in hopes you'd find your missing piece that'd bring you back to me

What is this Mandela Effect-esque misremembering of Dane Cook? He's a genuinely funny comic (movies aside), and his material is always on-point and hilarious. If you're scoffing or rolling your eyes right now, take a look at either of these two videos (second one is way longer but has a legendary payoff)



If any other comic delivered these same bits with the exact timing and inflection as Cook does, no one would call them unfunny. I'm convinced the Dane Cook hate is a Rick and Morty style backlash against someone who had the misfortune of becoming too popular too quick.

There's a stupid social trend where people think that their interests define them on a personal level, so they go out of their way to have unique, cool interests rather than ones that they legitimately enjoy. I have all kinds of interests, from mainstream (TWD, Family Guy, R&M), to niche (Community, Heathers, Twin Peaks), to straight obscure (Totally Spies, Mazzy Star, MBV). The commonality isn't their popularity, it's that I like them.

This is how everyone should think, and it's a character blunder to only dislike things when they become popular, or vice versa. The average person, if they're being honest with themselves, has FAR more mainstream interests than niche or obscure ones, because generally popular things become popular for a reason. The same is true for Dane Cook - the bandwagon against him became a dead horse years ago, yet people still ride it.

My other manager (not the one who hired/trained me) is cool as shit

I had her pegged for a sarah type of character but she surpassed expectations

new obsession when??

now please stop texting my aunt

let's fucking go

This sentence makes complete grammatical sense

I saved this when I worked at WH because I thought it was cool but then totally forgot about it

Drug night!!

I dont have a beard and I only open my mouth to eat

todays kids will never know what went down after Josh lifted this weight

LOOK IN HER EYES WTF

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love this girl

Wtf cheat

I've delayed the inevitable for too long

They borderline had me convinced to cut my losses and admit my wrongdoing, thank god i remembered the "only cops can follow you off the property" rule

So I just kept walking and kept denying and here I am

I think my life of crime is over that was scary