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« on: April 10, 2016, 03:49:06 PM »
Tiffany Blake is the hottest adult film star in my opinion. The amount of times I've pleased myself to her videos... I had a high school English teacher who has the exact same face as her it's uncanny. But not the same voluptuous body. If I could fuck this woman I'd die a happy man. 
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« on: April 10, 2016, 11:08:44 AM »
The hateful eight isn't as good as I expected.
Still good tho.
I keep telling myself to watch a stream of it online, but never seem to be in the mood.
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« on: April 10, 2016, 09:47:49 AM »
You're*
I didn't make the meme smartass
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« on: April 10, 2016, 09:46:23 AM »
I bet this woman would give you the best head you'll ever receive your entire life. 
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« on: April 10, 2016, 09:44:30 AM »
>tfw this girl wants to have sex with you  >you refuse 
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« on: April 10, 2016, 09:29:22 AM »
When you grow up spoiled your whole life:
dad gives you his old car for free when you start driving at 16
don't have to pay rent, just for my own gas with my debit card
didn't have my first job until 21
can't decide what career to have still at 24
can't even find someone to have a meaningless hookup with
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« on: April 10, 2016, 09:24:52 AM »
she's not fat?
No, she's not. She's hourglass. Some of you probably would say she is though.
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« on: April 10, 2016, 09:07:26 AM »
I need your wisdom. Maybe I should take chances. Go up to a really hot girl, not one who I think will be easy, and just start talking to her tonight. But, how many people do you think would be at a bar on a Sunday night?
You'd be surprised. Not everyone works a Monday to Friday job, and then not all of them care.
Just go talk to a group of girls without intention of banging them. Get comfortable talking to people. Loosen up a bit. It helps if you aren't thinking about fucking someone, so pick someone you don't want to have sex with.
But I am thinking of fucking someone whole reason why I'm there. There was a nice redhead waitress, but she as sitting at a table with the rest of them.Maybe I'm just not as good looking as I think anymore and I'm starting to realize it.
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« on: April 10, 2016, 09:02:41 AM »
>tfw dying to take someone like this home 
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« on: April 10, 2016, 08:54:40 AM »
I need your wisdom. Maybe I should take chances. Go up to a really hot girl, not one who I think will be easy, and just start talking to her tonight. But, how many people do you think would be at a bar on a Sunday night?
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« on: April 10, 2016, 08:20:47 AM »
>tfw haven't had it since November
>tfw it should be easy for me, but I don't want to with just anyone
>tfw not enough choices at the bar last night
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« on: April 10, 2016, 12:31:50 AM »
Barely even anyone there. What a waste. Was a cute redhead waitress. Hooking uo with someone isn't like what he movies and pop culture makes it seem like. What are peak hours for a bar? I got there at 10:30
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« on: April 09, 2016, 07:51:55 PM »
^ lmao don't listen to this fat loser
not fat but okay
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« on: April 09, 2016, 07:42:34 PM »
Go up to her and say, "The map to Skywalker. We know you found it. And now you're going to give it to the First Order."
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« on: April 09, 2016, 06:44:33 PM »
HOW?> 
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« on: April 09, 2016, 06:28:26 PM »
Stop.
>tfw you look handsome but act like a George Costanza around women.
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« on: April 09, 2016, 06:14:41 PM »
"You're fat, I'm cute, let's fuck."
Guaranteed winner.
Were it so easy...
it is for me
Because you're a chad. I'm a bit more sophisticated than that.
didnt know sophisticated = going to bars by yourself before they close to try and fuck a drunk girl
I'll talk to them about the finer points of literature and history beforehand.
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« on: April 09, 2016, 06:10:02 PM »
"You're fat, I'm cute, let's fuck."
Guaranteed winner.
Were it so easy...
it is for me
Because you're a chad. I'm a bit more sophisticated than that.
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« on: April 09, 2016, 06:07:15 PM »
Once you fuck a chubby girl you never go back.
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« on: April 09, 2016, 06:06:20 PM »
"You're fat, I'm cute, let's fuck."
Guaranteed winner.
Were it so easy...
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« on: April 09, 2016, 06:04:39 PM »
You know what's freaky? I almost posted this pic. Are you psychic?
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« on: April 09, 2016, 06:01:15 PM »
>tfw you never thought you'd be "that guy" who carries condoms around with him
Too bad you don't get to use them
Yeah, too bad. I shouldn't have went raw inside French teacher, that was foolish. I will try tonight. and maybe you guys will get a good story. I do this all for your entertainment!
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« on: April 09, 2016, 05:58:32 PM »
>tfw you never thought you'd be "that guy" who carries condoms around with him
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« on: April 09, 2016, 05:56:45 PM »
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« on: April 09, 2016, 05:52:47 PM »
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« on: April 09, 2016, 05:50:18 PM »
 no
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« on: April 09, 2016, 05:49:13 PM »
I shouldn't have a problem picking up someone tonight with my looks, it's just not knowing how to initiate a conversation. I tried it once with someone who was sitting with a friend, that was gutsy and I wasn't afraid to fail.
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« on: April 09, 2016, 04:02:59 PM »
Her not being white is the least troublesome thing from that picture.
you guys don t know the wonder of D breasts
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« on: April 09, 2016, 02:35:46 PM »
I turned her down l, have a whites only policy.
hahahahahhahahahhhhahaahah
... wait seriously?
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhahahhahaha
Im serious, only white girls can touch me. Here's her, it's kind of tempting. She wants to blow me and that's it she said. 
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« on: April 09, 2016, 07:04:41 AM »
She was only 20 too, too young.
How iss 20 too young when you're both almost the same age?
I'm 24. I'm reconsidering her. She said she wouldn't be hurt if it was just the one time. Just don't know how to explain it to my parents bringing her over. She's really cute...but using someone again...
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