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2341
« on: August 26, 2015, 07:01:24 PM »
Pls let this thread die
Armen.
Don't fret comrades, it can be locked when the mission is completed, but only then.
2342
« on: August 26, 2015, 06:29:35 PM »
It will end Friday once and for all.
2343
« on: August 26, 2015, 05:56:28 PM »
if this next opportunity somehow flops like the rest i'm going to LOL so fucking hard
good luck then, man. if i were you i'd try for a pregame fap sesh just to make sure you last longer than three pumps, know what i'm saiyan?
I know, she wants me to drink wine beforehand too. She's cool though and understands. She said if I explode early we'll have to re-route lol. And I'll finally fulfill my dream of losing it to an older woman.
Because it's very entertaining for you guys. And the suspense is building for me.
2344
« on: August 26, 2015, 04:37:31 PM »
2345
« on: August 26, 2015, 04:24:02 PM »
if this next opportunity somehow flops like the rest i'm going to LOL so fucking hard
good luck then, man. if i were you i'd try for a pregame fap sesh just to make sure you last longer than three pumps, know what i'm saiyan?
I know, she wants me to drink wine beforehand too. She's cool though and understands. She said if I explode early we'll have to re-route lol. And I'll finally fulfill my dream of losing it to an older woman.
2346
« on: August 26, 2015, 04:14:42 PM »
if this next opportunity somehow flops like the rest i'm going to LOL so fucking hard
2347
« on: August 26, 2015, 04:03:00 PM »
48 hours comrades. Glorious music shall play for the Motherland
2348
« on: August 25, 2015, 10:03:50 PM »
No soup for you
2349
« on: August 25, 2015, 10:02:50 PM »
I heard Jared needs a cellmate.
2350
« on: August 25, 2015, 10:01:16 PM »
His memes are weak but on the surface he looks calm and ready, there's vomit on his sweater already, moms spegahetti
2351
« on: August 25, 2015, 07:33:57 PM »
Stop reading fiction
Get your test levels checked
Get on TRT
Buy escorts
PROFIT 
Escorts? You can't be serious.
why not?
They're illegal?
2352
« on: August 25, 2015, 07:26:28 PM »
They call me Dr.Meme...
2353
« on: August 25, 2015, 07:16:14 PM »
I never have, and really have no desire to. I love 60's music though and love to play guitar, but it's not for me.
2354
« on: August 25, 2015, 06:40:44 PM »
Stop reading fiction
Get your test levels checked
Get on TRT
Buy escorts
PROFIT
Escorts? You can't be serious.
2355
« on: August 25, 2015, 06:22:42 PM »
I can't think of anything besides sex. We noticed.
You know what's really sad? Instead of putting all this energy into trying to improve your life you're just desperately trying to get laid with a totally random girl.
Not entirely true, I registered for the Praxis tests I need to take in order to get into a masters in education program and I'm taking them next month. I called for substitute teaching and they're setting me up with an interview. I lift weights for exercise. Video games are boring, reading is getting that way too. I tried dating four different women since May with the hopes of a "relationship." I want some intimacy, it's a normal thing in life.
2356
« on: August 25, 2015, 06:02:04 PM »
OH MY FUCKING CANCER JUST FUCKING GET LAID ALREADY (I say this and I'm a virgin)
I'll build a time machine to transport you to Friday if need be.
It's happening Friday. 
2357
« on: August 25, 2015, 05:22:31 PM »
I'm getting really excited, I can't think of anything besides sex. She's really dirty.
Actually the opposite. She's not the most gorgeous woman in the world or the love of my life, but I need sex. I used to think it would be in a relationship, but I don't want one anymore. We don't have to spend money on each other. 
2358
« on: August 25, 2015, 05:17:46 PM »
I'm getting really excited, I can't think of anything besides sex. She's really dirty.
2359
« on: August 25, 2015, 06:19:20 AM »
I'm going to need some tips. She said I should drink some wine beforehand to calm my nerves. How do I last longer?
Also this will be playing
...Why will that be playing?
It was a joke. Nvm. And she isn't that bad looking guys, how often do 30 year olds want to sleep with you?
2360
« on: August 25, 2015, 06:09:09 AM »
I'm going to need some tips. She said I should drink some wine beforehand to calm my nerves. How do I last longer? Also this will be playing
2361
« on: August 25, 2015, 06:08:39 AM »
Yes, she's almost 30. Told her I've never done it but she doesn't care.
LOL
Yeah she does. Who knows, though. Maybe she's into that. But it's not irrelevant. It's either why she wants to fuck you, or she now doesn't and is just going to reject you later on.
Ok Mr. Psychic, going to bet it does happen Friday and I finally lose it.
I got ten bucks on it doesn't and you don't.
placing down $20
I will buy you a Gears Ultimate Edition Digital Code if it doesn't happen.
2362
« on: August 25, 2015, 06:06:09 AM »
bumperino
2363
« on: August 24, 2015, 09:31:07 PM »
Decided on a place to meet Friday and we're going to her apartment after. This is it Floodians, since the posts of B.old that began in 2010, your Roman might actually be getting laid.
2364
« on: August 24, 2015, 09:01:53 PM »
Yes, she's almost 30. Told her I've never done it but she doesn't care.
LOL
Yeah she does. Who knows, though. Maybe she's into that. But it's not irrelevant. It's either why she wants to fuck you, or she now doesn't and is just going to reject you later on.
Ok Mr. Psychic, going to bet it does happen Friday and I finally lose it.
I got ten bucks on it doesn't and you don't.
Deal.
2365
« on: August 24, 2015, 06:43:43 AM »
Yes, she's almost 30. Told her I've never done it but she doesn't care.
LOL
Yeah she does. Who knows, though. Maybe she's into that. But it's not irrelevant. It's either why she wants to fuck you, or she now doesn't and is just going to reject you later on.
Ok Mr. Psychic, going to bet it does happen Friday and I finally lose it.
2366
« on: August 24, 2015, 06:33:26 AM »
lel at people who thought she was lying, she is coming over tomorrow. Parents will be home, so the night will consist of me playing Beatles and Doors songs on guitar for her and cuddling while watching TV. And maybe something a little kinky.
LOL
Lol, I know by now you don't invite someone over on the second date, don't need to rub it in. And I'm meeting someone who's only interested in fwb Friday, so we'll see how that goes. She has her own apartment.
YES A SEQUEL
Yes, she's almost 30. Told her I've never done it but she doesn't care.
2367
« on: August 24, 2015, 06:26:42 AM »
lel at people who thought she was lying, she is coming over tomorrow. Parents will be home, so the night will consist of me playing Beatles and Doors songs on guitar for her and cuddling while watching TV. And maybe something a little kinky.
LOL
Lol, I know by now you don't invite someone over on the second date, don't need to rub it in. And I'm meeting someone who's only interested in fwb Friday, so we'll see how that goes. She has her own apartment.
2368
« on: August 24, 2015, 06:15:39 AM »
Gillian Anderson still is 
2369
« on: August 23, 2015, 09:28:19 PM »
2370
« on: August 23, 2015, 09:26:06 PM »
Yeah, this is definitely an X-Files case.
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