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Gaming / Re: Hunt the Truth- Episode 4
« on: April 21, 2015, 08:47:20 PM »
I really think they're dragging the story out too much. We already know about John's kidnapping at age 6 and the death of his flash clone. We already know ONI are some shady motherfuckers that are probably going to be more overtly villainous in the upcoming releases. They should be using this to explore facets of the lore that we don't already know, and instead they're giving us a (seemingly incompetent) reporter digging up established information at a painfully slow pace.
well yeah, obviously we all already know everything, that's what gives this story dramatic irony. the thing here is that this is something that's supposed to be a big secret in their universe- having ben blow this story wide open will have HUGE social/cultural effects in ONI-controlled areas. i think sully wants ben to be the one to expose this, but he has to tread lightly and sort of guide him to the truth instead of leading him there directly. and ben's not really a bad reporter at all- he has some great sources due to being in the outer colonies for so long. the only negatives are that he's a little too careless (using Waypoint- he didnt respect the hegemony of the ONI surveillance state until after that) and rusty after being out of the picture for so long.

I don't really believe that exposing the SPARTAN program would have any significant political or cultural impact. It unquestionably saved the human species, and they've already effectively pinned the blame on Halsey while simultaneously moving the program to a volunteer basis.

You know I tried saying this on Banpoint, and the waytards completely misunderstood and started fighting over if Karen Travis's books were bad or if the Kilo 5 books sucked

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The Flood / Re: New Jurassic World trailer
« on: April 21, 2015, 10:00:00 AM »
Trailer revealed too much.

Watch the Terminator Genisys trailer and then you can talk about a trailer revealing too much

Spoiler
YouTube

Spoiler
John said "I must stop the machines"
but Arnold said "No John you are the machines"
and then John was a Terminator

(Not kidding)

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The Flood / Re: GameStop plz
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:08:07 AM »
>going to game shops
>not buying games online
>not getting digital downloads
>2015

>Not realising that consoles get there storage space filled up in like 5 seconds
>TFW no space for Dank Souls on my Etsbots

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Gaming / Re: Hunt the Truth episode #4 is up
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:05:04 AM »
Ben made ONI-chan mad

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The Flood / Re: Think of 3 users before entering.
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:00:48 AM »
I'm not becaue I'd kill myself before i'd fuck Verbs

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 20, 2015, 11:14:20 PM »
YouTube


YouTube


Obligatory

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The Flood / Re: GameStop plz
« on: April 20, 2015, 11:10:21 PM »
Was probably a new copy of the game they were trying to price gouge

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The Flood / Re: Weebs/Otakus are disgusting creatures
« on: April 20, 2015, 10:14:07 PM »
>Pizza and milk

This person should be shanked for giving his waifu such a shitty combo.

That person should be shanked for having those two together in the first place

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>gamestop

fix that detail and sure
There's nothing wrong with Gamestop

Rediculous Trade in Pricing
Fingerprinting people por trade ins
Throwing games and consoles in the trash
Opening up New copies of Xenoblade and Metroid prime trillogy to sell them as used and gouge the prices
Shifting focus to moblile

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The Flood / Re: New Jurassic World trailer
« on: April 20, 2015, 10:08:11 PM »
>Park inhabited by giant killer reptiles
>Not having a million RPGs at your disposal
>Not simply calling in airstrikes

9792
>gamestop

fix that detail and sure

9793
Gaming / Re: Battlefront Dev Diary #1
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:58:58 PM »
lolDICE

YouTube

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Gaming / Re: ITT: we come up with shitty Halo 5 theories
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:56:30 PM »
Locke is actually Cortana in disguise

Hey guys Halo Fowler here with some bran new Halo 5 Gardens news
Wif the releese of halo 5 Guarding in Onktomber tunny-aeth we will lern news about halo 5 and human cortana? What does this mean? I dont actualy know so here's a 45 minnute speculation video.

Ass we know Cortana die in halo 4 but Thriffuree sed she woul be bak in Halo 5. This monst likeley mens She wil be humam. Notice 343s words "wil" as om Wil Wheaton from Star Wars Voyager, which is also sify Wil Wheaton is a man so does this mean Corana is a man?

Who is a man that wears blue. Agint Cloack.

Remember to rape comet and sunscribe to my pyramid scheme

This is Halo folerer signing of

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Gaming / Re: New Agent Locke trailer
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:45:30 PM »
Halo 5 is gonna be so ass hahahahaha
>FatMarshall

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Gaming / Re: New Agent Locke trailer
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:11:12 PM »
Halo of Duty 5: Guardian Warfare.
Yeah because in CoD soldiers fly through concrete and move at super human speeds in heavy suits of armor.

Advanced Warfare.

Also, wrong. If you studied the lore of Halo well you would know that Spartan Armor feels like a second skin. Very comfortable and light.

I'd just like to point out that Halo had thuster packs before Advanced Warfare was even a thing...
...And Metroid Prime had it first, as well as shoulder charging

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Gaming / Re: ITT: we come up with shitty Halo 5 theories
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:52:04 PM »
No mention of The Precursors, Forerunners, or the Flood. Only enemies the entire game are Storm Covies and the same old Prometheans again. Game ends with Locke and Chief staring each other down. 8 mission campaign.

What burns me is that this in all likelihood could be the cace

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Gaming / Re: New Agent Locke trailer
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:49:42 PM »
Halo of Duty 5: Guardian Warfare.
Yeah because in CoD soldiers fly through concrete and move at super human speeds in heavy suits of armor.

B-Buh 3fail3 gived Halo gunz and CoD hads guns so Halo is ruin

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Gaming / ITT: we come up with shitty Halo 5 theories
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:48:19 PM »
The story of Halo 5 begins imediately after Spartan Ops.
After the failed assasination of Dr Halsey, Palmer tells Admiral Serin Osman that it was Laskey who shot Cathrine. This causes Serin to imediately fall in love with Laskey and she begins desprately trying to  molest him,
However, Laskey rejects her and informs her that Chief is his only Waifu.

This makes Serin angry and to makes matters worse she finds out Chief has gone AFK to look for none other than Halsey so she can make him a new wank toy. It is at this time the forerunners begin attacking for some reason  In some recoverewd forerunner tech ONI-chan finds footage of Chief asking Forerunner Big Bird for directions. Serin uses this to her advantage, starting a smear campaign against John, this causes a particular nigger to blame cheif for his local KFC being blown up and so Serin gives him some Gamestop exclusive armore to go hunt the chief with.

This hunt takes Loke to a particular colony where he decides to stop for KFC. coincidentaly Chief is also hanging out at said KFC when the forerunners come and blow the place to kingdom come. Locke is now super pissed and challenges chief to 1v1 quickscopes on LockeOut. Locke gets BTFO.

Chief of course tells him to git gud and leaves him to die.

The next part consists of chief brooding and talking to robots and  shit.

Meanwhile Locke realises Halo R a pretty cool guy and lies to Osman that he killed Chief. Laskey then sends Locke, Buck and Thorne (The only spartan 4s that don't completely suck) to find Arby so they can tell Chief sorry because they still need help with the whole forerunner problem. Arby however is still dealing with the retarded conservatives on his planet so he asks Locke to help him kill them all before they go.

they find Chief and In the end they all go to collect War Assets for Halo 6's rainbow skittles ending

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The Flood / Re: Anime
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:04:19 PM »

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The Flood / Something wonderful has happened...
« on: April 20, 2015, 07:54:11 PM »
Now we just wait for PSU to befall the same fate




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The Flood / Re: Anime
« on: April 20, 2015, 07:43:03 PM »
Because Sword Art Online is shit

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Gaming / Re: New Agent Locke trailer
« on: April 20, 2015, 07:40:33 PM »
Halo of Duty 5: Guardian Warfare.

Fuck yourself, cockbag

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Gaming / Re: New Agent Locke trailer
« on: April 20, 2015, 07:17:56 PM »
Lemon and Tru are right, this is just a GAMESTOP trailer. Like really...

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Gaming / Re: New Agent Locke trailer
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:20:17 PM »
That was a bit over the top. Not completely, but a bit.

http://youtubedoubler.com/f86G

Right side video player. Mute it. Sit back, enjoy.

Now this. This is over the top.

No THIS is over the top

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DD9s18rUaubc&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D29fUIsRuEZI&start2=0&authorName=BiggieLockes

Ya but it's not "mah niggah's up in the hood" dudebro.

Now that.

That's just what I call edgy.



Wait a fucking second. Did that hat just teleport back in front of the fucking statue after it landed?

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The Flood / Re: Jessica the Feminazi [Trigger Warning]
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:11:53 PM »
yeah pretty much

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Gaming / Re: Ahhh fresh meat!
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:04:12 PM »
sorry, i'm not a big fan of shit
HOLY SHIT VERB IS BANNED!?!?!?

GOD has answered my prayers!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Soon...
« on: April 20, 2015, 04:01:06 PM »

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