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Messages - K'tan Dantaktee

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The Flood / Re: If you only like your Bacon cripsy...
« on: January 16, 2015, 10:00:13 AM »
Thick cut, chewy, dripping with grease and juice.

This is the ONLY way to cook bacon.

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The Flood / Re: lol fuck Bnet moderation
« on: January 16, 2015, 09:57:21 AM »
You probably pissed off Daz or one of the Desticle mods.

I would like to point out not all the mods are uptight douches who just ban anything questionable. Hell, Recon actually ADDS to the questionable discussions. True is still pretty cool too, at least that is what I get from him whenever he talks in The Wayward chat.

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The Flood / Re: Just give in
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:02:18 AM »
I would have zero issues being a foot slave, FYI.

Its kinda hot.

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Wait, somebody posted CP?

Why do I always miss the dramatic shit?

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The Flood / Re: Are automatic weapons all that dangerous?
« on: January 15, 2015, 11:28:51 PM »
They have the capacity to kill more people in less time than a semi-automatic.

They have the capacity to injure more people. Killshots require either luck or accuracy; spraying bullets does not require accuracy.

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The Flood / Re: What do you think is the meaning of life?
« on: January 15, 2015, 11:26:23 PM »
Well, you see; there's this guy named Jesus...

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The Flood / Re: What's this? A higher rank than Mythic?
« on: January 15, 2015, 04:41:21 PM »
Even I knew that.

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The most emotional moments in games are the ones that have dank ass dubs in the background.

This song combines emotion, finality, and a sense of awesomeness perfectly.

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The Flood / Re: Never forget
« on: January 15, 2015, 01:37:30 PM »
If you weren't a Halo 3tard you're bad and you should feel bad

I was both a Threetard and a Reachtard.

Double Kill!

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The Flood / Re: Never forget
« on: January 15, 2015, 01:33:35 PM »
I remember those topics and that BWU...

*Cries and nostalgias uncontrollably

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The Flood / Re: I made a B.net account in 2002
« on: January 15, 2015, 01:23:56 PM »
Im actually Achronos.

>Implying we're not all Achronos, as we're all just his alts

Freaking newfoman.
I thought we were all Cheats alt.

Cheat is just Achronos's alt, so by extension we're all Achronos's alts.

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The Flood / Re: ...I've been thinking
« on: January 15, 2015, 01:22:11 PM »
>Implying feline mental patterns are the same as human mental patterns

They think completely different than us. They don't really care if they're cats or not.

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The Flood / Re: What ever happened to The Floodian Timeline?
« on: January 15, 2015, 01:00:02 PM »
That needs updating. There's nothing after 2012, and Cortana 5 is no longer "monarch" of the Flood. I still have no clue as to whether she just stepped down or gave into my rampant idiocy and gave it to me; she wasn't too clear on that.
You can't be queen, brah, and the Flood will have no kings.

I got bored one day, declared myself emperor of the Flood, all hell broke lose between my supporters and those who... well, disagreed with me, and then she messaged me about it. We then talked about working at Bungie and job opportunities there for about an hour or two.

All in all, I may or may not be the Emperor of the Flood. Porch Day 2014 already provided me with an unofficial "ruler" status when I solo'd #Destiny.

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The Flood / Re: What ever happened to The Floodian Timeline?
« on: January 15, 2015, 12:55:06 PM »
That needs updating. There's nothing after 2012, and Cortana 5 is no longer "monarch" of the Flood. I still have no clue as to whether she just stepped down or gave into my rampant idiocy and gave it to me; she wasn't too clear on that.

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Gaming / Re: Admirals I thought you were supposed to be fixing this
« on: January 15, 2015, 12:48:35 PM »
As a fan of pre-5 Halo lore, this shit is insulting.

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Gaming / Re: Minecraft Server, for the flood to build shit in.
« on: January 15, 2015, 12:45:09 PM »
I feel like it'd be fun to build a massive nuke array underground, then just blow up the entire world (or at least the inhabited parts of the world.)

Not that I would, I'm just surprised nobody has resorted to such asshattery yet.

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Gaming / Re: So I went into the crucible today...
« on: January 15, 2015, 12:42:40 PM »
Crucible has amazing gameplay, but it's just so dull. Deathmatch this, Deathmatch that. No objective gametypes? The only fun gametypes are Iron Banner, Control on some maps, and Rumble. And even then; those get boring fast.

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YouTube


Search your heart, you know it to be true. I can just imagine them facing each other, destruction and war surrounding the peak they stand upon, and then finally engaging in one last duel.

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The Flood / Re: What ever happened to The Floodian Timeline?
« on: January 15, 2015, 12:33:01 PM »
Daz probably nuked that too.

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The Flood / Re: You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a Britbong
« on: January 15, 2015, 12:31:42 PM »
Well just ate some fries and going for a quick game of hockey after.

NOPE.

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The Flood / Re: has anyone else noticed the recent influx of new users?
« on: January 15, 2015, 12:27:34 PM »
Cause I did that b.net recruiting broooo

I did that as well, along with telling people from The Wayward to get their asses in here.

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The Flood / Re: has anyone else noticed the recent influx of new users?
« on: January 15, 2015, 11:06:48 AM »
You're welcome.

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The Flood / Re: I made a B.net account in 2002
« on: January 15, 2015, 11:04:47 AM »
Im actually Achronos.

>Implying we're not all Achronos, as we're all just his alts

Freaking newfoman.

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The Flood / Re: I made a B.net account in 2002
« on: January 15, 2015, 11:04:16 AM »
I don't get newfomans who say they lurked for 3-8+ years just so they can sound cool. I lurked for 2008-2010, and fully acknowledge that I can't prove it; so it virtually never happened.

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The Flood / Re: New Rank Brainstorm
« on: January 15, 2015, 11:01:35 AM »
It should go like this

Standard Member

Uncommon Member

Rare Member

Legendary Member

Exotic Member

Haters gonna hate.

Spoiler
But seriously, what if you added Fabled, Honorable, and the other B.old prefixes as titles higher than the ones you currently have? Adding Unfrigginbelieveable as the highest possible post-count prefix might be a good idea too.

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The Flood / Re: Still not Legendary
« on: January 15, 2015, 10:56:17 AM »
On B.net, I got Mythic after 2 years.

Not completely relevant, but I just wanted to bring something to the table.

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The Flood / Re: Best around, or Best in town?
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:37:25 AM »


Maybe you should ask your bodyguard.

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The Flood / Re: You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an americunt
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:34:08 AM »
Spoiler







This thread has been liberated by freedom.

You're welcome.
Easy on the spam.

Hence why I did five posts as opposed to the multiple pages I originally planned to do.

 ;D

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