see what happens when you let them breed?
You have no excuse not to hire a Kebab removal specialist.

especially when they do stuff like this
Halo Sheet music
Forgive me. I feel it again... the call from the shit website. Show me again the power of the memes, and I'll let nothing stand in our way. Show me, Fedorekd, and I will finish what you started.

So apparently way he did was slow the game down with mods, and then speed it back up in the editing process. to make it appear to run at 60FPS, however, it resulted in certain scene becoming more choppy for various reasons like movement speed. 

http://venturebeat.com/2016/01/15/minecraft-porn/

Minecraft is seeing a surge in popularity on the adult-video website Pornhub. In a blog post provided to GamesBeat, the triple-X site noted that searches for “Minecraft” have increased by 326 percent on Pornhub since January 2014. And the company is seeing more search traffic for the game. If you’re wondering what in the living hell “Minecraft porn” could possibly look like, well — you don’t have to imagine it. An animator that goes by the name FuturisticHub has created two videos that are obviously (obviously!) not suitable for work or just about anywhere else.

Pornhub dug a little deeper to see what else people were searching for in conjunction with Minecraft. Terms like “Minecraft porn,” “Minecraft sex,” and “Minecraft hard drilling” were all among the phrases that people were looking for most often.

The most popular searches don’t always indicate what type of videos exist, but rather the type of videos people want to see,” reads the Pornhub blog post. “In the case of Minecraft, the most popular searches include some expected terms like ‘minecraft hentai’ and ‘minecraft animation.’ Some more interesting searches include ‘minecraft true love’ and ‘minecraft hard drilling.’ Even searches for gameplay and tutorial based ‘lets play minecraft’ videos can be found.”

Oh, and these Minecraft porn connoisseurs have tastes that go beyond blocks and low-resolution textures. Pornhub says that people often search for other games, like Halo, Clash of Clans, and Call of Duty, on its site before settling on Minecraft.

And if you are picturing that these searches are primarily coming from young men, you are absolutely correct.

Um...fucking wow...
I cannot tell if this is the funniest shit ive ever read or sad and disturbing

discuss

He should kill himself

Nothing else good is coming out

Where's your Egyptian gods now, bitch?
Grade A power-creep bullshit right here

3 Level 10 Winged Beast-Type monsters
Unaffected by all other cards' effects. You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card; until the end of this turn, all monsters your opponent controls lose 1000 ATK, also your opponent cannot activate cards or effects. If this card has a "Raidraptor" monster as Xyz Material, it gains this effect.
● Once per turn, during each player's End Phase: You can make all monsters your opponent currently controls lose 1000 ATK. If your opponent controls no face-up monsters, inflict 1000 damage to your opponent instead.

Translation to non-nerd

Summon a level 1 monster that gives you a free rank 8 monster which with one of several easily accessible cards becomes this motherfucker. This can easily be done first turn, sparing you the trouble of any possible response or retaliation via traps.

Has enough attack power that literally +90% of decks even at the very top of the meta will never be able to run it over with attack power, and any alternate methods to getting it off the board will not work because he is unaffected my any card effects whatsoever.
On top of this, every turn at the end (both player's turns) which the card remains on the field, every monster the opposing player controls loses a significant portion of it's attack power, and in the unfortunate case that one has no monsters on the field, they instantly lose 1000 life points, an eight of their original total.

Do people at Konami even think about the shit they make before they peddle it out?

These guy's videos always fucking kill me

I mean what the literal hell is the point of it if you can barely see the cards the players are using much less get the plays they are making?

When it's a virtual card game like Hearthstone or YGOpro it makes more sense since it's designed to be far more visual, but live streaming a live card game where people are playing so fast it just looks like they're throwing barely visible cards around, and nobody is even commenting on the plays is so pointless in my opinion, especially since card games aren't exactly visual spectacles like sports or video games.

One of the cool parts about live streams is that it lets people curious about a game see what it's like, but in card fames you don't get that, in fact you get the exact oposite

In any FPS or fighting game you can come in, take a brief glance and immediately get a general idea of what's going on, nomater what weapons or character or whatever they may be using. The same applies to Strategy,  RTS games and MOBA's although to a bit lesser extent (at least in my experience) . You can tell when people are fighting or building, sometimes the character's attacks have outlines, and possibly health bars.

Meanwhile in a card game, you come in and see what? Small card art and if you're lucky and squint hard enough maybe the card's name. And in these tournaments nobody slows down to explain things (sadly this is usually because the metagames are so stale all the top players are using the same few decks anyway)
 This means unless you have prior knowledge of the exact cards and decks and their mechanics you will be completely lost. The game is going to be unrelatable and there wont be much engagement or interest outside of the most dedicated fans of the game. You're not going to pick up any newcomers like that, not even old players with a potential rekindled interest are going to be picked up, since card games these days always have these new borderline-game breaking mechanics that are going to look completely alien and intimidating to those players. I bet people are more likely to get turned off from a potential interest in a card game off of exposure by live-stream since it's so non-engaging.

Guardians were developed and deployed many millennia before the Flood appeared, and were just one of the tools that the Forerunners used to ensure their power and influence in the galaxy. Utilized throughout Forerunner history to audit any potentially belligerent sentients, Guardians could swiftly quash revolts or be deployed in advance as an imposing threat of force, but they were useless against the rise the parasite. Before activating Halo as a final defense, the Forerunners buried remaining Guardians on isolated shelter worlds, where they would remain dormant until called upon to serve the Mantle once again.

Literally what?
How in the hell were they useless against the Flood? You'd think being able to EMP the living fuck out of everything in a goddamn solar system would be the exact thing you'd want to use to keep the flood contained.
Am I missing something? can the Flood suddenly fly into deep space under their own power?

EDIT: oh that's right, logic plague....the flood needs a fucking nerf. 343 pls fix

OK then another question. what do you reckon the Guardians' exact connection with the domain is, since even the covenant and  sangheli seem to have been well aware of the connection.

This just got songrequested on twitch

DED