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The Flood / resr of this or sleep
« on: June 30, 2017, 04:21:10 AM »
maybe both?
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The Flood / fuck jive turkey« on: June 30, 2017, 03:31:30 AM »YouTube laugh out loud great scene laughing my ass off 663
The Flood / is jean from bungle the same person as kleenex or is that just her character« on: June 29, 2017, 11:16:18 PM »
makes sense
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The Flood / I got banned for asking bungle what their favorite cereal is« on: June 29, 2017, 10:03:21 PM »
it belonged in the cereal megathread
https://bungle.cafe/t/dont-ruin-this-like-you-ruined-kix-cereal/2773/3 666
The Flood / lol I am not ugly« on: June 29, 2017, 09:38:00 PM »
all of this insecurity bs is just part of my attention whoring character
why would a narcissist be concerned with beauty, I KNOW I'm beautiful this is just a psa 667
The Flood / what's better« on: June 29, 2017, 08:02:13 PM »
On one hand, Totally Spies has Alex and happy Jerry
On the other hand, Undercover has more action, more life threatening situations, is grittier and has more adult humor but Undercover also has existentially bored Jerry and a Replitech Alex (the latter of which is never resolved) so idk 668
The Flood / vien said stuff to noelle« on: June 28, 2017, 10:18:24 PM »
gasp
def banworthy material 669
The Flood / I don't get not being gay« on: June 28, 2017, 10:05:10 PM »
Either you like one sex or the other - why would you like one for yourself and ond for your love interest?
weird question but a legit one 670
The Flood / ugh I feel sick« on: June 27, 2017, 10:33:23 PM »
maybe all those drugs has something to do with it
I'm going to take more drugs brb 671
The Flood / What a roundabout way to request a lock« on: June 17, 2017, 01:43:47 AM »
Maybe don't have this backwards idea that OPs don't own the threads they make?
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The Flood / Doing bits« on: June 17, 2017, 12:35:40 AM »
very great and funny when done well
but you'd better hope you do well, I'd rather get shot in the arm than fuck up a bit 674
The Flood / For once in your life, take a stand with pride« on: June 15, 2017, 10:58:07 PM »
I don't understand how you stand to the side
Spoiler I also don't understand how I'm still the only hamilton fan here, I don't even watch musicals. It actually reminds me more of an old radio play but with music (in terms of plotting and such). Also, the characterization is so spot on actual spoiler
I wrote way more than this and had to delete it, I might actually do a better-constructed longer analysis of this show for News 675
The Flood / dark souls raped me« on: June 15, 2017, 10:26:36 PM »
When I play a video game, it's a safe zone from the horrors of life and the suffering I have to see every day. Even if a video game is too hard and I die a lot, I take comfort knowing that I am in control.
That was until I played this fucked up game. The ONE fucking place where I can actually have some security and agency, gone. You all know what I'm talking about, the fact that I can't STOP the game and say 'no, you're just a game'. Whoever designed the fucked up no pause feature had to know that people would react this way, and yet he coded it in anyway. This is pure violation - I can't trust another game again. 676
The Flood / pokemon is the greatest film ever made« on: June 15, 2017, 10:04:59 PM »
god I love pikachu so much
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The Flood / I'm going to start liking everything jacob does« on: June 15, 2017, 10:00:00 PM »
that way he'll have nothing to like anymore
it's brilliant really 678
The Flood / I love having things come up out of context in 5 years« on: June 15, 2017, 01:05:01 AM »
no joke
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The Flood / People who you like that are out of character for you to like« on: June 14, 2017, 11:53:02 PM »
Norm MacDonald is like my favorite comedian ever yet he's kinda bad ethically
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The Flood / the best SNL skit ever« on: June 14, 2017, 10:40:12 PM »Code: [Select] TAG: Sitcom http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7o2ca_twin-peaks-parody-by-saturday-night_funQuote Dale Cooper: [ talking into tape recorder ] Diane, 11:31 pm. Just finished washing up and ready for bed. This morning, I showered for nine minutes. Found seventeen hairs; three curly, fourteen straight. I used the Basalm shampoo along with the conditioner courtesy of the hotel and delivering what it promised. A silky manageability. Cotton towel by Field Crest with just the right amount of absorbancy. Consumed fifteen doughnuts today, Diane. All jelly. I'll be injecting my insulin in four minutes. Diane, slept great last night. Got to find out what kind of sheets these are; not cotton, not rayon, silky. Damn fine sheets. I'm gonna get naked and slide around in them. Quote Audrey Horne: [ enters the room and leans against the wall ] Agent Cooper. 681
The Flood / I love making up imaginary people to justify my hatred of a group« on: June 14, 2017, 09:46:30 PM »Code: [Select] TAG: Feminism
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The Flood / Once upon a time...« on: June 14, 2017, 04:03:03 PM »Code: [Select] TAG: Sitcom ...there was a place of great goodness called the White Lodge. Gentle fawns gamboled there amidst happy, laughing spirits. The sounds of innocence and joy filled the air. And when it rained, it rained sweet nectar that infused one's heart with a desire to live life in truth and beauty. Generally speaking, a ghastly place, reeking of virtue's sour smell. Engorged with the whispered prayers of kneeling mothers, mewling newborns, and fools, young and old, compelled to do good without reason. But I'm happy to point out that our story does not end in this wretched place of saccarhine excess. For there is another place, its opposite. A place of almost unimaginable power, chock full of dark forces and vicious secrets. No prayers dare enter this frightful maw, for spirits there care not for good deeds or priestly invocations. They are likely to rip the flesh from your bones then greet you with a happy "good day". And if harnessed, these spirits, in this hidden land of unmuffled screams and broken hearts, will offer up a power so vast that its bearer might reorder the earth itself to his liking. Now, this place I speak of is known as the Black Lodge - and I intend to find it.Spoiler if this doesnt make you want to watch the source material you have a stunted imagination 684
The Flood / sending out the signal« on: June 14, 2017, 05:26:14 AM »Code: [Select] TAG: Other I'm trying to tag my posts and I need him to write me one of his legendary scripts 685
The Flood / Life lesson from an unlikely source« on: June 14, 2017, 02:40:59 AM »Code: [Select] TAG: Sitcom YouTube An explanation for your shitty behavior ("things were different back then") is not a justification for it. I don't care what your tragic backstory is, it doesn't apply to us and you can't use it as a weapon. In short G E T O V E R I T 686
The Flood / jive apologists come out« on: June 14, 2017, 01:31:33 AM »Code: [Select] TAG: Feminism I know korra is one because she has the shit tier fetish (lower than the literal shit fetish) of liking masculine apish freaksjive sympathisers turn up 687
The Flood / LMAO it's real???« on: June 14, 2017, 12:16:51 AM »Code: [Select] TAG: Sitcom YouTube apparently it actually exists 688
The Flood / You think you've lost your love...« on: June 13, 2017, 11:30:41 PM »Code: [Select] TAG: Other You think you've lost your love,Welll I saw her yesterday... It's you she's dreaming of, and she told me what to say... She says she loves you! And you know that can't be bad, she loves you, and you know you should be glad! oooooo Oh, she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah With a love like that, you know you should be glad With a love like that, you know you should be glad With a love, like, that! You know you shouuuld..... be glad! Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah..... 690
The Flood / What affects more change: the news or entertainment media« on: June 13, 2017, 11:24:54 AM »Code: [Select] TAG: Feminism aka, what do you remember more: Kirk kissing Uhura, or the first black news anchorplease remember that 2/3 of america watches primetime TV and 1/5 watch the nightly news 1/12 watch cable news lmao |