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The Flood / Re: Ayyy Lmao
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:23:55 PM »
How many blow jobs are you willing to give?

If I had a hair drier I'd give blow jobs all day. Sadly, I don't. I'm heartbroken.
Since when do you need a hair dryer to suck dick?

Fuck if I know. I thought we were talking about blow jobs here, not sucking dick.

I'll get the vaccum cleaner for that.
No. Suck dick or die.

Yeah, I know. Vaccuum cleaner. Prefferably a shop vac because they give good suction.
Try to dance around it all you want. Your mouth is going to be sucking some dick.

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The Flood / Re: RIP True Turquoise
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:22:39 PM »
One weeb down, many more to go.

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The Flood / Re: Ayyy Lmao
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:19:07 PM »
How many blow jobs are you willing to give?

If I had a hair drier I'd give blow jobs all day. Sadly, I don't. I'm heartbroken.
Since when do you need a hair dryer to suck dick?

Fuck if I know. I thought we were talking about blow jobs here, not sucking dick.

I'll get the vaccum cleaner for that.
No. Suck dick or die.

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The Flood / Re: Down with Videodrome! Long live the New Flesh!
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:18:10 PM »
jim, I want to get you a girlfriend
are you flexible on weight and gender?
He isn't flexible on going outside.

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The Flood / Re: Tru, oss, every other weeb
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:16:50 PM »
Weeb genocide today.

2 Nukes not enough.
August 5, 1945 best day of my life
But the nukes are kinda what led to weebs.

only cause we didn't finnish the job
Good point.

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The Flood / Re: Ayyy Lmao
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:15:47 PM »
How many blow jobs are you willing to give?

If I had a hair drier I'd give blow jobs all day. Sadly, I don't. I'm heartbroken.
Since when do you need a hair dryer to suck dick?

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The Flood / Re: Tru, oss, every other weeb
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:12:38 PM »
Weeb genocide today.

2 Nukes not enough.
August 5, 1945 best day of my life
But the nukes are kinda what led to weebs.

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The Flood / Re: Ayyy Lmao
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:10:48 PM »
How many blow jobs are you willing to give?

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The Flood / Re: Tru, oss, every other weeb
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:08:34 PM »
Weeb genocide today.

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The Flood / Re: How Racist/Sexist Are You?
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:05:50 PM »
I don't hate any race or the opposite sex.

Fuck Jewish people though.

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The Flood / Re: Are you an Optimist or a Pessimist?
« on: April 30, 2015, 01:32:11 PM »
I am apathetically optimistic.

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The Flood / Re: Should I dye my hair Black?
« on: April 30, 2015, 01:09:45 PM »
Dye your entire body black and go run towards police officers.

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White background?  Did you not get the message from the Baltimore riot?

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It's because no one likes you

*sips tea*
The same can really be said about you though.
On the contrary I couldnt care less xD

*sips tea*
So hardcore.

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It's because no one likes you

*sips tea*
The same can really be said about you though.

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She caught you looking in the mirror?

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The Flood / Re: The cost of raising a child.
« on: April 29, 2015, 05:48:42 PM »
Having children is wrong anyway.
Hahaha Classic Memetier Verbatim.

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The Flood / Re: The cost of raising a child.
« on: April 29, 2015, 11:59:11 AM »
and is not a whore or pornstar.
Ruin it for everyone else why don't you
Absolutely. You can go have a daughter like that.

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The Flood / Re: I wish I would've had a mother like this
« on: April 29, 2015, 11:57:39 AM »
Haha ghetto mothers.

The humiliation is probably more the punishment rather than the mom hitting him.

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The Flood / Re: The cost of raising a child.
« on: April 29, 2015, 11:54:19 AM »
and yet niggers pay $0
More like less than $0 when they pawn your shit.

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The Flood / Re: The cost of raising a child.
« on: April 29, 2015, 11:53:28 AM »
That's why it is good to be financially stable before having kids. It's worth it to have children, even adopted or a stepchild, but if you have them 16 and living with mommy, you are trashy shit and your childs gonna have a shitty life.

Me, I just hope that if I have a daughter, she has respect for herself and is not a whore or pornstar.

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The Flood / Re: I made another video
« on: April 29, 2015, 10:42:37 AM »
i dont know man
I see what you did with the name.

Meme yourself.

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The Flood / Re: 5 creepypastas inspired by real events
« on: April 29, 2015, 10:23:26 AM »
Didn't know this website was actually buzzfeed.

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The Flood / Re: Joss Whedon hate thread
« on: April 28, 2015, 06:27:58 PM »
Eh. He handles multitudes of characters in one movie good, but I really hope he won't be directing Infinity War.
Age of Ultron is supposed to be his last Marvel movie.

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The Flood / Re: A FISHHOOK JUST WENT THROUGH MY FUCKING FINGER
« on: April 28, 2015, 03:26:39 PM »
Man, that's getting me hot.

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The Flood / Re: Was the Holocaust justified?
« on: April 28, 2015, 03:04:50 PM »
Killing jews is the best. We should continue that. Furries should be added to the list of people though.

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The Flood / Re: Are You From Bungie?
« on: April 28, 2015, 12:02:04 AM »
Clearly we are all here because of Brute's youtube channel.

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The Flood / Re: Got my gun back!
« on: April 26, 2015, 10:40:52 PM »
Now if you would stop firing blanks.

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The Flood / Re: In a bad mood, cheer me up
« on: April 26, 2015, 10:32:09 PM »
Everyone you love will one day be dead?

Feel better?

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever feel like you're being lurked?
« on: April 26, 2015, 10:29:58 PM »
No, not really. I am not that terribly interesting.

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