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The Flood / Re: 90's thread.
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:45:19 PM »
Enslaving Black people.

God I miss the 1790s.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever felt hornier post-fap?
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:44:03 PM »
Overly touching a women will get you further with her than not touching her at all. BE BOLD. You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it (fuck off feminists) women love when a man chases after what he wants, if you would've asked to put your arm around her I guarantee her vagina would've dried up instantly.

Story of me: when I was on a date with a girl I eventually went in for a kiss. she turned her head and I felt like I got socked in the stomach with that rejection. But I kept my cool and tried again later, same thing. she didn't say anything just deflected the kiss. Well the third try(lmao) she kissed me back and we had a crazy passion fueled make out session on some bleachers at the fair. It blew my mind

Inb4 jive is a rapist. stfu

Moral of the story: be sexually aggressive in chasing what you want and she will love you for it. I'm not saying be an asshole about it though. Also if she vocalizes her disapproval pretty seriously it's a no go
And the winner of the most dudebro post on Sep7agon...
>mad cus he gets more pussy than you
Okay? One thing's for certain though. Everyone gets more pussy than you.

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The Flood / Re: Dustin's advice on how to get bitches
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:41:13 PM »
Okay, so what did he get banned for now?
meatspin

Cam the Sham and Dustbin given another vacation.

All is well in the world today.
Yup, early and permanent retirement for the both of them now.

Can't say I'll miss them too much. Even still. Kinda blows that it has to come down to this though. I find it rather funny. With the amount of bolony they dish out they sure do arrive back here rather quickly after their ban is up.

Which essentially means they're about as lost as all the other exiles from Bungie.

Ashes to ashes, goodbye shitposters.
Yeah, it is a real shame.

I mean, if Dustin just dropped all of the bullshit and stopped his sad attempts to troll a forum that's been milked completely dry he probably could have gotten along quite well. He is a smart chap, but it's a pity it's wasted by some of the crap he liked to pull.
Yeah, Dustin reminds me a good deal of this one person I know in real life. Pretty smart person, but he just pisses it all away on trying to screw around with people and he's probably gonna end up as a loser. Kind of sad to watch the whole thing. Though Dustin doesn't seem like the type who would become a loser.
because he already is
That's not really fair to say since none of us probably have any idea what sorts of things he does in real life. He could be a self-made millionaire for all we know honestly.
he isn't though
he's a loser that projects on the internet whilst crying in his squeaker voice
And again. We don't really know anything about him other than his trolling so why even bother with trying to make judgement about him.
I do though. I've been in a call with him. He has a room full of cats and likes to argue with his mom and sister.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever felt hornier post-fap?
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:38:25 PM »
Overly touching a women will get you further with her than not touching her at all. BE BOLD. You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it (fuck off feminists) women love when a man chases after what he wants, if you would've asked to put your arm around her I guarantee her vagina would've dried up instantly.

Story of me: when I was on a date with a girl I eventually went in for a kiss. she turned her head and I felt like I got socked in the stomach with that rejection. But I kept my cool and tried again later, same thing. she didn't say anything just deflected the kiss. Well the third try(lmao) she kissed me back and we had a crazy passion fueled make out session on some bleachers at the fair. It blew my mind

Inb4 jive is a rapist. stfu

Moral of the story: be sexually aggressive in chasing what you want and she will love you for it. I'm not saying be an asshole about it though. Also if she vocalizes her disapproval pretty seriously it's a no go
And the winner of the most dudebro post on Sep7agon...

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The Flood / Re: Dustin's advice on how to get bitches
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:35:57 PM »
Okay, so what did he get banned for now?
meatspin

Cam the Sham and Dustbin given another vacation.

All is well in the world today.
Yup, early and permanent retirement for the both of them now.

Can't say I'll miss them too much. Even still. Kinda blows that it has to come down to this though. I find it rather funny. With the amount of bolony they dish out they sure do arrive back here rather quickly after their ban is up.

Which essentially means they're about as lost as all the other exiles from Bungie.

Ashes to ashes, goodbye shitposters.
Yeah, it is a real shame.

I mean, if Dustin just dropped all of the bullshit and stopped his sad attempts to troll a forum that's been milked completely dry he probably could have gotten along quite well. He is a smart chap, but it's a pity it's wasted by some of the crap he liked to pull.
Yeah, Dustin reminds me a good deal of this one person I know in real life. Pretty smart person, but he just pisses it all away on trying to screw around with people and he's probably gonna end up as a loser. Kind of sad to watch the whole thing. Though Dustin doesn't seem like the type who would become a loser.
Comms, projecting yourself as if you actually speak to people beyond the internet is bad. Stop.

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Get on Skype more.

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The Flood / Re: >implying Hawkeye wasn't the best part of AoU
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:19:31 PM »
Go back to /tv/. Don't spread the cancer.

He was pretty cool though.

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The Flood / Re: Dustin's advice on how to get bitches
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:17:23 PM »
The only pussy Dustin is drowning in are all his cats locked in his room.


Poor cats.

4210
Weebs die.

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I will destroy you
Not as much as I destroyed your mom's pussy.

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meh I'm not sure why you would want to do that but ok.
You better edit this shit.
How did you pussywhip that nigga, over the internet, like seriously?

How beta does one person have to be?
How's Noelle eh?
Like seriously, did you think that actually meant something? Do you know what pussywhipped means?

Like, seriously, there was a better person you could have picked.
I don't really care one way or the other bud. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Stay pussywhipped.
take this negativity out of my thread homos
Shut up dudebro.

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meh I'm not sure why you would want to do that but ok.
You better edit this shit.
How did you pussywhip that nigga, over the internet, like seriously?

How beta does one person have to be?
How's Noelle eh?
Like seriously, did you think that actually meant something? Do you know what pussywhipped means?

Like, seriously, there was a better person you could have picked.
I don't really care one way or the other bud. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Stay pussywhipped.

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meh I'm not sure why you would want to do that but ok.
You better edit this shit.
How did you pussywhip that nigga, over the internet, like seriously?

How beta does one person have to be?
How's Noelle eh?
Like seriously, did you think that actually meant something? Do you know what pussywhipped means?

Like, seriously, there was a better person you could have picked.

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meh I'm not sure why you would want to do that but ok.
You better edit this shit.
How did you pussywhip that nigga, over the internet, like seriously?

How beta does one person have to be?
How's Noelle eh?
Lol.

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The Flood / Re: Is music the most powerful medium?
« on: May 01, 2015, 03:40:44 AM »
It's somewhat the most basic and primal medium we have. You don't need lyrics to have music. The music itself was a universal language that could speak to anyone in their own unique way. It can bring out the best in us and the worst in us. You don't even need fancy instruments to make it.

I think it's the most powerful medium.

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meh I'm not sure why you would want to do that but ok.
You better edit this shit.
How did you pussywhip that nigga, over the internet, like seriously?

How beta does one person have to be?

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Did you learn your balls were as small as they were gonna get anyway?

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The Flood / Re: which members here would you consider memes?
« on: April 30, 2015, 06:30:49 PM »

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The Flood / Re: False advertisements that have pissed you off?
« on: April 30, 2015, 05:50:34 PM »
Those X-Ray specs. Now I have to do all the work and risk prison.

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The Flood / Re: which members here would you consider memes?
« on: April 30, 2015, 05:47:38 PM »
Everyone here is a meme. This site is a meme.

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The Flood / Re: Korra
« on: April 30, 2015, 04:01:24 PM »
Jim... no.

This kind of Cringey shit is what I would expect from Elegiac.

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The Flood / Re: Is anyone willing to go on a date with Jim?
« on: April 30, 2015, 03:03:23 PM »
>Kitsune

>A girl

lel
is it another transformer?
It's Raw Sugar who is actually Foxy.

So, it's your alt?
I hope in the near future you realize just how moronic that post was and kill yourself.

You can't hide what's inside Nexy
Spoiler
You're an ugly girl
God isn't real.

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The Flood / Re: Is anyone willing to go on a date with Jim?
« on: April 30, 2015, 03:01:27 PM »
>Kitsune

>A girl

lel
is it another transformer?
It's Raw Sugar who is actually Foxy.

So, it's your alt?
I hope in the near future you realize just how moronic that post was and kill yourself.

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Brony, Weeb, and Furry Genocide 2015.

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The Flood / Re: Is anyone willing to go on a date with Jim?
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:52:33 PM »
>Kitsune

>A girl

lel
is it another transformer?
It's Raw Sugar who is actually Foxy.

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The Flood / Re: Is anyone willing to go on a date with Jim?
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:48:44 PM »
>Kitsune

>A girl

lel

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The Flood / Re: Ayyy Lmao
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:34:22 PM »
Power steering fluid? Nigga there's a fluid for everything I swear.
I got some fluid for you.

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The Flood / Re: Ayyy Lmao
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:30:38 PM »
How many blow jobs are you willing to give?

If I had a hair drier I'd give blow jobs all day. Sadly, I don't. I'm heartbroken.
Since when do you need a hair dryer to suck dick?

Fuck if I know. I thought we were talking about blow jobs here, not sucking dick.

I'll get the vaccum cleaner for that.
No. Suck dick or die.

Yeah, I know. Vaccuum cleaner. Prefferably a shop vac because they give good suction.
Try to dance around it all you want. Your mouth is going to be sucking some dick.

I'm not ashamed to admit that a vaccuum cleaner would do a better job than I.

Let's go with the efficient route here.
No.

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The Flood / Re: Is anyone willing to get on a date with Jim?
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:29:59 PM »
I'll pop his cherry.

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