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2011
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:36:01 PM »
Shit, your dating life is a disaster. Have you ever made a thread talking about how you were successful and happy?
When I find a girl who likes Star Wars and video games as much as I do, I will.
You got to stop being so picky. That could be very difficult to find, and even if you find one like that, they might not be interested in you at all. Lower your expectations.
I'm not lowering any expectations or standards, that's what I've been doing, and look where it's got me. No more overweight girls who are too easy, and say yes to everything I ask. She has to be pretty and play Xbox, like classic rock, not like hip hop, has seen Star Wars (entire saga), Indiana Jones, Jurassic park, Tarantino movies, likes sci-fi in general, likes to read...and we'll start from there.
2012
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:26:06 PM »
Shit, your dating life is a disaster. Have you ever made a thread talking about how you were successful and happy?
When I find a girl who likes Star Wars and video games as much as I do, I will.
2013
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:25:16 PM »
Anyone else get a feeling that Roman is lying? I dunno, maybe he's not, but this just seems "all too easy" and convenient.
Either this is all a very consistent persona that he's been running with since Bnet, or it's true.
I just don't understand. He was crying about not having any girls that liked him, and now he's apparently swimming in pussy and he wants to go back to playing his fucking video games? What? Am I missing something here?
It's because I want as much time as possible to play said video games, the pussy can be sacrificed for the greater cause, i.e. Star Wars Battlefront.
But aren't you only starting to get pussy? Why are you giving it up so early?
Also, Star Wars Battlefront is shit. A husk of the game that it could have been.
Mainly for H5. Halo 5 > Pussy
2014
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:20:18 PM »
Anyone else get a feeling that Roman is lying? I dunno, maybe he's not, but this just seems "all too easy" and convenient.
Either this is all a very consistent persona that he's been running with since Bnet, or it's true.
I just don't understand. He was crying about not having any girls that liked him, and now he's apparently swimming in pussy and he wants to go back to playing his fucking video games? What? Am I missing something here?
It's because I want as much time as possible to play said video games, the pussy can be sacrificed for the greater cause, i.e. Star Wars Battlefront.
2015
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:19:02 PM »
Anyone else get a feeling that Roman is lying? I dunno, maybe he's not, but this just seems "all too easy" and convenient.
I'm not lying, I led this poor girl on just to get some head. I'm more embarrassed. I'll probably have to get really drunk to put it out of my mind. I actually wish I was lying about this.
2016
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:02:25 PM »
What needs to happen in 6 then:
>Chief finally seeking out Mendicant Bias to combat her
>We find out it was really the Didact's essence who was controlling Cortanta, who was in turn being controlled by a Precursor/Neo-Gravemind, in attempt to weaken organics and turning their creations against them, they will be less effective combating the Flood with no AIs, their fleets will be less coordinated
>Ancient form of Flood/Precursor return
>Arbiter unites all former Covie races for a giant coalition
>Awaken Bornstellar
>Visit Path Kethona
>Return of 343GS
>Humanity gains control of Prometheans through Chief. Chief turns more and more into the Didact, ie being able to control Prometheans (maybe)
>Possibly the Librarian being alive and meeting her
>War against AI, Flood, Precursors vs all organic life
2017
« on: October 22, 2015, 04:26:17 PM »
Just show her that one thread, "All Too Easy." I bet she'll end it.
No, she's clingy. 22 never had a bf, and a virgin. She's also chunky. And dropped out of college. Yeah, don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Want to know the worst part? The first time after I came on her chest I got some on my hand, then she said feel how wet I am...and I did. So I was worried that she could get preg from that, so I made her buy a pregnancy test today. Basically, I hate myself.
Bro, dude, 22 and never had a bf? What are you thinking? That's like. The number one warning sign of a stage 5 clinger!
The double D tits distracted me from my true desires 
2018
« on: October 22, 2015, 04:13:25 PM »
If I had to choose between finally losing my virginity, or even finding the love of my life OR seeing The Force Awakens, I'd choose...
I hope it's shit and you hate it
It won't be, it's going to be the best day of my freakin life.
2019
« on: October 22, 2015, 04:08:02 PM »
She's the clingy type, you took her virginity, she thinks you're her bf, you wanna let her down
that shit is going to be fucking hilarious
pls can i watch
I didn't fuck her, thank god.
2020
« on: October 22, 2015, 04:07:15 PM »
If I had to choose between finally losing my virginity, or even finding the love of my life OR seeing The Force Awakens, I'd choose...
2021
« on: October 22, 2015, 04:05:37 PM »
L M A O
Maybe you guys can learn from my mistake, just because you're a little horny don't try to meet a desperate girl from online who will blow you on the first date.
2022
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:58:47 PM »
Well I learned form this experience, and the other one whose place I slept over last month. It is better to be a celibate Jedi Knight. Plus there's no time for any woman with Halo 5, Battlefront, The Force Awakens, DOOM, Fallout 4, etc... It's not worth trying with a girl you have nothing in common with just because you're lonely. Guess I'll keep waiting for the nerd who likes everything I do.
2023
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:54:58 PM »
Am I the only one sitting here contemplating the broken hymen thing? Like how the fuck
I was fingering her really rough...
2024
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:49:40 PM »
Just show her that one thread, "All Too Easy." I bet she'll end it.
No, she's clingy. 22 never had a bf, and a virgin. She's also chunky. And dropped out of college. Yeah, don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Want to know the worst part? The first time after I came on her chest I got some on my hand, then she said feel how wet I am...and I did. So I was worried that she could get preg from that, so I made her buy a pregnancy test today. Basically, I hate myself.
2025
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:46:21 PM »
I'm going to have to agree with Charlie. Keep pushing the limits until she decides to stop seeing you.
But that's the thing, I don't want to waste anymore time seeing her, after I've gotten blowjobs from two girls now, they're not that great. And also, this girl hasn't seen Star Wars. NOT EVEN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY.
2026
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:44:41 PM »
Kill yourself.
With Halo 5 and the force awakens coming out soon? Don't think so.
Jokes on you bud.
I saw all the spoilers for Halo 5.
Trust me. You're gonna want to find yourself a noose.
I know everything that happens too, not the direction I'd take the story, but what to play it nonetheless.
2027
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:42:27 PM »
Kill yourself.
With Halo 5 and the force awakens coming out soon? Don't think so.
2028
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:40:30 PM »
Correction, even more of one than I already was. I went out with a new girl twice this week Monday and Wednesday. NSFW Spoiler She gave me head both times, and I came on her. Yesterday I fingered her and broke her hymen. While we were in public she insisted on holding hands and kissing. And she wants to meet for a third time this week for dinner. I want to let her down easily...but that seems impossible after what happened. TLDR, I've turned into a douche. She doesn't have much in common with me and this was a huge mistake. And I also want as much time as possible to play Halo 5 for the foreseeable future, and don't want to be with anyone. How do I let her down easy? She basically considers me her boyfriend already. Drinking myself to sleep tonight to live with myself for using someone...you know, being completely celibate from now on doesn't seem so bad.
2029
« on: October 20, 2015, 06:08:05 AM »
So based on the leaks I've seen of Halo 5, here's just some random brainstorming about 6 which probably won't make much sense, but oh well: Spoiler End of Halo 5: "Cortana" controls the Guardians, has a bunch of AI on her side, and plans to unleash the Flood stored on a Halo Installation. It is really Gravemind/Flood/Prescursors that are pulling the strings.
Gravemind corrupted Cortana during the events of Halo 2 and 3. This was his plan all along, to gain access to the domain. It knows everything now. Also taking AIs away from organic beings to weaken them against the uncoming Flood attack, they will be less organized and it is a true test of their potential/intelligence.
Locke, Arbiter and Osiris fight off Flood attacks on the outer colonies, and eventually prepare for the defense of Earth. Arbiter becomes a powerful leader not only to the Sangheili, but has united all former Covenant races for this final stand. We see Covie and Human ships alike of all kinds forming massive blockades against Flood controlled ships.
While they hold of the Flood advance, MC and Blue Team are reached by Mendicant Bias somehow. Chief seeks him out. When he finally finds him, he accompanies Chief and Blue to Path Kethona (or some other Forerunner plant in another galaxy) There lies Bornstellar and the Librarian in statis, to be awoken when humanity is ready. MB tells Chief he has been thinking in solitude for 100,000 years for a solution to the Flood. 343 is also on the same planet as Librarian and Bornstellar and aids you. They tell you what you must do to achieve the Mantle, but it requires great sacrifice (also the crew of the Rubicon if they somehow survived) Chief and co travel to a far off planet.He enters the domain alone and gets separated from Blue Team and gains infinite knowledge. Then he confronts a Precursor who tells him the haunting truth about their origin/the creation of life. That's as far as I can go, can't think of what a solution to the Flood possibly could be.
But Halo 6 becomes a war between corrupted Cortana/Didact's essence also corrupted/Guardians/Flood vs UNSC and all sentient life working together. Chief dies at the end and so does Locke, lol. Possibly either side takes control of the Prometheans at one point (most likely Chief). And possibly there is some way to rid the galaxy of every Forerunner artifact in existence, but that would definitely not be beneficial to organic life. Or maybe it would. Humanity reclaims the Mantle by destroying everything the Forerunners ever made.
2030
« on: October 19, 2015, 09:43:02 PM »
Confucius say man like spider; hand sticky after time on web.
2031
« on: October 19, 2015, 09:19:38 PM »
dat lens flare
2032
« on: October 19, 2015, 08:33:33 PM »
lol it'd be hilarious if roman is lying
Now I wish I was...I mean, she already wants the second date Wednesday. And next week I'm off the grid (Halo 5)
2033
« on: October 19, 2015, 08:30:31 PM »
Lol. But think about how much I've improved since then, convinced two different women to give me head the first time meeting them.
You did good bro. Especially getting the second time so quick. Only way you can go is up srs
Only one thing I'm worried about NSFW Spoiler after I came all over her tits, I got some on my hand. Then she wanted me to feel how wet her pussy was...I'm worried that cum on my hand got into it, and you know...she gets preggers.
2034
« on: October 19, 2015, 08:17:04 PM »
YOU SON OF A BITCH
THAT THREAD SHOULD HAVE LIVED TO SEE 1000 POSTS
IT WAS A SEP7AGOKILLYOURSELF LEGEND
I wouldn't have requested to lock it, but then the banana people invaded.
2035
« on: October 19, 2015, 08:08:03 PM »
I just bought mine. 3D, and 7pm on the 17th!
2036
« on: October 19, 2015, 08:03:51 PM »
Thank god, I couldn't stand to see another one of those banana people.
2037
« on: October 19, 2015, 08:00:52 PM »
Mods, delete this thread from existence within the databanks of the Domain.
2038
« on: October 19, 2015, 07:58:20 PM »
OK, that banana is going to give me nightmares.
2039
« on: October 19, 2015, 07:48:00 PM »
God I hate Roman
It is better to be hated than loved.
2040
« on: October 19, 2015, 07:44:33 PM »
Lol. But think about how much I've improved since then, convinced two different women to give me head the first time meeting them.
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