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« on: April 06, 2021, 08:59:38 AM »
Like all movies similar to this one; you don't want to have one 100% without a doubt beat the other because then you'd alienate half your audience (and also half your potential merchandise sales). But I imagine the woke journalists are upset because in the ending: Spoiler Kang Wuz retreats down to the Hollow Earth (center of the Earth) just so that he can live on GODzilla's planet. The one round where he actually gets a point against GODzilla, King Jobber ruins it and gets so thoroughly ass ravaged by GODzilla that they need to revive him with electricity. Did Godzilla call Kong the n word in this movie or something
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« on: April 05, 2021, 11:52:12 PM »
Reviews don't look so good
Same issues that they had with KoTM, people who never had an active interest in the idea of big monsters fighting each other confused on what they want out of this movie. This movie is exactly what its fans want: a big lizard and a big monkey beating the shit out of each other. If people want boring character drama in a giant monster movie they have the 2014 Godzilla which got so much (justified) shit for barely showing its titular character.
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« on: April 05, 2021, 11:30:42 PM »
It was kino
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« on: March 28, 2021, 09:49:18 AM »
Khara uploaded two new trailers for the movie, but they contain MASSIVE spoilers so be advised:
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« on: March 18, 2021, 02:40:19 PM »
I’m mostly in it for the memes and the potential to piss off people at the idea of me making money off a joke currency. if you’re in it for the memes, go for it.
if you’re hoping it will take you to the moon, there’s probably better lottery tickets you can buy.
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« on: March 18, 2021, 01:25:58 PM »
Give me one justifiable reason other than: It’s a waste of money. no
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« on: March 18, 2021, 11:09:15 AM »
So I’m working 63 hours next week; should I dump $850 into DOGE for a full 1k in a meme coin?
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« on: March 18, 2021, 11:07:54 AM »
Just got my Biden Bux
Wtf, I love our new President now
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« on: March 17, 2021, 11:05:05 AM »
Verb I know the lack of a camrip is making us all get a little unhinged but you have to hang in there! The newly wanted Pioneer Port Campbell soup room, doctors are also more future group, the Pioneer Port character and fashion are focused on Eva Haru. I'll use Aster Formal, so if the ketchup goes out, the z sauce instead of g market drink pressure per week and wanted channel Banggye-ri 5g squishy Liberation Lyon here and there night 4 Simon's.
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« on: March 16, 2021, 11:23:47 AM »
OST is out, and surprise! Music in Eva is still an absolute BOP:
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« on: March 13, 2021, 12:17:38 PM »
Evageeks is spreading a rumor pretty hard that Amazon Prime quietly bought the rights to all four films and will stream all four in four to five weeks when Shin Eva will get some actual competition in the box office. However their source is only slightly above the level of "My dad works at Nintendo". Regardless, we should get the DVD/BD release sometime before August. in this instance, quality is pretty important to me, so i'm comfortable waiting for a high quailty rip with subs... however long that will take
i would be delighted to pay $10-20 for a BD or an official stream, but not if that's gonna take a year or more
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« on: March 13, 2021, 11:30:00 AM »
Spoiler WINNERS
1. Marifags. Undisputed eternal winner. Mari and Shinji are physically in their 20s but Mari is still older than him by 20+ years, she's around the age group of Yui/Gendo and was the first with the age curse plot device. GROOMED her best friend's son into a bonafide man and won him naturally.
2. Fuyuchads: Got away with crimes against humanity, aided or was complicit in Mari grooming their best friend's only son to marry her. Got to see Fuyu piloting cool spaceships, keeps getting TANG'D. Complex motives.
3. Shredbros: Forever shredding in Heaven
4. Kajichads: Died heroically and canonically inseminated Misato
5. Shinjifags: UNJUST himself, reconciled with his family, rewarded with mommyGF boobas Mari. Handsome man, he made it, he's free from EVA loop hell.
6. Reifags: Vindicated, alive. Not in LOOP hell, grown up in all the right places. Lowkey big winner. Hopefully still farming.
7. Kaworufags: BTFOd EVAgeeks once again. Time loops confirmed, Kaworu revealed as Wille's Chad Commander in the shadows. Likely aided Mari in her grooming of Shinji behind the scenes as well. Responsible for fujoshis mass showers and homos mass internet shrieking. Freed from unpaid janitor looping duties.
8. /k/ommandosuke: Elevated to dangerous levels of basedness. Lives with an Asuka clone.
9: Hikarifags and TojiGymWarriors: Cute and canon forever
10. Jet Alone bros: Saviors of humanity. Vindicated.
11. Gendofags: Reunited with Yui, made peace with Shinji. Got away with everything.
12. PenPen bros: He's alive. Good for him desu
13. MisatoHAGchads: Fixed her estranged relationship with Shinji. Goes out in a blaze of glory.
14. Yuifags: Protected her bloodline, original GROOMER.
MYSTERY NIGGAS
15. RitsukoHAGsquad: A mystery
LOSERS:
16. Asukeks: Ejected by force back into the EVA loop world. Reverted back to a teenager. Still in denial about it, lives in a shack in the middle of nowhere.
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« on: March 13, 2021, 11:16:52 AM »
Where was their outrage when the Q camrip released? Or the Ha camrip? I don't know if there was ever one for Jo because I was in seventh grade back then and didn't even know what Eva was at the time. But this is pure narcissism and I'm disappointed by it; they're still making millions at the box office and breaking records for their series, the camrip does nothing.
I'll but the 3.0+1.0 Blu-ray when it drops, but I'm also going to seed the the 1080p rip now out of pure spite.
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« on: March 12, 2021, 10:47:02 PM »
Verb how are you going to watch/review 3.0+1.0? Camrip? Torrent of BD release subbed? Dare I say...Dubbed?
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« on: March 09, 2021, 09:08:53 PM »
Someone got an entire decent camrip of the movie and auctioned it on some online Asian pirating shop for $300 in bitcoin.
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« on: March 08, 2021, 02:42:48 PM »
This one has to be fake I swear.
Spoiler Supposedly, Shinji creates a new
universe without Angels or Evas during Final Impact and he and Mari go to the new universe and everyone else goes back to the old one. If this is actually what happened then boy LMAO at the "eScApIsM bAd" defense of 3.33. Ya boy litteraly says "Reality van be whatever I want" and makes his own happy world where he's hooked up with a litteraly big titty milf in an non aging teenage body. Man no wonder they didn't want anyone writing Doujinshi, they were too busy producing their own. From my understanding: Spoiler Shinji decides to create a new world without the existence of Evangelions, angels, and ancients. Mari deicdes of her own volition to join him in this world while everyone else chooses to stay and try to rebuild. He does inevitably grow older and Shinji's VA changes (to the guy who voiced the male lead in Your Name) and looks taller as an older Mari pulls him away from seeing Kaworu & Rei together from a distance. But yeah it does seem like a 180 from the message of 3.0 that escapism is bad and accepting your mistakes; I guess Anno wanted his message of moving on from Eva for good to be priority over any other thematic messages.
It makes me kind of want the missing D-Part of 3.0 to be released in full as a sort of bonus feature to the inevitable NTE collection boxset that will come out eventually. That way fans get both endings to the end of Q. One where Shinji has the power to leave behind a doomed world full of despair and heartbreak and another ending where Shinji learns to find hope and happiness in a dead world of his own creation.
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« on: March 08, 2021, 02:01:15 PM »
I'm not going to post everything I see because there's a lot of obvious fake spoilers roaming the typical places from people desperate for the head canon to be considered official. I know one such spoiler has Shinji confessing his love to EoE Soryu Asuka and despite 4chan eating that up, everywhere else is snuffing the idea completely so obvious bullshit.
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« on: March 08, 2021, 10:41:04 AM »
Spoiler I feel like a father who just found his daughter after she's been missing for twelve years.
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« on: March 08, 2021, 09:27:21 AM »
The ending theme, "One Last Kiss" is an absolute BOP.
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« on: March 08, 2021, 08:08:05 AM »
Confirmed story spoilers: Spoiler -Mari x Shinji can be interpreted that way -Asuka x Kensuke is a thing -Gendo pilots 13 and there is a Gendo vs Shinji fight -Misato blows herself up while everyone escapes in pods -Misato's and Kaji's child is a thing -The climax is what they call "additional impact" -Rei indeed dies -Rei has very good development in the first half, then the movie becomes poorly paced and things happen very fast a la Rise of Skywalker -Music is good and has a good amount of English tracks -His overall feelings after the film are confused and unsatisfied Edit: more -it is a happy ending -most shots from the trailers make it into the film -the time skip from 3.0 is not explained at all  -Mari isn't from the future, she was a college classmate of Gendo and Shinji's Mom -nothing after the end credits (I guess no more fan service) -there are live action shots in the film -Asuka is the only successful clone of the Shikanami series -the 3.0 + 1.0 part is just a gimmick for the title, no story significance
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« on: March 07, 2021, 08:32:19 PM »
PICTURES OF THE 80 PAGE BOOKLET: SHOWS MAJOR SPOILERS
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« on: March 07, 2021, 06:44:53 PM »
Keep in mind this isn't all the images, there's still quite a few shots in the sequence:
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« on: March 07, 2021, 06:38:34 PM »
I have the video downloaded, I'll post images from AVANT 2 since Khara is copyright-strike killing videos left and right right now. aw, i didn't know it was gonna be a missable stream
guess i'll just twiddle my thumbs
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« on: March 07, 2021, 06:10:28 PM »
Spoiler M-Mari-chads....I....I....
....I KNEEL!
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« on: March 07, 2021, 04:16:42 PM »
You don't like Space Battleship Misato? Wunder crashes directly into Mari's face so hard it retcons them both out of Eva or the Rebuilds wern't worth it.
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« on: March 07, 2021, 03:13:12 PM »
Finally be at peace. Ian what are you doing to do once this is over
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« on: March 07, 2021, 10:20:31 AM »
Japanese Valentines Day 2. That's pi day. tf is white day?
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« on: March 07, 2021, 09:40:41 AM »
The AVANT2 Preview:
EDIT: Fuck Khara
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« on: March 07, 2021, 09:27:35 AM »
So Khara streamed the first 12 minutes and ten seconds of 3.0+1.0 on their official YouTube channel. It was the AVANT1 Paris preview and AVANT2 after all. AVANT2 is basically just an openings credits crawl with the three pilots wandering through the Tokyo-3 wasteland, pretty much all the scenes of the pilots wandering in the trailers are in AVANT2. FURTHERMORE: The animated short "Until You Come To Me" that released all the way back in 2014 had scenes in it that are directly IN AVANT2. AVANT2 truly is the missing D-Part, or more accurately, a one minute montage of Shinji's wandering in the D-Part. Here's "Until You Come To Me" for anyone interested: So even if you missed Khara's stream, just watch the first few minutes of this video and congratulations, you've pretty much seen AVANT2/the mssing D-Part.
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