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« on: February 03, 2017, 07:33:21 PM »
Not my best work, but I wanted to share an excerpt from one of my stories too Spoiler Under the name of Orani he may have been the utility man of the troupe capable of sustain-ing long parts at short notice. He was.
Sordid Sam, a dour decent deblancer, the unwashed, haunted always by his ham, the unwished, at a word from Israfel the Summoner, passed away painlessly after life's upsomdowns one hallowe'en night, ebbrous and in the state of nature, propelled from Behind into the great Beyond.
842
« on: February 01, 2017, 06:08:29 PM »
it will be fun
843
« on: January 29, 2017, 05:58:02 PM »
I don't have a problem with individual Muslims who don't subscribe to the worst aspects of their religion, but fuck those aspects are terrible. The religion of Islam is far worse than Christianity on a base level (no other religion is as misogynistic), and I don't know why disliking it is seen as a "conservative" opinion.
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« on: January 27, 2017, 01:16:55 AM »
just a warning
845
« on: January 26, 2017, 04:39:26 PM »
(What are the rules?) What are the ru-uuules? (What are the rules?) When you just turned black, and you can't switch back, someone please tell me the rules 
846
« on: January 26, 2017, 12:43:43 AM »
is none
don't address me in the third person
don't address me at all
no one gave you that right
847
« on: January 25, 2017, 10:51:54 PM »
guys look how exasperated I am
848
« on: January 25, 2017, 08:02:49 PM »
yeah
I said it
849
« on: January 19, 2017, 12:53:09 AM »
 leave it to 2017 nickelodeon to water down characters beyond recognition she isn't trying to "fit in" lmao, she's a sadist
850
« on: January 18, 2017, 05:44:16 PM »
yeah  I said it
851
« on: January 17, 2017, 04:03:09 AM »
Because trust me when I say I won't come near Season 3 after what they did to him. I'm sorry if you don't understand my Luke obsession. I didn't choose to get so attached to him, it just happened. And if you think they didn't ruin my life by killing him off, ask my parents who had to spend last 3 days beside my hospital bed after I tried commiting suicide by swallowing a bunch of pills. My stomach was being pumped and all I could think about was Luke and the fact that I will never be able to see him again. The Walking Dead is not my life but Luke was. He was my everything. I realize that I'm not a sane person, but Telltale should have had in mind that Luke, just like Kenny has fans that deserved the same treatment as him. I met my demons 5 days ago and I honestly have no idea what I'm going to do with my life from now on. I don't talk to anyone. I don't go to school anymore. All I think about is Luke and how unfair and not necessary his death was. People who work for Telltale are evil. A video game developer's goal should be to please their fans, not to ruin their lives. But I'm guessing the only way for a TWD fan to be pleased is to also be a Kenny fan.
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« on: January 13, 2017, 01:13:41 AM »
I usually hate the gruff macho old dude stereotype, but (of course) Dan Harmon is the one who makes it work    Jonathan Banks deserves some credit too, I don't know if the character would be as great without him
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« on: January 09, 2017, 01:56:23 AM »
it's glad to see women are actually getting leading roles
Hollywood is such a sexist joke these days
854
« on: January 07, 2017, 09:21:58 PM »
 penny for scale
855
« on: January 07, 2017, 12:19:03 AM »
856
« on: January 05, 2017, 02:16:56 AM »
hi sep7 what's up
lock pre-requested for 9am EST this is late crew only
857
« on: January 04, 2017, 02:09:04 AM »
Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, "Hey, look at me, I'm Mr. so-and-so-dick. I've got such-and-such for a penis." I never saw it fail to get a laugh. Spoiler when rick and morty calls out the macho complex 100%
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« on: January 03, 2017, 02:13:42 AM »
 jk
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« on: December 23, 2016, 12:19:26 AM »
Iβm sorry, but I donβt want to be an emperor. Thatβs not my business. I donβt want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each otherβs happiness - not by each otherβs misery. We donβt want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.
Greed has poisoned menβs souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.
The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men - cries out for universal brotherhood - for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world - millions of despairing men, women, and little children - victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people.
To those who can hear me, I say - do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed - the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish.
Soldiers! donβt give yourselves to brutes - men who despise you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who drill you - diet you - treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Donβt give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You donβt hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural! Soldiers! Donβt fight for slavery! Fight for liberty!
In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: βthe Kingdom of God is within manβ - not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power - the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.
Then - in the name of democracy - let us use that power - let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world - a decent world that will give men a chance to work - that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfil that promise. They never will!
Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Now let us fight to fulfil that promise! Let us fight to free the world - to do away with national barriers - to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all menβs happiness. Soldiers! in the name of democracy, let us all unite!
Final speech from The Great Dictator Copyright Β© Roy Export S.A.S. All rights reserved
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« on: December 22, 2016, 03:31:06 AM »
whats up flood
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« on: December 22, 2016, 02:20:09 AM »
never watched GoT but I feel like Arya Stark would be my favorite character
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« on: December 19, 2016, 11:28:35 PM »
other than that, 9/10 film literally every character was unique and interesting, the plot was kinda convulted at first but made sense after like 25 minutes also, so many heartwarming/breaking scenes Spoiler they should've kept Firth as Grindelwald tho
863
« on: December 16, 2016, 06:14:21 PM »
 And I'm just here with the best character on the whole show
864
« on: December 14, 2016, 07:45:56 PM »
He's still an evil, irredeemable monster, but I feel like his character is getting a lot stronger as the show goes on. He actually apologized to Carl and Olivia, showed legit remorse (however brief).
But next episode I have to watch is the midseason finale, so I'm sure he'll do some shit to make me hate him again.
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« on: December 12, 2016, 12:03:18 AM »
 we have good times haha, don't we guys?
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« on: December 11, 2016, 06:49:01 PM »
  You know it's bad when even the conservatives on AVC disagree with your retarded ass
867
« on: December 10, 2016, 08:15:49 PM »
one of my roommates' aftershave has "shatterproof bottle" written on it like it's some scientifically engineered special bottle  it's literally plastic why is advertising so bad these days
868
« on: December 07, 2016, 06:13:34 PM »
She's hardcore into "dendrophilia", which for the uneducated is basically a tree fetish. For some reason the thought of trees gets her moist in her mossy region. Sometimes she breaks off pieces of bark and just lies in bed rubbing it on herself buck naked. I try not to judge though, we all have our quirks, right? So for her enjoyment I used to dip my dong in brownish food coloring (we tried chocolate syrup but it got too sticky). I left it submerged long enough to really take on some brown coloring and even toss a little mint on the top for leaves. Really got her immersed in it and shit, and I actually started to enjoy it. She's really into it and things would get pretty hot. But now it's at the point where I'm dressing in a goddamn tree costume for sex. Then one day I'm balls deep and think "Wow. I've never turned a girl on more than I have pretending to be a tree". A few times I've tried to press the issue of maybe having sex normal. But plain person on person is a thing of the past for us. She's had a taste of morning wood and never wants to go back. Eventually things started to escalate. She spent a long afternoon last week picking "the right stick" which she brought home and insisted I fuck her with. It was a well endowed limb too. More blessed than I was in size. I'd say it was solid two feet long and about as round as a midget's forearm. My wiener play has pretty much come to an end. She has slowly lost any interest in human contact and going full on perennial. After another week of fornicating forest style she said the thought of sex with a person didn't turn her on anymore, and that she found the tree that was made for her. What can I do to be more of a tree and keep this amazing girl?
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« on: December 06, 2016, 04:57:15 AM »
T4R
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« on: November 30, 2016, 10:51:48 PM »
like nigga I cant breathe in space because it's like 5% oxygen, you can't bend metal cause it's 5% rock fight me
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