Instead of Max on a lancer perch, it would be Mel on a cross on Nux's car. Witness me!

ayyy lmao

http://2static.fjcdn.com/movies/Alien+caught+on+tape+2spooky4me_c33048_5672115.webm

Fireteam Osiris, the light is green.

She should cover up.

It looks like Jul's forces are fighting another faction, but who or what? I didn't see any UNSC ships in orbit and it can't be the Prometheans. Unless Kamchata has some for automated defenses.

Ok

http://buzzfeed-video1.s3.amazonaws.com/video/2015/08/31/Halo5_Opening_Cinematic_ESRB-T_1080p29_H264_ST_-16LKFS_15300kbps2-1920x1080.mp4

If you listen to this at the same time.

Haven't seen any.

Hollywood planned it so they could rake in the revenue from a major blockbuster 85 years later starring Leonardo DiCaprio.

Did you get the pizzas?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you bourgie kulak? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NKVD training school, and I’ve been involved in numerous protracted peoples wars, and I have over 300 confirmed labour vouchers. I am trained in gorilla struggles and I’m the top revolutionary in my entire soviet workers council. You are nothing to me but just another bourgeois. I will put you up against the wall with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this dialectical epoch, mark my fucking words, comrade (not!). You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the glorious people's digital communication platform? Think again, liberal shitlord. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of KGB across the USA and your absentee property is being traced right now so you better prepare for the revolution, bourgie. The revolution that hangs you with the rope you've sold us. You’re a fucking non-person, shitlord. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can liberate the working class under your boot in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my kalashnikov. Not only am I extensively trained in marxist dialectics, but I have access to the entire labour power of the world's proletariat and I will use it to its full extent to overthrow your miserable ass off the face of the people's platform for the realization of material conditions formerly known as earth, you counter-revolutionary shit. If only you could have known what incredibly unprofitable retribution your “clever” criticism was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have become a comrade and joined the struggle. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you marxdamn liberal. I will rain communism down on you and you will drown in it. You’re done oppressing me, kulak.

Looks mediocre.