>Audience giggles, titters, whispers
"Now...."
>Light laughter breaks out in eager anticipation
"White people."
>Hearty guffawing
"I mean really."
>Audience members start crying from laughing so hard
"It's not 1600 anymore. We don't need to navigate the Horn of Africa to find India anymore."
>Audience members shit themselves from unrestrained laughter
"Let's face it, white people are like what you'd get if you take a Flock of Seagulls concert and add Nyquil."
>Tears of laughter deluge the audience, causing severe dehydration
"I mean, really. Why do we need white people? To copy out the Bible onto parchment paper in a monastery?"
>Laughter so fierce that glass in the studio shatters, raining down and killing the elderly
"I MEAN REALLY!"
>Foundation of building shakes with the resonance of hilarity, triggering an earthquake
"IT'S 2016 PEOPLE!"
>Laughter can be picked up on AM radio, distorting satellite signals and causing oil tankers to crash into coastlines
>Hyenas in zoos across the nation driven mad by what they perceive to be the calls of their species and devour one another
>Obama issues executive order to level Redwood forests, creating enough sawdust to cover billions of gallons of vomit unleashed by the laughter
>The exaggerated eccentricity of Earth's orbit slingshots the moon out of orbit
>The French surrender
>HBO green-lights another 19 seasons
>John Oliver returns home after a hard day's work to enjoy the sleep of the jest

white Latina mixed goddess

[Insert vomit-chan image here]

I would totally deal with the paparazzi if it means I could date Zooey Deschanel.

For 2010-2020?

FFXV isn't out, so it can't receive that title yet.

I'll get on, give me a moment.

Secondhand Smoking is a myth perpetuated by the filthy Fed.

I vape in parks and blow the smoke in everyone's face

Can't you just make someone else describe me?

Go make him notice you

Meta never described me.

Yes thank you.

Patch 3.4 trailer is out now! Unfortunately the video refuses to buffer in 1080p but I refuse to watch it in shitty 480p format, I know my internet can handle it, Youtube is just fucking gay.



RETURN TO ALA MHIGOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Supposedly the dialogue between Alisae and Alphinaud in the MSQ changes depending on whether or not you cleared Coil, I wonder what the non-cleared cut-scenes will be like. I know for 2.5 Estinien's dialogue towards you changes if you have a DRG leveled to 50 but you can't go back and rewatch the DRG variant in the Inn Room, even if you're playing as a DRG....

Gaara444: Sexually confused and socially awkward, plays lots of Minecraft or something and enjoys cosplaying as female anime characters.

I said not you.

I think I can describe you the best

I'm sure you can.

I played a single game of BTB CTF on Viking before I quit in the middle of the game because:

A: ANOTHER fucking Valhalla remake, God what a shitty fucking map.
B: Banshee is a flying whale of death with shields now, fuck that.
C: Garbage teammates.

Competitive arena is the best in the series imo. Pity there's no Local support so LAN tournaments are a pain in the ass to set up. You'll be pretty happy with Halo 5 if you use it only for Competitive.

XSEAN, isn't he that Furry in denial that went to be killed in the line of Canadian duty (whatever the Hell Canucks do in the military, swim laps in pools of maple syrup? Shit I don't know)?

They need to garner SOME sort of audience. That show is probably the only reason people still tune into that channel.

Let me guess, you only want to know out of mild curiosity?

who is your most hated of these choices