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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: April 11, 2016, 03:17:11 PM »
I'm just about level 80, and still don't own a single DMR.  wtf...

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Gaming / Re: Official Halo 5 Tournament Thread (Signup here)
« on: April 11, 2016, 03:15:37 PM »
I'm probably too busy :/

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Same issue with Reach, but worse: they tried to force us to like this cast of characters, but didn't do nearly enough to give them any actual reason to like them.  I felt like I was following around a bunch of bricks, and what amplified that was how insignificant the traitor-hunt was and how the story was all over the place.   Osiris all had backstories, but those don't really matter: they're just a bunch of cheerleaders that do nothing but try to develop Blue Team's story, since we don't actually see much of them in-game, rather than expand upon their own ones.

Overall, it just felt like 343 cut a million corners with the campaign.  You just watched a series of events with no strong connection: characters and events had a beginning and an end, but everything in the middle was abstracted, underplayed, or cut entirely.  Locke makes his mission seem personal...and then it's not.  It seems like there's going to be consequences for Chief going AWOL...and then there isn't and everyone loves him.  That Spartan Ops ending?  Oh, there's Halsey, welcome back, nbd.

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Gaming / Re: "Finish The Fight"
« on: April 11, 2016, 01:21:09 PM »


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The Flood / Re: buying gf 100k
« on: April 10, 2016, 08:08:41 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Give me creative pick up lines
« on: April 09, 2016, 06:23:58 PM »
Stop.

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The Flood / Re: Foolproof way to get laid
« on: April 09, 2016, 04:37:13 PM »
Her not being white is the least troublesome thing from that picture.

you guys don t know the wonder of D breasts

And a Q everything else.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post your Ignore List (if you dare)
« on: April 08, 2016, 10:57:10 PM »
"If you dare" get ridiculed by all the people you can't see because you muted them.

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The Flood / Re: Just had sex again
« on: April 08, 2016, 10:29:20 PM »
Fascinating.

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The Flood / Re: What OS introduced you to PC
« on: April 08, 2016, 08:28:07 PM »
Win 95
Plus all them retro ass games.  Moto Racer and Math Blasters was my jam.

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Gaming / Re: VR gaming
« on: April 08, 2016, 03:18:04 PM »
I've been working on a space-sim game with an Oculus DK2, and I was pretty mind blown. 

It was cool, because the ship's movement component and UI were detached from the camera, so you could look around and not affect anything.  I was able to look around my cockpit and watch ships zip past me outside.

And that's all with an outdated headset.

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Gaming / Re: "Hell, it's about time"
« on: April 08, 2016, 01:58:41 AM »
That's what you get for enjoying something.

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I remember when the blog posts were about being homeless and having a cheating wife.  And now they're full of enough tween angst to make Tumblr look good.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: April 07, 2016, 03:25:04 PM »
Does anyone else just not use any of the req stuff in Warzone? In all of the time I played it, I think I've spawned like one sniper rifle and a single vehicle to see what it's like coming out of the garage.

I don't.  I very rarely pick up a sniper out of boredom, but I find REQs pretty unnecessary.  Most people in Warzone are pretty garbage, so a BR is all I really need.  Vehicles are easy to take out if 3 or 4 people spray them with ARs/SMGs: the only hard part is getting randoms to understand that.

I also find it to be a pretty pussy move when someone whores REQs, and spends like 3 on every life.

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Gaming / Re: "Finish The Fight"
« on: April 07, 2016, 03:12:27 PM »
This has nothing to do with the OP, and is a pretty bad description, but I loved Halo 2 and 3's atmosphere infinitely better than 343's saga.  In Bungie's universe, I felt like a military tool who's a renowned badass.  In 343's universe, I feel like the center of the universe and a superhero with space-magic, which I find a bit over the top.

The entire UNSC force looks like they came out of a cheesy SyFy movie: everything's design is super over-complicated and nothing is gritty.  The armor is a prime example: nothing is sleek (except for maybe 2 or 3 343 armors and all the remakes), nothing makes sense, and it looks like the designers came up with ideas by crumpling pieces of paper and asking someone to model that. 

The marines look like dorks straight out of an 80's Si-Fi prop room. 
"Heya Spartan"

They don't communicate like a military, they're more like "go stomp the bad guys, Spartans" over the radio.  Etc...

All of these things detach me from the universe.  The Forerunner environments are nice, but that's weighed down by the unrelatable characters and styles for the people you play as.

Also, Luci, the SPNKR is it's own weapon in H5:


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The Flood / Re: So now I need a different kind of girl help
« on: April 06, 2016, 02:28:50 PM »
Consider showing her your threads.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: April 05, 2016, 09:50:41 PM »
>Creates map editor that encompasses just about everything anyone's ever asked for
>Infection comes out
>Every map won't be gray-wall-world
>"Fucking took you long enough"

Jesus.

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Gaming / Re: Infection is coming in the next H5 update
« on: April 05, 2016, 09:24:59 PM »
I wonder if it'll have any promising new features.

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The Flood / Re: IGNorance Strikes Back
« on: April 05, 2016, 02:48:55 PM »
They're not fucking dolls, IGN, God.

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The Flood / Re: Fucking annoyed rant
« on: April 05, 2016, 02:25:41 PM »
She plaid music loud so that I could hear it through her earphones and just laid her shot out all over the table forcing me to scoot to the edge.
A big boy would confront her and ask her to turn the music down.

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Then it gets worse. those Russians obviously wanted my seat and seemed to be annoyed at my presence.
Yup.  Sounds like their problem.

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That was fuckin hell. They just kept babbling in Russian nonstop. If you're in America then speak English.
Can't tell if actually serious.

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They didn't even do anything productive. The first bitch turned her chair around to face them and they just talked some more.  They had like nothing better to do besides sit there and ramble
That same big boy would've asked them to quiet down or leave since it's a library.

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Gaming / Re: What multiplayer games do you play?
« on: April 04, 2016, 08:42:09 PM »
PC
Spoiler
Battlefield 3
Battlefield 4
Bad Company 2
Payday 2
Rocket League
TF2
CS:GO
Rust
Starcraft II
Diablo III
Titanfall
Left 4 Dead 2
GTA V
Borderlands
Borderlands 2
Borderlands PS
Elder Scrolls Online

Xbox One
Spoiler
Halo 5
Halo MCC
CoD of Booty BLOPS 3

PS4
Spoiler
Density
Rocket League
The Last of Us
Uncharted 4 when it comes out

Xbox 360
Spoiler
Halo 3
Halo Reach
Gears of War
Gears 2
Gears 3
Gears Judgement
CoD 4
Modern Warfare 2
BLOPS 2
Section 8: Prejudice
Halo Wars
Skate 2
Skate 3
Castle Crashers
Bad Company
Bad Company 2
Battlefield 3

PS3
Spoiler
Uncharted 2
Uncharted 3

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: April 01, 2016, 08:08:08 PM »
I average around 35 kills per game and have maybe bought a total of 15 REQs in the 260 games I've played of WZ.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: April 01, 2016, 03:12:57 PM »
The version of Warzone with no depth, where everyone pulls sniper rifles and rocket launchers out of their buttholes with zero consequence or thought?
Yeah, definitely best mode.

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Gaming / Re: DOOM Closed Beta
« on: April 01, 2016, 03:09:40 PM »
Want.
You had to preorder Wolfenstein for access, right?  I got it on Steam like a year later.

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The Flood / Re: >How Buzzfeed makes a political video
« on: March 31, 2016, 07:31:07 PM »
>Rebel Media

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What are bar scenes like anyways? Would it be awkward to go there and just order like soft drinks and only be there for the social interactions?
Scene depends on the bar itself.  They'd either think it's a rum & coke or something, or that you're DDing.  It wouldn't be weird, because that's what they're for: to unwind and talk to people.

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Gaming / Re: What game should I buy for my nephew?
« on: March 31, 2016, 03:02:40 PM »
Plants vs Zombies GW probably wouldn't be too bad.

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The Flood / Re: What is our type of humour called?
« on: March 31, 2016, 03:00:47 PM »
Dank humor 👌💯

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Pretty sure that's why every single one of those girls stopped talking to you, especially if you seem anywhere near as desperate in real life as you do on here.  It's probably pretty obvious how fixated you are around shallowly fucking them to validate yourself: I doubt they're flattered.

Maybe you should take some time to develop a sense of priority: someone who's in control of their own life is a lot more attractive.  Maybe looking for something with actual depth will make you look less like a douche.

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The community is still pretty B.lind, though.

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