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Topics - TheOneTrueDesticle
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« on: April 12, 2015, 07:17:56 PM »
Leaving Sep7agon didn't really get my life back on track. Instead of this I just did nothing which was fun for a while but in the end isn't much better. Now I'm looking for ways to eat a pile of rusty nails.
AMA me anything. inb4 autism (just kidding i am autism lolololololol xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
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« on: April 09, 2015, 01:20:07 AM »
I have. It's a magical experience.
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« on: March 01, 2015, 11:05:24 PM »
http://twitch.tv/beefvellingtonCheat put me up to this. We're having a draw thread. Comment in the stream chat and this thread and suggest dumb shit for me to draw. We're live as of 12am EST and will go for about two hours. Come have fun with the Desticle and friends one last time.
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« on: March 01, 2015, 05:01:17 PM »
It's all bullfuck. Cheat, delete my account or I spam the forum with gore and pornography for days.
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« on: February 27, 2015, 07:09:14 PM »
I have a story for you. Also PMs a shit.
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« on: February 26, 2015, 02:26:17 AM »
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« on: February 20, 2015, 01:48:19 PM »
T4R
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« on: February 20, 2015, 02:40:21 AM »
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« on: February 20, 2015, 12:12:27 AM »
First off, I didn't program it. I put it in a nice wrapper so it would work on userstyles. Credit goes to that fucking faggot etc.If you want a custom title, PM me or leave a reply in this thread. I'll change the public database to reflect your request and if you update the script every day or so, you'll see all the changes I made. You can also write your own code chunks to give people custom titles that only you can see. These will be reset upon updating the script however. We're trying to work out a way to make a dynamic database that doesn't require you to update the script but that'll come later. Additionally, custom nameplates are possible along with custom avatars among other things but I need to put together a guide on how to implement each of those. Here's the script BTW. You should be able to figure out how to make custom titles based on the examples provided: https://userstyles.org/styles/110590/sep7agon-coup-scriptEDIT: If you want to see the constantly updating list, you'll need to update the script often using the above link.
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« on: February 19, 2015, 02:06:29 AM »
It ain't no good if there's too much wood Make sure you know before you go The dancefloor bro/hoe ratio
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« on: February 18, 2015, 03:25:37 PM »
Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't.
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« on: February 17, 2015, 05:55:46 PM »
...and half of that length is composed of cutscenes. You can read more here: http://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/2vybg8/order_1886_playtime_details_from_youtubers_play/A Let's Play of the entire game was uploaded and subsequently deleted recently. Apparently in addition to running at 30fps and having downgraded graphics from earlier previews, it's also essentially as long as a pretty long movie (with half of that being composed of actual movies). Also, the entire game has black bars on the edges of the screen for that "cinematic" feel when in reality it was just done to reduce the overall resolution in an attempt to make the game not run like a piece of shit. My very first thread on Sep7agon was about this stupid game. I always suspected it would be a piece of shit but now I think it's clear now that it really will be.
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« on: February 15, 2015, 01:05:25 AM »
T4R.
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« on: February 14, 2015, 11:07:53 PM »
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HONORABLE MENTION: Dustin
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« on: February 14, 2015, 07:08:12 PM »
T4R. For reference 5k minutes is three and a half days.
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« on: February 14, 2015, 06:09:09 PM »
Min svenska är inte så bra. Hjälp snälla.
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« on: February 14, 2015, 12:26:19 AM »
Basically nobody is good at multitasking. Nobody can focus 100% on two things at once. That's not how math works. It's just how human people operate.
People who claim to be good at multitasking are either people trying to make themselves look like smartypantses or people who try to justify shitty choices (like texting while driving or fucking playing Super Smash Brothers while in a CS:GO competitive game).
Cut that shit out until we hit The Singularity, alright? Future yes. Digital yes.
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« on: February 12, 2015, 12:33:12 PM »
gibe da pusi b0ss
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« on: February 12, 2015, 02:05:12 AM »
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« on: February 11, 2015, 11:32:19 PM »
I'm running a Skype call right now with screenshare turned on so everyone can see the shenanigans. Leave a comment suggesting a thing to draw and I'll draw it. Also, come watch my stream: http://twitch.tv/beefvellington
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« on: February 11, 2015, 07:43:00 PM »
WARNING: WALL OF TEXT HUEHUEHUE
Okay, so some of you may have heard the term "reverse racism" before. Some of you may have even used this phrase in a conversation before with its intended meaning. If the latter is true, you're a fucking idiot.
In order for the term "reverse racism" to make any goddamn sense, we first have to assign an incorrect and flawed definition to the word "racism". Racism in this incorrect sense means "white people discriminating against or holding prejudice against non-white people". Normally the shitty SJW definition might mean something akin to "the majority race in a region discriminating against the minority race in that region" but since nobody besides dipshits in America use the term in that sense, definition 1 would be the correct incorrect definition here.
So if you define racism as white people discriminating against non-white people, essentially what you're saying is "Hi, I'm a fucking idiot and also, racism is a one-way street" (which it isn't; anyone with a brain should know this shit). So reverse racism would mean "non-white people discriminating against white people". Users of the term also say that reverse racism is impossible because "you can't be racist towards white people". I find typically that users of the term are black people on Tumblr but I'm expanding this shitheaded definition to include all races because I ain't racist, nigga.
By saying that you can't be racist towards white people, you're giving yourself an excuse to be racist. These people don't stop to think about places like South Africa from the period of 1948 to 1994 (apartheid a shit) or really any place where white people aren't the majority because these shitheads have an extremely America-centric worldview. Hell, even saying "America-centric" is giving them too much credit because they really don't have a concept of other countries existing besides America.
There exists some degree of actual racism in America but it's nowhere as bad as people think it is and it's not even fucking close to pre-1960s America. Just don't be an asshole and you'll be all set.
What I'm trying to say is this: the real problem here is America. Thanks, Obama.
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« on: February 10, 2015, 01:02:07 PM »
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« on: February 10, 2015, 10:41:01 AM »
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« on: February 09, 2015, 02:55:18 PM »
I told him like ten minutes ago to make a thread. Tell him to stop being a fgt.
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« on: February 09, 2015, 02:42:50 PM »
 #RoadToOneMillion #DontMoveThisToGamingPls AMA me anything.
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« on: February 09, 2015, 02:05:30 PM »
Interesting. I don't know which one of you faggots posts my shit there but good on you.
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« on: February 09, 2015, 12:55:35 PM »
I dunno if you fgts are trying to add me on Xbone but it won't fockin' work.
TOTDesticle for those of you who give a shit and on the 360 huehue
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« on: February 09, 2015, 05:07:10 AM »
"Your videos suck."
"You're fat."
"Your accent is shit."
I know. It's okay. Not everyone can have giant testicles like me. But one day you can. Just keep your chin up and keep going. Also, growing really long hair and drinking apple cider by the bottle helps.
If there's one piece of advice I could leave you, it would be to do the thing. Talk to that really cute girl you saw on the bus. Drop out of school. Wank to that really weird porn. In the end it all comes down to your experiences.
Basically what I'm trying to say is that in a few million years, the sun will expand and swallow the Earth. Also, let's cuddle.
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