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The Flood / What are some famous people you share birthdays with?
« on: December 07, 2014, 05:22:17 PM »
My birthday is on January 7.

I share birthdays with Nicholas Cage, Rand Paul, and some baby with the stupidest name in the universe(Blue Ivy Carter).

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The Flood / Your honest opinion about me?
« on: December 06, 2014, 02:50:55 PM »
I've never done one of these threads before.

So go right on ahead, what do you think about me?

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The Flood / 3.9 earthquake in California
« on: December 05, 2014, 11:01:11 PM »
We're all gonna die.

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SAN JUAN BAUTISTA, Calif. —The United States Geological Survey confirmed a 3.9-magnitude earthquake struck about three miles southeast of San Juan Bautista.

The earthquake occurred around 6:15 p.m.

No injuries have been reported at this time.

Its alright you guys, I'm fine.

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The Flood / This song is too groovy
« on: December 05, 2014, 03:06:26 AM »
Just makes me want to get up and do the Shepard Shuffle



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Gaming / ITT: Games that were never released
« on: December 03, 2014, 07:11:47 PM »
God dammit Blizzard.

Nova had the potential to be just as big as Samus and Lara Croft but they done fucked it up.

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The Flood / Iowa man assaults his wife with a McChicken
« on: December 03, 2014, 02:35:14 PM »
BAN HIGH-CAPACITY MCCHICKENS NOW!!! WE NEED TO KEEP THESE THINGS AWAY FROM THE PEOPLE FOR THE DAMAGE THEY CAUSE!

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2014/12/03/iowa-man-arrested-for-using-mcchicken-sandwich-as-weapon?src=usn_fb

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DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — A Des Moines woman has told police that her husband used a sandwich to assault her.

The Des Moines Register reports that 21-year-old Marvin Hill II was arrested Tuesday. Polk County Jail records say Hill remained in custody on Wednesday on a charge of domestic abuse assault. Online court records don't list an attorney for him.

Initially Hill told officers that his wife had assaulted him. He said she awakened him about 1 p.m., holding a McDonald's McChicken sandwich. He later acknowledged that he became upset and threw the sandwich at his wife because he doesn't like them.

Officers say Hill's wife had mayonnaise on her shirt and face when they talked to her. She says Hill also smashed the bun into her face.

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The Flood / To those with girlfriends
« on: December 01, 2014, 09:16:28 PM »
Call your girlfriend "puta" it means beautiful in spanish.

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The Flood / Real life isn't canon
« on: December 01, 2014, 04:13:20 PM »
Its true and its all 3fail3's fault

None of this is real anyways.

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Gaming / Trevor doesn't want to hang out with Franklin
« on: December 01, 2014, 12:53:04 AM »
LMFAO HOLY SHIT I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW
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The Flood / When you see it...
« on: December 01, 2014, 12:48:11 AM »
lol

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The Flood / How can this dude drive like that
« on: November 30, 2014, 03:49:20 AM »
He has his head sideways for like the longest time

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The Flood / How did you spend your Saturday night?
« on: November 30, 2014, 02:25:30 AM »
I spent it playing Skyrim and played a little bit of Minecraft.

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The Flood / Ray Shields
« on: November 28, 2014, 02:46:23 AM »
This scene makes sense now!

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The Flood / Public Restrooms
« on: November 27, 2014, 03:00:45 AM »
This video is a perfect example of why I do my best to avoid public restrooms. But when I gotta go real bad I have no choice but to use them.

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Gaming / I Fus Ro Dah'd everyone in Solitude on Skyrim
« on: November 26, 2014, 11:15:39 PM »
The whole town was after me, trying to kill me. I don't think I killed anybody in the process. I ran away and there were like 15 guards chasing me. A dragon showed up outside of the town and the guards got distracted for me to get away.

Is the town gonna hate me forever now?

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The Flood / The Fresno Nightcrawler, what is it?
« on: November 25, 2014, 03:07:34 AM »
What is this creature walking at night in Fresno, CA? Is it an alien? Is it a prank? Or is it those mutated walking pants from Jimmy Neutron?
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Gaming / Dick moves you'll pull off as a developer?
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:15:22 AM »
If you were a game developer, what type of dick moves would you pull off for your game?

I would:

- Make a Season Pass worth $50 and only have 1 DLC in the game's lifetime that barely adds anything to the game.
- Have the multiplayer sold separately via DLC
- The game's first level is a 30 minute cutscene that introduces you to the main character, lore, and story line. Then at the end of that cutscene, kill the main character.

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Gaming / To anyone with awesome Forge skills and has a copy of the Halo MCC
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:53:15 AM »
PLEASE remake Relic and I'll love you forever

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The Flood / Katy Perry is gonna perform during the Super Bowl halftime show
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:13:46 AM »
Lets all pray for a wardrobe malfunction, eh?



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Gaming / So I log onto Halo 4(360),,,
« on: November 23, 2014, 01:43:53 AM »
And I got 14 achievements... all associated with DLC and things I haven't done while playing the game.

Has this happened to anyone else?

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The Flood / So I was stretching my arms and...
« on: November 21, 2014, 09:38:42 PM »
My left elbow made the nastiest and weirdest bone-popping sound I have ever heard. My arm from my elbow to my wrist felt weird for a little bit after that too.

Should I be worried?

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The Flood / Need some car suggestions
« on: November 20, 2014, 05:38:00 PM »
I have a 2000 Pontiac Grand Am GT. Its not the best car because it has its fair share of problems. For example, I can't take that car long distances without the car overheating severely. So my mom is considering trading it in for another car in the near future. I'm gonna go with her to pick the car because she will pick something worthless and stupid.

So I need suggestions. What is a good reasonably priced car that has some power and looks nice?

We were both thinking about the Lexus IS 350 but Idk

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The Flood / You guys, Florida is at it again
« on: November 20, 2014, 01:06:43 AM »
Story 1

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At least two people were injured by gunshots on Florida State University's campus in Tallahassee early this morning, officials with Tallahassee Memorial Health Care confirmed to ABC News.

The patients' conditions are not known, and it's unclear whether those injured are students.

The university sent emergency alerts to students, classifying the incident as a "dangerous situation" and telling students to seek shelter.

Police have not released additional details on the incident.

Student Toni Haywood, a junior, says she was on the second floor of the Strozier Library at about 12:30 a.m., when she says she heard gunshots.

Minutes later, people on the first floor ran upstairs, telling students to hide, Haywood said.

"The police came on the intercom and said that there was a gunman in the lobby, and I think he said two people had been shot," Haywood told ABC News in a text message. “He said to stay away from doors and windows and to stay where we were. We all waited then the police came back on and said the gunman was in custody and to stay where we were.”

Haywood and other students remained hunkered down an hour later, waiting as police cleared the floors of the library.

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NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. —An intoxicated 33-year-old Central Florida man wanted food from a Taco Bell, but employees wouldn't serve him because he was on a bicycle in the drive-through lane.

Employees called New Smyrna Beach police when Gabriel Harris refused to leave after placing an order at the drive-through window as the restaurant was closing just after 3 a.m. on Sunday.

The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports police found Harris still sitting on the bicycle at the speaker. As officers asked him to leave, they spotted a Swiss Army knife on his belt loop. An officer reached for the knife, but Harris grabbed his wrist. The officer wrestled Harris to the ground and arrested him.


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The Flood / Girl gets the shit slapped out of her on a subway
« on: November 19, 2014, 08:56:10 PM »
FATALITY

FLAWLESS VICTORY

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Had to be black girls causing trouble.

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Gaming / H2A Forge AA Gun tutorial
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:09:01 AM »
As a Forge addict, my dick is hard right now

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The Flood / Got back from Santa Cruz, CA, AMA me anything
« on: November 19, 2014, 01:07:09 AM »
Driving on Interstate 5 is boring as shit.

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The Flood / Worst movie you ever watched?
« on: November 17, 2014, 03:56:22 AM »
The Strangers was easily the worst movie I have ever watched, worse than Age of Extinction.

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Gaming / Is the triangle still there on Delta Halo?(MCC)
« on: November 14, 2014, 03:45:58 AM »
I took this picture a long time ago. I doubt anyone remembers my Delta Halo Exploration thread on Bnet.

But to the people playing Halo 2 Anniversary, is this "trigate" still under the Delta Halo lake? Does it look different in the remastered version?


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The Flood / You're at a party and this guy slaps your date's ass
« on: November 14, 2014, 02:17:07 AM »
What do you do?


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Gaming / For those with the MCC
« on: November 12, 2014, 11:09:37 PM »
I just have a few questions:

1. How does the Anniversary multiplayer feel? Is it any good? Is it worth playing than the other games in the collection?

2. How does Halo feel in 60fps?

3. I haven't seen that much of the main menu. What other features are there on the main menu that you can use?

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