf
« on: December 03, 2017, 10:04:05 PM »
We all know the answer to this
youre supposed to be negative

And you’re supposed to be ugly
if im supposed to does that mean im not

Everybody says you are but you’re hella cute
lol u always know how to cheer me up

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The Flood / Re: whos cuter me or loaf
« on: December 03, 2017, 06:18:39 PM »
We all know the answer to this
youre supposed to be negative

And you’re supposed to be ugly
if im supposed to does that mean im not

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The Flood / Re: whos cuter me or loaf
« on: December 03, 2017, 05:20:04 PM »
We all know the answer to this
youre supposed to be negative

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The Flood / Re: whos cuter me or loaf
« on: December 03, 2017, 02:20:46 PM »
lofe, hands down
are you just saying this to trigger me or what lol

We both know this quote isn't true

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The Flood / Re: whos cuter me or loaf
« on: December 03, 2017, 02:18:00 PM »
you're not real
verb I am so real

Let's end this meme right here right now

Whats up

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The Flood / Re: whos cuter me or loaf
« on: December 03, 2017, 02:10:45 PM »
it's like picking between aids or cancer
cancer is more famous

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The Flood / Re: Ozark is pretty good
« on: December 03, 2017, 01:41:50 PM »
Yea I watched the first ep and it was pretty good idk why I didn't follow through

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The Flood / whos cuter me or loaf
« on: December 03, 2017, 01:40:48 PM »
this thread hasnt been made before

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The Flood / Re: I have a sir problem
« on: December 03, 2017, 08:54:16 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Halfway there
« on: December 02, 2017, 07:46:26 PM »
it's aliiiiiive

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The Flood / I have a sir problem
« on: December 02, 2017, 12:08:26 PM »
I call people sir too much

I mean it just got me a free cigarette but I called the dude sir twice in one convo it's awkward

it makes me look like a respectful little son of a bitch tho

is this a real issue?

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The Flood / Re: Halfway there
« on: December 02, 2017, 11:54:37 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Halfway there
« on: December 02, 2017, 11:31:27 AM »
Nah i was stealing like a loser

Got too paranoid but it's all good now

paranoia is a GOOD trait to have in my line of work tho

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