Quote from: SecondClass on June 28, 2015, 12:18:35 AM

I want to.

let's dance

http://lichess.org/URuHAy0E

How do I play? Am I just spectating?

Donald Glover
Eddie Izzard
John Mulaney (don't watch his shit-tier show, though)
Daniel Tosh

An additional 3,000 soldiers (1,000 Khajiit grunts, 2,000 justiciars) are sent into Cyrodiil from Valenwood. The city of Skingrad, just north of the Valenwood border, is used as a meeting point.

The Aldmeri Dominion sends 5,500 justiciars north from Elsweyr toward the Imperial City.

lol two posts in a row maximum, man

8,800 soldiers training -- 70%
2,000 Daedric Watchmen -- 25%
Stros M'Kai annexation -- 45%

Someone's salty

Time to invade High Rock

Due to the now-terrible conditions of the areas, an additional 3,800 natives sign up for the Aldmeri ground army. The natives, pillaged goods, and 5,600 justiciars are sent back to Firsthold, while 387 justiciars are sent to Iliac Bay.

The justiciars arrive at the Isle of Balfiera and move toward Ada-mantia.

The justiciars in Black Marsh continue to sweep through the Imperial Reserve, seizing any money or valuables along the way, and only killing those who raise arms against them. Once the battalion reaches the Reserve's vaults, the justiciar commander threatens to wipe out the entire branch if none of the workers open the vaults for the attackers. The demand is obliged, and the commander is disappointed to find a sparse amount of items in the them. He orders his army to move throughout the rest of the Reserve, take whatever valuables they can find, and then meet back at the ships.

8,800 soldiers training -- 19%

Any remaining Hammerfell soldiers or government in Helgathe, Gilane, Taneth, and Rihad have been completely decimated. The vast majority of food from storages, stores, farms, or private homes has been taken. All weapons and armor with a quality higher than iron have been taken. All found jewelry has been taken. All money from privately-owned banks has been taken. The homes that were hit that hardest were the rich ones, but essentially 90% of Hammerfell goods - owned and for sale - have been forcibly seized. Homes of executed Talos worshippers are burned to the ground. The cities devolve into poverty and chaos as the Dominion begins exiting the areas, allowing for Akavri occupation. Due to the now-terrible conditions of the areas, an additional 3,800 natives sign up for the Aldmeri ground army. The natives, pillaged goods, and 5,600 justiciars are sent back to Firsthold, while 387 justiciars are sent to Iliac Bay.

The Aldmeri Dominion renames the Summerset Isles to Alinor.

8,800 troops training -- 7%

11,000 justicars trained. The Aldmeri Dominion's total army size is now 14,024.
Firsthold ship construction -- 50/50

Stores, farms, banks, blacksmiths, and private homes in the four Hammerfell cities continue to be raided by Aldmeri forces. Those found with an artifact or text of Talos are rounded up. Those who cooperate with the Thalmor are offered paid positions in Summerset Isles industry and the army.

The massive amount of goods procured from these raids begins to be shipped back to Summerset.

Quote from: SecondClass on June 26, 2015, 11:31:34 PM

Ships south of Hammerfell separate into four groups of 1,500 justiciars each and begin heading for Helgathe, Gilane, Taneth, and Rihad. Expected to arrive by next page.

The justiciars arrive in their respective cities and attack quickly and brutally. Equipped with high-quality elven armor and swords, and knowledgeable about the deadliest destruction magic spells, the justiciars begin sweeping through the ports of the cities. Anyone clearly surrendering can be spared, the rest have been ordered to be killed.

The justiciar army continues to march through the cities, quickly wiping out any organized opposition. The nature of the surprise attack, and skill and number of the justiciars allows the occupation to smoothly happen. As the soldiers storm through the cities, food, weapons, armor, jewelry, valuables, and anything else deemed worth the time is forcibly taken from the locals. Any kind of butchery or restaurant is raided down to the last crumb.

In addition, banks and wealthy homes are entered and seized.

If it's consensual and assured to be kept a secret, I'd definitely pick the first option.

Quote from: SecondClass on June 26, 2015, 11:28:18 PM

Quote from: Sᴏʟ Nɪxɪʟɪs on June 26, 2015, 11:25:40 PM

500 soldiers arrive at the southern border of Hammerfell and enter.
The soldiers at the northern border enter the country.

Motive is clear, Hammerfell must fall.
Soldiers have orders to kill all who stand against them, including women, children, and the elderly.

Quote from: SecondClass on June 26, 2015, 11:20:40 PM

We can't really do this if Mordo isn't here...

The Aldmeri Dominion sends 6,000 justicars north from Firsthold in 20 different ships.

Mordo isn't coming back.

Ah, kk

11,000 justicars -- 75%
Firsthold ship construction -- 45/50

Ships south of Hammerfell separate into four groups of 1,500 justicars each and begin heading for Helgathe, Gilane, Taneth, and Rihad. Expected to arrive by next page.

Falinesti is burned to the ground. The Dominion begins to destroy any other graht-oaks in the Valenwood province.

70% of the graht-oaks have been destroyed. Justicars continue searching for and eliminating the trees.

The Dominion sends 1000 soldiers in 5 different ships eastward.

The soldiers arrive in eastern Topal Bay. They hold their position there until further notice.

The Dominion sends 1000 soldiers in 5 different ships eastward.