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15901
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:11:50 AM »
some girls mature into hotness and some girls lose their hotness as they mature
fact of life
wreaks havoc on scene kids, they end up saying the exact opposite of what they did when they were younger to accommodate their new place within the attractiveness scale, it's lulzy
Zing
'zing' in what sense...
In regard to your first sentence.
15902
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:10:03 AM »
some girls mature into hotness and some girls lose their hotness as they mature
fact of life
wreaks havoc on scene kids, they end up saying the exact opposite of what they did when they were younger to accommodate their new place within the attractiveness scale, it's lulzy
Zing
15903
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:07:05 AM »
The hell are timtams
You are scum.
Not as scum as your FACE
15904
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:05:22 AM »
The hell are timtams
15905
« on: February 17, 2015, 01:58:39 AM »
Mother of gawd 
15906
« on: February 17, 2015, 01:21:18 AM »
An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
15907
« on: February 17, 2015, 01:13:09 AM »
DON'T YOU TALK BAD ABOUT THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN, BROTHER
15908
« on: February 17, 2015, 12:07:27 AM »
My hair is super short. I don't need to use hair products.
15909
« on: February 16, 2015, 11:59:24 PM »
Total dudebro
15910
« on: February 16, 2015, 11:36:13 PM »
Show him your dank memes
15911
« on: February 16, 2015, 11:30:50 PM »
Let me steal my friend's Wii U and copy of Smash and then I'll sign up
15912
« on: February 16, 2015, 11:21:24 PM »
Here's your Halo killer 
15913
« on: February 16, 2015, 11:08:25 PM »
LIKE THIS
15914
« on: February 16, 2015, 11:07:47 PM »
The characters enter a dark, empty room. They notice a console and walk over to it.
They activate it and they begin to hear abnormal sounds, possibly other lifeforms.
The lights turn on in the room, the doors open, and the aliens make their appearance.
The aliens say "wut class u gun play?" and the slaughter begins.
15915
« on: February 16, 2015, 11:05:30 PM »
That actually sounds pretty epic.
I hope you were on top of a building far away with heavy optics or something.
That reminds me of this one time I was playing Heavies on Sandtrap. I drove the Gauss Hog to that big sand cliff and parked it there. I got on the turret and sniped any enemy I saw. I ended up getting a Killing Frenzy like that before getting lasered.
15916
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:56:41 PM »
I was at the beach with my family. There was a tidal wave coming that was gonna wash away everything.
Then time froze and everybody froze too. I was the only person moving. I went up to the highway up on the nearest mountain and Yvonne Strahovski was standing there.
That's all I remember right now. I can't seem to remember any of my other weird dreams for some reason.
15917
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:37:53 PM »
Fucking hell man, stop fucking cussing so god damn much you fuck nugget. We all know you're fucking pissed off so stop fucking cussing so much.
15918
« on: February 16, 2015, 09:16:29 PM »
I got nothing but mad respect for all the brave souls that went through hell that day.
15919
« on: February 16, 2015, 05:06:56 PM »
In order for Spider-Man to be successful, this man needs to come back
If they made a movie just about him and his spiderman fetish,
A few months ago there was talks about making a movie on Aunt May. Fuck that shit. Give us Jonah Jameson and the actor that played as him in his own stand-alone movie.
15920
« on: February 16, 2015, 04:49:20 PM »
I wish they'd make a Mass Effect game that takes place during the Rachni Wars.
There also needs to be a game about Blasto, the Hanar Spectre
15921
« on: February 16, 2015, 04:29:21 PM »
The Beatles
15922
« on: February 16, 2015, 04:28:45 PM »
Never have drank before and I don't want to.
I never saw the appeal towards it anyway.
15923
« on: February 16, 2015, 04:18:08 PM »
Needs more Max Rebo.
Max Rebo, the guy that looks like a blue elephant
15924
« on: February 16, 2015, 04:10:00 PM »
Its just George Lucas and his obsession with CGI
That wasn't in the original film version.
15925
« on: February 16, 2015, 03:52:55 PM »
 I just cut myself with a butterknife
15926
« on: February 16, 2015, 03:25:25 PM »
I just woke up an hour ago and ate some pancakes, eggs, and bacon
15927
« on: February 16, 2015, 03:13:35 PM »
The Pod-Race was the best thing about the Phantom Menace
15928
« on: February 16, 2015, 03:11:52 PM »
They're all garbage.
15929
« on: February 16, 2015, 03:11:03 PM »
In order for Spider-Man to be successful, this man needs to come back
15930
« on: February 16, 2015, 03:39:48 AM »
What are you doing watching High School Musical?
Stop telling me what to do, you're not my real dad!
I'm just trying to help you steer away from that cancerous film, son.
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