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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:29:31 AM »
One of the minor reasons I'm leaving is because I pulled a troll SOO bad, it almost got me banned from Destiny AND Bungie.net.
You're john cena?

No, though I wish I had made some Cena alts before I left. I can't make any MarryMeJane/piglets alts because Jane is still on B.net, and I actually know him and talk to him occasionally.

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:27:52 AM »
I love how all the people that called us toxic are deciding to join because they finally figured out b.net sucks.

but I'm not coming here.
Yet...here you are...

I'd like to fill this weekend with as many lulz as possible. If I'm going out, I'm going out with a bang.
I don't think you're going to get that here. You're welcome to try but this place isn't full of 12 year olds that'll over hype your lame trolling.

Lame? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you think its lame, you haven't seen the REALLY good stuff. I've pulled some of the most elaborate stuff to ever occur on the internet. Even my crap trolls are hilarious; considering half of B.net still thinks I'm female. The good stuff can't be revealed yet due to the shitstorms it would cause.

Just you wait.
>Spends all his time trolling
>Fat
>Sits home all day
>Proud of himself

>Not really
>I'm 160lbs, nice try
>No, I usually sit at work all day
>YEP

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The Flood / Re: Starbucks wants a tip now?
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:25:10 AM »
Tim Horton's is better.
git gud Americlap.




Relevant.

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The Flood / Re: Starbucks wants a tip now?
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:23:36 AM »
I suppose next I need to tip the cashier at Walmart?

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The Flood / Re: Of these two, and only these two, which is worse?
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:21:51 AM »
Dubstep is great. There are quite a few shitty mixes or "songs" but it's still better than listening to some guy growl and screech into a microphone and bleed from his nose. >,>

This.

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:20:47 AM »
I love how all the people that called us toxic are deciding to join because they finally figured out b.net sucks.

but I'm not coming here.
Yet...here you are...

I'd like to fill this weekend with as many lulz as possible. If I'm going out, I'm going out with a bang.
I don't think you're going to get that here. You're welcome to try but this place isn't full of 12 year olds that'll over hype your lame trolling.

Lame? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you think its lame, you haven't seen the REALLY good stuff. I've pulled some of the most elaborate stuff to ever occur on the internet. Even my crap trolls are hilarious; considering half of B.net still thinks I'm female. The good stuff can't be revealed yet due to the shitstorms it would cause.

Just you wait.
Get over yourself. Trolling the internet isn't something to be proud of.
its the internet, the whole place is one big trollfest.
No, it really isn't.

We're talking about the place where 4chan and Reddit exist, right? The place where saying "Battletoads" caused people to laugh? The place where a forum tricked another forum into laying waste to Tumblr?

Its troll or be trolled, and I prefer to do the former.
The fact that you think that's all the internet is says a lot more about you than anything else.

It may not be the only thing, but its the most prominent.
No, it really isn't. But I doubt you'll ever think otherwise, so there's no point in even talking about it. Go play on your little playground.



I plan to.

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:17:59 AM »


I love how all the people that called us toxic are deciding to join because they finally figured out b.net sucks.

but I'm not coming here.
Yet...here you are...

I'd like to fill this weekend with as many lulz as possible. If I'm going out, I'm going out with a bang.
I don't think you're going to get that here. You're welcome to try but this place isn't full of 12 year olds that'll over hype your lame trolling.

Lame? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you think its lame, you haven't seen the REALLY good stuff. I've pulled some of the most elaborate stuff to ever occur on the internet. Even my crap trolls are hilarious; considering half of B.net still thinks I'm female. The good stuff can't be revealed yet due to the shitstorms it would cause.

Just you wait.
they think you're a female? Lol you're probs that Raw Sugar "chick" aren't you? Nice ass Ktan.


Nope; got bored at a hospital waiting room so I made a thread on the Flood that told everybody I was a drunk female. I'm still shocked at how effective that troll was; it wasn't really one of my quality trolls.
cat fishing is easy

Clearly you've never gone cat fishing; bastards are strong.

I know what you meant, but I felt the need to make that joke.


That's what I'm saying; it was easy and incredibly obvious, but they STILL bought it. Its almost a waste to use my good trolls on there.

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:16:22 AM »
I love how all the people that called us toxic are deciding to join because they finally figured out b.net sucks.

but I'm not coming here.
Yet...here you are...

I'd like to fill this weekend with as many lulz as possible. If I'm going out, I'm going out with a bang.
I don't think you're going to get that here. You're welcome to try but this place isn't full of 12 year olds that'll over hype your lame trolling.

Lame? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you think its lame, you haven't seen the REALLY good stuff. I've pulled some of the most elaborate stuff to ever occur on the internet. Even my crap trolls are hilarious; considering half of B.net still thinks I'm female. The good stuff can't be revealed yet due to the shitstorms it would cause.

Just you wait.
Get over yourself. Trolling the internet isn't something to be proud of.
its the internet, the whole place is one big trollfest.
No, it really isn't.

We're talking about the place where 4chan and Reddit exist, right? The place where saying "Battletoads" caused people to laugh? The place where a forum tricked another forum into laying waste to Tumblr?

Its troll or be trolled, and I prefer to do the former.
The fact that you think that's all the internet is says a lot more about you than anything else.

It may not be the only thing, but its the most prominent.

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:11:58 AM »
I love how all the people that called us toxic are deciding to join because they finally figured out b.net sucks.

but I'm not coming here.
Yet...here you are...

I'd like to fill this weekend with as many lulz as possible. If I'm going out, I'm going out with a bang.
I don't think you're going to get that here. You're welcome to try but this place isn't full of 12 year olds that'll over hype your lame trolling.

Lame? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you think its lame, you haven't seen the REALLY good stuff. I've pulled some of the most elaborate stuff to ever occur on the internet. Even my crap trolls are hilarious; considering half of B.net still thinks I'm female. The good stuff can't be revealed yet due to the shitstorms it would cause.

Just you wait.
Get over yourself. Trolling the internet isn't something to be proud of.
its the internet, the whole place is one big trollfest.
No, it really isn't.

We're talking about the place where 4chan and Reddit exist, right? The place where saying "Battletoads" caused people to laugh? The place where a forum tricked another forum into laying waste to Tumblr?

Its troll or be trolled, and I prefer to do the former.

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:08:33 AM »
I love how all the people that called us toxic are deciding to join because they finally figured out b.net sucks.

but I'm not coming here.
Yet...here you are...

I'd like to fill this weekend with as many lulz as possible. If I'm going out, I'm going out with a bang.
I don't think you're going to get that here. You're welcome to try but this place isn't full of 12 year olds that'll over hype your lame trolling.

Lame? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you think its lame, you haven't seen the REALLY good stuff. I've pulled some of the most elaborate stuff to ever occur on the internet. Even my crap trolls are hilarious; considering half of B.net still thinks I'm female. The good stuff can't be revealed yet due to the shitstorms it would cause.

Just you wait.
Get over yourself. Trolling the internet isn't something to be proud of.

Maybe not to you. I'll do as I damn please when it comes to getting my sick kicks; its the internet, the whole place is one big trollfest.

When you all left, me and Jane were the only trolls left on the site. I had to step up my game to compete with him. One of the minor reasons I'm leaving is because I pulled a troll SOO bad, it almost got me banned from Destiny AND Bungie.net.

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:06:42 AM »

I love how all the people that called us toxic are deciding to join because they finally figured out b.net sucks.

but I'm not coming here.
Yet...here you are...

I'd like to fill this weekend with as many lulz as possible. If I'm going out, I'm going out with a bang.
I don't think you're going to get that here. You're welcome to try but this place isn't full of 12 year olds that'll over hype your lame trolling.

Lame? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you think its lame, you haven't seen the REALLY good stuff. I've pulled some of the most elaborate stuff to ever occur on the internet. Even my crap trolls are hilarious; considering half of B.net still thinks I'm female. The good stuff can't be revealed yet due to the shitstorms it would cause.

Just you wait.
they think you're a female? Lol you're probs that Raw Sugar "chick" aren't you? Nice ass Ktan.


Nope; got bored at a hospital waiting room so I made a thread on the Flood that told everybody I was a drunk female. I'm still shocked at how effective that troll was; it wasn't really one of my quality trolls.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:02:31 AM »
I've seen FAR too many...

*Shudders

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The Flood / Re: Of these two, and only these two, which is worse?
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:59:20 AM »
But...

I like dubstep.

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:58:31 AM »
I love how all the people that called us toxic are deciding to join because they finally figured out b.net sucks.

but I'm not coming here.
Yet...here you are...

I'd like to fill this weekend with as many lulz as possible. If I'm going out, I'm going out with a bang.
I don't think you're going to get that here. You're welcome to try but this place isn't full of 12 year olds that'll over hype your lame trolling.

Lame? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you think its lame, you haven't seen the REALLY good stuff. I've pulled some of the most elaborate stuff to ever occur on the internet. Even my crap trolls are hilarious; considering half of B.net still thinks I'm female. The good stuff can't be revealed yet due to the shitstorms it would cause.

Just you wait.

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The Flood / Re: True Flood is in the worst crisis in its history. Help,
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:22:38 AM »
I thought Warmaster was the worst crisis since Rose?

Though this guy's predictions are pretty creepy.

What was Warmaster up to?

Spammed pictures of dismembered infants, impersonated Bio and sent out a couple of virus ridden links, planned to frame users for posting CP and get the site shut down, etc.

Overall the biggest douchebag since Rose.

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The Flood / Floodians you would ravage in bed?
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:18:59 AM »
Title says it all. Can be B.net users and/or Sep7agon users; I really don't care.

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:13:56 AM »
I love how all the people that called us toxic are deciding to join because they finally figured out b.net sucks.

but I'm not coming here.
Yet...here you are...

I'd like to fill this weekend with as many lulz as possible. If I'm going out, I'm going out with a bang.

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The Flood / Re: A Short Story
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:12:13 AM »
Banned

You sound upset.

Maybe it brought up some secret feelings?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:07:37 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:07:08 AM »
I love how all the people that called us toxic are deciding to join because they finally figured out b.net sucks.

I'm leaving B.net, but I'm not coming here. Plus B.net is better than this place too; hate the layout here. Its like a crap version of B.old.

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:06:03 AM »
Look who decided to join...
I thought you said you were too good for this place?

Oh, I am. I just want to have some shenanigans here before I depart.

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:11:57 PM »
What is that thing

He who demands your conversion and worship; he who shall suck the unbelievers into his infinite ass.
YouTube


There is only one god

I LOL'd, and I LOL'd hard.

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The Flood / Re: So, I've started a shit storm (story time)
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:09:22 PM »
She's kind of a cheating skank; so yeah you did the right thing.

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:01:57 PM »
Why are you even here?

Because shits and giggles.

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:59:53 PM »
*Sigh*

I need to cram YEARS of Dantaktee into four days.

This is just the beginning.

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:58:53 PM »
What is that thing

He who demands your conversion and worship; he who shall suck the unbelievers into his infinite ass.

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The Flood / Re: A Short Story
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:56:26 PM »
Also, wrong. Not 17.

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The Flood / Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:54:56 PM »


QUAKE MORTAL FOOLS, FOR THE OVERLORD OF THE FLOOD AND THE ONLY TRUE DEITY OF OUR PANTHEON HAS ARRIVED! RENOUNCE YOUR HEATHEN GODS AND BOW DOWN TO YOUR TRUE MASTER

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The Flood / Re: A Short Story
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:51:04 PM »
I fapped

I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.

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The Flood / Re: A Short Story
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:49:21 PM »
Every time I read this, it gets creepier.

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