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« on: November 05, 2015, 10:21:04 PM »
962
« on: November 05, 2015, 08:55:52 PM »
Every time I wake up from a good dream.
After I successfully brush my teeth.
When the bus driver gets me to and from campus.
When each professor finishes their lecture + every time I'm given a grade.
After eating lunch at McDanks (obviously right after tipping the guy working the fryer).
At the end of every good Youtube video.
When I win a game of Halo.
After eating dinner at Burger King.
Right before I go to sleep for good luck.
A few times a day.
963
« on: November 05, 2015, 03:58:31 PM »
Could be a member of the pro team.
964
« on: November 04, 2015, 11:32:08 PM »
I think the best thing about this is that he has a "raptor-dick guy" from the Czech Republic. Thank god I have him on my block list
God you are such a pussy
if you don't like it mute me
But then...that'd make him a pussy, too.
965
« on: November 03, 2015, 10:56:35 PM »
966
« on: November 03, 2015, 06:36:28 PM »
Comfort isn't a thing, and precise controls only exist inside shooters. Might as well use a D-Pad made out of jagged rocks for everything else.
967
« on: November 03, 2015, 05:27:40 PM »
They don't fit the hands of a fully-developed human being.
Their control sticks accomplish the exact opposite of precision.
Triggers curve outward, making them slippery for trigger-fingers.
Sony thought the gyroscope wouldn't be the biggest drag the console had to offer.
Accept it.
They fit mine just fine; more comfortable than an Xbox controller.
The control sticks are PERFECT for everything BUT shooters as I've already said. If all you do is play shooters then yeah, go with the Xbox, you have shit taste anyway so it's a perfect match!
That's why they used the R1 and L1 buttons as "triggers" which is vastly superior. I will agree though that the curved surface of the R2 and L2 needed to be fixed, but I understand that it has been with the DS4 do that's nice.
What?
>fully developed They're slippery and awkward for everything, not just shooters. I didn't even mention how the convex surface is just plain uncomfortable. R1 and L1 are also curved outwards. And I hope they're not "triggers", since bumper buttons don't have an axis associated with them: they're a boolean value, not a range. Aka: less precision, no such thing as "slightly pressed". PS3 controllers have gyroscopes with them, and because of that Sony pushed developers to shoehorn shitty balance mechanics in their games, and no one enjoyed them.
968
« on: November 03, 2015, 05:21:14 PM »
I don't dislike it, but it's not my favorite name.
969
« on: November 03, 2015, 05:17:59 PM »
PS3 has a better selection of exclusives, but Xbox 360 was the place for fans of shooters.
PS3's controller is dogshit.
PS3 controller is miles better than the Xbox 360 controller.
Objectively wrong.
Name one thing wrong with the PS3 controller (protip you can't)
They don't fit the hands of a fully-developed human being. Their control sticks accomplish the exact opposite of precision. Triggers curve outward, making them slippery for trigger-fingers. Sony thought the gyroscope wouldn't be the biggest drag the console had to offer. Accept it.
970
« on: November 03, 2015, 03:41:29 PM »
PS3 has a better selection of exclusives, but Xbox 360 was the place for fans of shooters.
PS3's controller is dogshit.
PS3 controller is miles better than the Xbox 360 controller.
Objectively wrong.
971
« on: November 03, 2015, 03:16:10 PM »
PS3 has a better selection of exclusives, but Xbox 360 was the place for fans of shooters.
PS3's controller is dogshit.
972
« on: November 02, 2015, 08:55:38 PM »
IMAX and climax.
973
« on: October 31, 2015, 12:08:18 AM »
The story's not so great, but multiplayer wise, this is the most addicting Halo since 3 for me. Excited for Forge, and hope the community is still booming by the time it's out.
974
« on: October 30, 2015, 11:37:27 AM »
Got the Noble chest piece
Reminder that Carter splattered himself on a scarab's windshield
Fuck dude, spoilers.
975
« on: October 29, 2015, 12:02:22 AM »
976
« on: October 28, 2015, 11:32:30 PM »
Said it before and I will say it again, Descope can get hit by a wraith
Yeaaah, no. Flinch should burn in hell.
977
« on: October 28, 2015, 11:30:44 PM »
Matchmaking for war zone is pretty trash. I keep getting put up against organized teams with a bunch of randos.
That's called playing Halo.
That's called playing any online shooter.
978
« on: October 28, 2015, 07:20:32 PM »
979
« on: October 28, 2015, 05:31:12 PM »
He probably believed that you were the only one that could get his elderly mandingo up. You should be honored, if anything.
980
« on: October 28, 2015, 05:23:57 PM »
>Playing Strongholds
>Super pro team commander reporting in
>Starts yelling orders at the team
>"CAPTURE NEST"
>Going to nest
>"WHY DIDN'T YOU CAPTURE BASEMENT"
>End of the game, lose by 4 points
>"YOU'RE ALL FUCKING TERRIBLE"
>*drops mic*
>Can hear him ranting in the background
>"WHY DIDN'T ANYONE CAPTURE SHIT?!"
>We all have the same number of base captures
>Kid went like 6-17
I missed Halo.
981
« on: October 27, 2015, 03:44:33 PM »
The Rig is frustrating as fuck.
982
« on: October 26, 2015, 06:26:54 PM »
Darth Squeegee
983
« on: October 26, 2015, 05:38:14 PM »
You're just always there when I need you most.
984
« on: October 26, 2015, 05:20:00 PM »
Another thread was needed why? There's already a massive 70+ page thread for Halo 5.
Apparently a 2 month countdown thread isn't hype enough.
985
« on: October 26, 2015, 05:02:54 PM »
Devs & publishers*
SEGA - biggest joke in the industry
Lionhead - "it'll be better next time"
986
« on: October 26, 2015, 04:07:50 PM »
Hah, that's actually really funny.
987
« on: October 26, 2015, 03:40:51 PM »
Didn't you hear? Halo 4 and 5 are confirmed non-canon because they weren't made by their original creators.
You can probably get it on Amazon for like $20. There's like 25 people online worldwide, and you'd probably have to run the game in compatibility mode.
I'm amazed anyone still plays it at all with MCC out
Pretty sure it's more or less the same group of people. There's been only like 2 servers active for the last few years, and one is just 24/7 Coagulation with modded plasma pistols that shoot wraith shots or something.
988
« on: October 26, 2015, 03:38:26 PM »
the last time I played halo 4 was in like, mid 2013. I stopped when they turned the battle rifle into a power weapon and made literally the entire armoury for loadouts redundant because all the h2 fanboys cried about "muh 4sk". After that title update, I lost all my enjoyment in the game. Plus that was when they pretty much obliterated gametypes wth custom loadouts and ordnance so I didn't really care anymore. Battlefield 4 came out shortly after and I still play it now.
Was getting booty blasted by DMRs and Boltshots really much better?
989
« on: October 26, 2015, 03:36:23 PM »
Well, not shit exactly. Just meh. A 7 out of 10. Most of the reviews are good so far.
With the way AAA reviews have been over the years, if it's not a 9 or above, it's perceived as awful, regardless of its actual quality. This will hurt 343, which sucks because it looks like their attempt to pander to multiple audiences (lore fanatics, e-sports kids, casuals, content creators, etc...) just confused and alienated critics.
990
« on: October 26, 2015, 03:29:55 PM »
I'll help you out. If your H4 loadout involves an AR, it's instantly shit and you're bad.
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