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Messages - K'tan Dantaktee

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The Flood / Re: A Short Story
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:53:25 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Eat out the user behind you
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:44:35 PM »
Freaking double posting.

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The Flood / Re: Eat out the user behind you
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:44:12 PM »
Aren't there only like 3 females on here?

Dis gun be good.

*Eats popcorn

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:40:18 PM »
I want to fill Noel until she bloats.



This should do the trick.

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I'LL GO GET THE NOODLE

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The Flood / Cryogenically freeze the user to your right
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:36:36 PM »
Title says it all.

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The Flood / Re: Break up with the user below you
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:33:33 PM »
SCREW YOU SLASH ITS PROBABLY BETTER THAN YOURS

Sorry friend, but it's just not working out.

Also, your sister is hotter so... yeah.

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The Flood / Re: Kill the user above you
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:32:39 PM »
*Throws tomahawk, stabs with katana, then leaps back and unloads GTAR-21

I have dozens of weapons and extensive knowledge on how to use them, along with some hand-to-hand combat training. My father was a Marine and I have several former service members from all branches of the military as friends; discussions on the best ways to kill and maim are quite commonplace.

Come at me bro.

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:27:38 PM »
>Implying anybody here has had sex

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The Flood / Re: That didn't go as planned
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:23:08 PM »
The Friend's List chat is better. Plus, if I go into this place's chat Noelle and I will start to argue and one/both of us will get banned when it develops into a thermonuclear flame war.

Just like it did in The Flood music chat. Every time.

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The Flood / If a woman sucks your dick
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:17:10 PM »
Its not gay, right?

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The Flood / Re: Rename the person above you
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:10:34 PM »
This thread.

It has potential.



OT: Lord Furrykins.

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The Flood / Re: Floodians you would ravage in bed?
« on: September 26, 2014, 04:29:25 PM »
LOL KTAN YOU'RE SO CREATIVE WITH YOUR TITLE CHANGE! NOBODY HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE

*eyeroll*

even so, my post remains untarnished.

>Implying I was making any attempt to be original

Its called cheap humor for a reason.

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The Flood / Re: Floodians you would ravage in bed?
« on: September 26, 2014, 04:07:18 PM »
But but... mah purity!

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:51:19 PM »

you've been to a public change room or you're gay. Only one of those is acceptable.

I've done/been both.
You're still gay.

>Implying that once gay always gay

I am very happily and zealously straight now.

Yes once gay always gay. You're born gay, end off.

That opens up both a theological AND biological discussion. I know dozens of people, both IRL and on here, who were gay and now are not. Homosexuality is a lifestyle and a choice; not a very good one at that. I have yet to meet a single person who does not regret that choice, and doesn't acknowledge it as a dark time in their life. Usually the root of it in men is father issues.
Then I guess you don't know very many people outside of a right-wing baptist church.
if he says he's straight, he's straight, hun. :/ if he says he's gay, he's gay. Let him come to terms with what he really is and don't waste too much time on him. He could have thought he was gay due to a hormonal imbalance or some shit. It happens. :/

It was more so the fact that I wanted to have sex with other men.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:50:39 PM »
you've been to a public change room or you're gay. Only one of those is acceptable.

I've done/been both.
You're still gay.

>Implying that once gay always gay

I am very happily and zealously straight now.

Yes once gay always gay. You're born gay, end off.

That opens up both a theological AND biological discussion. I know dozens of people, both IRL and on here, who were gay and now are not. Homosexuality is a lifestyle and a choice; not a very good one at that. I have yet to meet a single person who does not regret that choice, and doesn't acknowledge it as a dark time in their life. Usually the root of it in men is father issues.
Then I guess you don't know very many people outside of a right-wing baptist church.

Actually, I do. But its hard to turn away from something wrong when you don't even know its wrong.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:10:39 PM »
Pretty much every gay/formerly gay man I know had a detached father or didn't even know their father at all.
But I know some who are close to their fathers.

Hopefully not too close, that would be super gay.

I said "pretty much," not all.

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The Flood / Re: y so srs guys
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:04:55 PM »
That's why I came here. I heard people had tree limbs protruding into their anuses, so I have come to remove them.

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Why have so many shitposters started joining lately? ffs..
We shitposters have come to pillage your villages and enslave your women and children.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:02:26 PM »
Usually the root of it in men is father issues.
This makes sense....

When they don't get the love and attention they crave from their fathers, they seek it in other men. Such pursuits can become desperate and oftentimes sexual. Pretty much every gay/formerly gay man I know had a detached father or didn't even know their father at all.

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Relevant.

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The Flood / Re: Do you think you know hipster?
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:56:07 AM »
My town is full of hipsters and gun-toting southerners. I believe I know hipsters when I see one.

Its because of that that I knew about people like Lindsey Stirling and Lana Del Ray LONG before they were popular.

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The Flood / Re: Least favorite Floodians?
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:53:32 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:51:19 AM »
you've been to a public change room or you're gay. Only one of those is acceptable.

I've done/been both.
You're still gay.

>Implying that once gay always gay

I am very happily and zealously straight now.

Yes once gay always gay. You're born gay, end off.

That opens up both a theological AND biological discussion. I know dozens of people, both IRL and on here, who were gay and now are not. Homosexuality is a lifestyle and a choice; not a very good one at that. I have yet to meet a single person who does not regret that choice, and doesn't acknowledge it as a dark time in their life. Usually the root of it in men is father issues.

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The Flood / Re: Starbucks wants a tip now?
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:47:48 AM »
Tim Horton's is better.
git gud Americlap.


Spoiler

Relevant.
I think you should rethink your view on that Americlap.


Spoiler

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of all the Murican patriotism and badassery.
Wow... I am so impressed by your picture of a president riding on a dinosaur. /sarcasm




Could you speak up? I still can't hear you.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:39:04 AM »
you've been to a public change room or you're gay. Only one of those is acceptable.

I've done/been both.
You're still gay.

>Implying that once gay always gay

I am very happily and zealously straight now.

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The Flood / Re: Starbucks wants a tip now?
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:36:28 AM »
Tim Horton's is better.
git gud Americlap.


Spoiler

Relevant.
I think you should rethink your view on that Americlap.




I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of all the Murican patriotism and badassery.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:32:42 AM »
you've been to a public change room or you're gay. Only one of those is acceptable.

I've done/been both.

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The Flood / Re: Why isn't shit spamming a bannable offense?
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:30:44 AM »
What's wrong with that? The old Flood was even worse when it came to stuff like that.

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