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1111
« on: May 17, 2017, 10:55:05 AM »
hi my favorite game is Microsoft Excel 2013 and also these 
1112
« on: May 16, 2017, 01:05:24 PM »
1113
« on: May 16, 2017, 10:29:12 AM »
starting a summer class today
yay? uh... wait no why did i do this to myself
1114
« on: May 14, 2017, 06:01:59 PM »
Texas
1115
« on: May 13, 2017, 04:39:56 PM »
wooooooow thats totally me irl
1116
« on: May 13, 2017, 03:59:30 PM »
lol all these people that thing their ancestors are tiny little creatures that form one being
we wuz bacteria and shiiiiet
all life on this planet earth descends from Him
where did you find this picture of me
had some deep web buddies to help me out
are they spiders
1117
« on: May 13, 2017, 03:56:37 PM »
lol all these people that thing their ancestors are tiny little creatures that form one being
we wuz bacteria and shiiiiet
all life on this planet earth descends from Him
where did you find this picture of me
1118
« on: May 13, 2017, 03:50:38 PM »
lol all these people that think their ancestors are tiny little creatures that form one being
we wuz bacteria and shiiiiet
1119
« on: May 13, 2017, 12:07:01 PM »
i wouldn't dare to ever go to the movies by myself
i rarely go out to eat if im by myself so a movie must be awkward af
1120
« on: May 12, 2017, 05:50:20 PM »
OwO
1121
« on: May 12, 2017, 10:16:40 AM »
backdoor sluts 17
1122
« on: May 11, 2017, 08:09:22 PM »
whenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shake
I would drive in the berm to fling back stones at you.
That means you either already have rocks in your car, or you would have to stop and pick some up, by which time he would already be long gone.
If he's driving close behind me then the stones I would be driving over would be getting flung back at him by my tires.
where i live we have pavement on our roads
1123
« on: May 11, 2017, 10:12:12 AM »
whenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shake
weaponized furry techno
1124
« on: May 11, 2017, 09:23:29 AM »
whenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shake
1125
« on: May 10, 2017, 09:56:47 PM »
learn to cook a semen based recipe
1126
« on: May 10, 2017, 09:41:10 PM »
they don't always look that good but some pussies are just... top notch
1127
« on: May 10, 2017, 07:58:26 PM »
i want to be a meme
1128
« on: May 10, 2017, 01:18:43 PM »
death by meme enlightenment
1129
« on: May 10, 2017, 07:17:19 AM »
i shave that hair with a straight razor
not even joking lol
its just waaay easier and the hair just falls off
you gotta do it after being in a hot bath for a while so the hair gets really soft
A fucking straight razor? Those things are fucking terrifying.
yeah i sharpen them to the point where you can shave a hair into even smaller hairs
this is the razor i use
http://www.bladehq.com/item--Boker-King-Cutter-58-Straight-Razor--31659
i strop the blade on a kangaroo skin leather strop with super fine polishing compound
of course a cheese potato liked this post fucking aussies
1130
« on: May 10, 2017, 02:31:48 AM »
tfw too lazy to open my safe
1131
« on: May 10, 2017, 02:30:37 AM »
Damn, when I got the time off and the car running, I should meet up and we can Eiffel Tower him.
wow or we could tag team him
1132
« on: May 10, 2017, 12:41:15 AM »
Wait, how old is Ember
13 earth solar cycles
1133
« on: May 09, 2017, 09:31:15 PM »
you know me and rc both live in tallahassee, i think we should go for it, i have a thing for cute bigger boys
jailb8
1134
« on: May 09, 2017, 09:14:53 PM »
so did the artist spend 30 minutes on trumps face and 5 minutes on the rest of everything
1135
« on: May 09, 2017, 09:13:09 PM »
i matched my next door neighbor in halo 3 once
oh yeah "local" matchmaking was cool af
1136
« on: May 09, 2017, 09:05:33 PM »
flee i must meet you with and bring my assault rifle so i can convert you to an american
I'm leaving first thing in the morning man, you're a bit late.
dont worry i'll bring it to the airport it will work out because then our lovely law enforcement will arrive with their own assault rifles and we can all celebrate with the exchanging of hot lead
1137
« on: May 09, 2017, 08:56:20 PM »
flee i must meet you with and bring my assault rifle so i can convert you to an american
1138
« on: May 09, 2017, 08:52:39 PM »
im pretty sure we're not going to be wearing fursuits
what knife should i edc guys
para2
yeah when he goes to yank down my pants and sees a big ol paramilitary 2 he's going to regret inviting a stranger over to his house
but then he'll notice it's in CPM-M4 and instantly start to blow me
Good strategy.
I always carry my Sukhoi 2.0 for hookups and substitute that for my penis when they're not looking so they're not disappointed.
i should draw anthro Sukhoi 2.0 rule 34 one day with a Benchmade 940-1 with it
and a sexy anthro Hom Basilisk.
and a lonely sebenza tied up getting cuckolded in the background
1139
« on: May 09, 2017, 08:43:04 PM »
im pretty sure we're not going to be wearing fursuits
what knife should i edc guys
para2
yeah when he goes to yank down my pants and sees a big ol paramilitary 2 he's going to regret inviting a stranger over to his house
but then he'll notice it's in CPM-M4 and instantly start to blow me
Good strategy.
I always carry my Sukhoi 2.0 for hookups and substitute that for my penis when they're not looking so they're not disappointed.
i should draw anthro Sukhoi 2.0 rule 34 one day with a Benchmade 940-1 with it
1140
« on: May 09, 2017, 08:40:48 PM »
mayonnaise tastes worse than menstrual blood
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