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Verbaltims Sword Art Online review
Sword Art Online (A-1 Productions, 2012, completed) I've been watching this show in the background for quite awhile, slowly taking each episode in, because I know that this is a "special" show. It's everyone's favorite. And now that I'm done with it, I'm once again left wondering why so many people hate this show so goddamn much. From my point of view, this show is everything that an anime fan could ever want and THEN some. But don't get me wrong, though. I'm not saying I liked Sword Art Online. Just look at my score. What I'm saying is, if you REALLY hate this show, then why do you like anime at all? Because this show is everything that anime is, always was, and always will be. If you like Dragon Ball, if you like Eva, if you like Ghost in the Shell, and ESPECIALLY if you like Gurren Lagann, I see literally no reason why you wouldn't like this show. None whatsoever. So please, someone explain that to me. If you enjoy anime, why do you hate this show? Why is this show not perfect for you? Because from what I can tell, it has everything an anime fan could ever want. Every character, every trope, every plot point. This is what you want. It was specifically made for people like you. So what the fuck is the problem? Consider me baffled. 1/10
Where should I even begin...
Sword Art Online (A-1 Productions, 2012, completed) I've been watching this show in the background for quite awhile, slowly taking each episode in, because I know that this is a "special" show. It's everyone's favorite. And now that I'm done with it, I'm once again left wondering why so many people hate this show so goddamn much.
The thing is that a lot of people actually like this show, than dislike it. It is very popular in Japan. It`s just people who hate this show are more noticable than people who like it. Why? SAO has a lot of flaws and if you defend this show, it is easy to prove you wrong, which makes confessing that you like this show pretty embarassing.

If you enjoy anime, why do you hate this show? Why is this show not perfect for you?
Let`s go over my reasons I dislike it.

-Protagonist

Protagonist`s personality is annoying as fuck. Just saying that.

Protagonist is overpowered. It`s why people like this show. People probably like putting themselves on place of protagonist and like to imagine themselves overpowered. However...

Protagonist is overpowered, but it makes no sense. SAO is described as MMO game. And while people around him is gathering in groups, helping each other, our boy Kirito goes alone, but somehow is still the most powerful character in this show. Which leads me to my second complaint...

-This show story doesn`t make any sense, at all, even in terms of itself

SAO described as MMO game. SAO is described as hyped game, where people got in due to it`s popularity. However when people got inside into it, almost nobody knows how to play it, which doesn`t makes any sence, since game was around for some time, it even has beta testers, which means there was beta testing and at least some people should know something about the game.

Antagonist of first season traps 10,000 people in game, yet in real life nobody tries to catch him and stop this.

SAO says when person dies in game, person dies in real life. However Kirito somehow survives lethal damage and even defeats antagonist.

SAOs continuation, GGO. "Thounsands of people died in SAO, but you know what? Let`s play some games!"

-Endings

Ending of first part of SAO can be described as this:
Spoiler
SAO (animation) is adaptation to SAO (ranobe, or novel, w/e floats your boat). This part was adaptation of ranobe chapter, which was clearly rushed out and thats why we stop at 75 floor instead of going to 100.

Ending of second part of SAO is literally rape.

And those are only one I pulled out of my head after watching it once 2 years ago. I pretty sure there are more. Oh, and also:

-Sword Art Online popularity

Why this show is so popular, while being so shit? Then again why Jake or Logan Paul so popular, while their content is shit? People gonna hate it just because it is popular while it is bad. There are shows far worse, but people don`t hate it, because it`s not popular.

Because from what I can tell, it has everything an anime fan could ever want. Every character, every trope, every plot point.
It`s not about anime trope itself, it`s about how it`s used. You said yourself in review of Devilman Crybaby, that tropes there were used in way they are interesting, which is not the case in SAO. You hate Ghost in the Shell, because while you might like the concept of show, you don`t like it`s realization, I hate Sword Art Online, because while I might like or enjoy anime tropes, I dislike how it was used in Sword Art Online.

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The Flood / Re: Doki Doki squad assemble
« on: January 22, 2018, 11:55:55 AM »
getting the game
It`s free by the way.

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The Flood / Re: Doki Doki squad assemble
« on: January 22, 2018, 11:23:29 AM »
how in the fuck was a monika.chr shortcut created on my desktop completely randomly??
I keep it on my flash drive.

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The Flood / Re: Doki Doki squad assemble
« on: January 22, 2018, 07:08:36 AM »
Why the FUCK did I decide to play this at 1:00 in the morning?
This is actually appropriate time to play it.
Fuck this I want off this ride.
Girls will miss you, you really leaving them hanging there.

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Gaming / Re: Eternal /FFXIV/ Thread *STORMBLOOD EXPANSION*
« on: January 20, 2018, 09:47:55 PM »
I uninstalled the game for a bit to clear space and reinstalled it yesterday and I forgot it resets everyyyyyyyyything in regards to UI and customization. So I had to spend just an hour or so retinkering everything how I mostly like it. All my hot bars reset, BLECH.
Hmm, you'd think all that stuff would be stored server side...
Or in separate file, which stored somewhere in AppData...

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The Flood / Re: *OFFICIAL* Fast and Furious movie ratings thread
« on: January 20, 2018, 11:11:24 AM »
you would be the type of person to watch all of these shitty movies
It`s not like you watch anime

and you barely even liked a single one lmao
and barely like any of it

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Hxppy thxughts.png

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Gaming / Re: Difficulty levels in videogames
« on: January 19, 2018, 08:45:01 PM »
I prefer Bastion/Transistor difficulty system, where player can decide by himself in which way he wants to make himself life harder.

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The Flood / Re: Mark my fucking words
« on: January 19, 2018, 05:41:52 AM »
Just MarK

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The Flood / Re: Anyone ever gotten a professional massage?
« on: January 19, 2018, 04:39:38 AM »
No, I did massage instead

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Gaming / Re: Difficulty levels in videogames
« on: January 18, 2018, 06:30:32 PM »
I prefer first system over the second, however there is one more difficulty system, where instead of making enemy more powerful game goes and restrains player in some way, making game harder to deal with. For example in first Crysis on hardest difficulty crosshair on screen was turned off, in Resident Evil 5 on pro mode there was no ammo lying arround. It`s usually used with first two systems, but I think there are games that rely just on that.

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The Flood / Re: whats been up fellas?
« on: January 18, 2018, 05:41:25 AM »
If I'm gonna to tell all, it`s gonna sound as I'm complaining, so I put it in short and simple sentence: 2018 is shit.

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The Flood / Re: Why aren't you a Communist?
« on: January 17, 2018, 08:45:21 PM »
well my whole life philosophy is sort of built towards transcending what makes us human, because i consider it silly to just sit down and accept the fact that we're imperfect when i believe we have the tools to improve ourselves
Just be aware that perfection exists only in observer mind and doesn`t exist elsewhere, which is good, because it means there is no boundary for getting constantly better except one observer created for himself. Goal is to get better, not to become perfrect.

Also lay* down, you imperfect little — lazy people usually prefer to not sit, but rather lay on bed.
But even lazy people eventually learn that bed sores suck
I'm 20 years old and I still haven`t learnt that, so I don`t think so.

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The Flood / Re: Why aren't you a Communist?
« on: January 17, 2018, 08:12:07 PM »
well my whole life philosophy is sort of built towards transcending what makes us human, because i consider it silly to just sit down and accept the fact that we're imperfect when i believe we have the tools to improve ourselves
Just be aware that perfection exists only in observer mind and doesn`t exist elsewhere, which is good, because it means there is no boundary for getting constantly better except one observer created for himself. Goal is to get better, not to become perfrect.

Also lay* down, you imperfect little — lazy people usually prefer to not sit, but rather lay on bed.

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Dude, it was a scam

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Can you imagine just how dull and boring a world without potentially offensive behaviors would be? What a dystopian nightmare.
it doesn't really sound all that bad to be quite perfectly honest
It sounds boring. And boredom is top tier enemy for beings with infinite lifespan.

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Serious / Re: Global climate change (WAKA: Global warming)
« on: January 16, 2018, 12:46:27 PM »
No snow here. Just very high humidity and very low temperature. I'm worried about plants.

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Gaming / Re: Your least favorite games
« on: January 16, 2018, 08:14:40 AM »
I don`t really hate any games, except those, which are too broken that you can`t finish them. I dislike MOBAs though, because to win you need to coop with team of people with different autism level, if you play with random people, also matches take from 30 minutes to hour each. In professional MOBA games, it usually takes one mistake to decide outcome of match, like 1 MINUTE OF INTENCE GAMEPLAY PER 30 MIN - HOUR MATCH, and I don`t really like it.

I also dislike concept of microtransactions in games you already paid for or chopping game into paid DLC, I dislike typical anime clishe characters or vague storytelling without any reason behind it, I dislike new games use names of older popular franchises only to capitalize on fans of older games buying their game.

I can`t really name any game, but thats maybe because it`s either I go with low expctations for games, or because I pick games carefully on things I might enjoy and filter games I would likely not enjoy.

P.S: Life of Black Tiger is shit.

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The Flood / Re: Help... I'm in love with Troy!
« on: January 15, 2018, 09:27:33 AM »
I thought this was going to be about Troy (the film)

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The Flood / Re: Since selfies are trending on Sep7...
« on: January 15, 2018, 09:14:22 AM »
Allahu akbar my fellow Chechen
Armen*

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The Flood / Re: job interview tomorrow
« on: January 15, 2018, 06:13:01 AM »
Good luck.

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The Flood / Since selfies are trending on Sep7...
« on: January 14, 2018, 07:42:22 PM »
Spoiler

Hello, guys. Today I'm gonna start working on spaceship as a high ranked member group of premium squad 1990. Since my command asked me to not show any footage of spaceship, but permitted to show only appearance in uniform, and only to dearest people, I've decided to show it to you, since this site is very dear to me. Here`s my badge:
 
Spoiler

As you can see here, on top of it you can see emblem of our starship, which is rider on horse, in honor to the original creator of our starship, which liked to place bet on horse rides. Below you can see my name, Woolen, and surname, the Original, and also you can see my rank in arabic numerics, which is 420. So next I'm gonna be put into stasis chamber with a lot of sleeping gas, which sometimes causes side efects of numbing, isterical laugh and swearing to people and calling them racial slurs in different languages. So yeah, goodnight, see ya, hmm, I don`t know, tommorow.

P.S: sorry for any spelling mistakes, I was typing it on mobile device.

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The Flood / Re: obligatory potila shopko pic
« on: January 14, 2018, 04:35:31 PM »
Nice

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Gaming / Re: Come up with 2018 gaming predictions
« on: January 13, 2018, 07:06:27 AM »
It`s going to be like this:

YouTube

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longest running weebery thread would be made by THE hater of weebery
Verb wants to teach us a valuable lesson.

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fate is not a series i want to fuck with for a while

mainly because of this shit
it's also pure trash

Says the faggot who likes Mari and probably Eva 3.0 as well.
The nasuverse was a mistake. It's nothing but trash.

Not if you accept the truth that only Carnival Phantasm is canon.
Lancer ga shinda!
Yours favorite ending of Badump! Date Super Plan?

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Also, devilman has also been gore porn.
doesn't matter, crybaby isn't, despite having the appearance of such
I dunno verb, I think you might have been memed. I'm only for episodes in but I'm not convinced.
you're also not that intelligent and probably aren't very good at reading into things

not that the show is very deep or subtle

Ooooh, my heart. I think you're just reading too much into it. You want so badly for it to align with your philosophies that you're choosing to ignore all the evidence to the contrary.
I don`t think that there is gore porn either. By little what I saw, I think porn there is more revolved around movement and changing shapes, like in Me!Me!Me!, and I don`t think that there would be such a cheap trick as gore porn there.

Also there is difference between gore porn (as whole) and gore & porn (as separate things).

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Also, devilman has also been gore porn.
doesn't matter, crybaby isn't, despite having the appearance of such
I dunno verb, I think you might have been memed. I'm only for episodes in but I'm not convinced.
you're also not that intelligent and probably aren't very good at reading into things

not that the show is very deep or subtle
No way. Are you defending anime? You really should watch some shitshow

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