The ones that cook

What food do you like?

Quote from: True Turquoise on August 01, 2017, 04:39:49 AM

We do hate you


You never show us your love

Uhh, my love for you literally leaks from my penis.

Didn`t you have a boipussy though?

Quote from: Mint on July 31, 2017, 06:15:57 PM

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Quote from: Mint on July 31, 2017, 01:47:11 PM

Does this make me a bad person or a patriot?

You say that like patriotism is a good thing.

Are you, by any chance, Swedish?

how did you know

It`s not like your location in your profile is Sweden or something

>Legal loli.

Is that even possible?

If this anime, then yes it is (except in some places of planet Earth)

Quote from: Ossus on July 31, 2017, 09:57:37 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on July 31, 2017, 06:04:08 AM

what the fuck is Bi Furious

someone hasn't Scott Pilgrim

Is that like what people watch to become gay

No, that`s bi-curious

Quote from: MarKhan on July 31, 2017, 09:58:36 AM

Guess after 20 years I learnt to enjoy the process and try new stuff.

Quote from: True Turquoise on July 31, 2017, 05:09:08 AM

Already fucked it up once

Yeah, me too, athough... I'm not dead, everything is still possible, if it isn`t - then I'll make it possible.

dont do it, reimu

Don't worry, everything'll be okay.

Man, if that isn't the gayest little bitch shit I've ever heard.

I don't have any of me pre-2014 so here's one from April of 2015 getting my one year service award at work. As you can tell I'm horribly unphotogenic.

Spoiler

You look fine for me though

Quote from: Snake on July 30, 2017, 01:31:40 PM

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Quote from: challengerX on July 30, 2017, 10:52:38 AM

Holy shit Sean is gonna shoot up heaven

That joke is wrong on so many levels

oh yeah name at least 2 levels it's wrong on

Level 1  even thinking I'm going to shoot up something

Level 2  shooting heaven

Level 2:
Level 3:

Quote from: XSEAN on July 30, 2017, 10:10:33 AM

You have bad scheduling skills dude.  Why fap when everyone home.

You sound like someone who's never stealthfapped in a church before.

It is all about the danger of being exposed to the publicity, that makes things more exciting and triggering.

Teacher is trying to ask me something:


They were done in autumn of 2014

I feel when I'll die I'll return back in time to the point when I was born, without my memories. The cycle of death and rebirth will continue, shaping my soul to perfection, untill the world end will come where my soul will have it`s final exam. It is just a feeling though, I do not know what happens after death and honestly I don't care.

I think Markhan is pretty cute

You are pretty cute too

Put me at the bottom yo

You'll always be my top tier

What did Prehistoric was bad, he did steal your video, which not the thing which annoys me the most. Which annoys me the most is that he intentionally or not lured you here. If he planned this, he's probably really proud of himself, sitting there and looking how you react in your bombastic way as he planned. However while he stole your video, you really did no better than him, because what you did is instead of just flagging your video or creating thread here about that your video got stolen, you did "Cheat exposed 2k17" thread, you went on threads offending people and raging out, which was totally unnecessary, you did stuff which Prehistoric were suspecting from you (assuming that he planned it, which doesn`t matter because he brought you here, he brought a deci-aster on this site, planned or not). And after that you suspect that people are going to take you serious?

As about Sep7agon is a joke: well, maybe it is, maybe it is a joke. However, you don't make it any better. The only thing you do so far: you were complaining, you were offending, you were giving advices to people on how to live their lifes (which is, let me tell you, not the best idea, expecially if you know that no one going to listen you here). If you really wanted to Sep7agon to be a better place you could post your music, or you could make a deal with BigBoss and bring back Sep7agon card game. Anything that has some value in it (and what is not advising people how to live their lives) would work.

I hope you'll read this before you get banned which I feel will happen, because people are worried about you, they are worried about how some random bully can just offend you, and you will come here, creating retarded threads like "Cheat exposed 2k17" and act totally how bully suspects you to act. People are worried, because you probably were a cheerful guy, capable of changing world, doing tutorials on how to make your console work and now you became a person, which only complains about site and creates situations for potential shitstorms. And if you think people here don`t care about you, then you are a one big egoist.

Quote from: challengerX on July 29, 2017, 01:06:24 PM

Quote from: MarKhan on July 28, 2017, 09:31:59 AM

YouTube

I hope somebody throws pyrocynical off a roof

I remember him back when montage parodies were a thing, what happened to him and his content since then? He seems to be heavily disliked now.

He now does usually commentary on Youtube trending topics, on Youtube itself, on important topics, sometimes he does heavily edited gameplay. Imagine yourself a h3h3, but with ton of [not so] passive agressive jokes. And I don't think he's heavily disliked, I think it is quite the opposite, because while he does all those passive agressive jokes, he also uses heavy arguments and facts and it's clearly visible when he does a joke and when he's serious, he has his audience. Also he's creator of "small loan of million dollars" meme.

I was about to post a song, but then I reminded that I had no girlfriend