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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: September 17, 2016, 08:55:33 AM »
I really wish they'd get rid of the poorly done forge maps in BTB.  Like Antifreeze and that terrible reimagined Longbow.

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Verbatim is the submissive one, right?
yeah, that's why i want him to suck my dick

because i'm the submissive one
You can both suck each other off, and he'll just be the more forceful one.

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The Flood / Re: Had my first car crash as a Driver today.
« on: September 16, 2016, 07:49:35 AM »
Ouch dude, sorry to hear that. :/
Yeah, definitely get checked out, because you won't really know in some cases if you've injured your head.
For future reference, you should definitely call the cops and have them come to the site, plus take pics of the scene (as dickish as that might look).  It's not uncommon for someone to fake an injury later on and press charges.  You also might be considered at fault for tailgating, even though that's bs, so keep that in mind.

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Gaming / Re: New Infinite Warfare trailer-Featuring: The King in the North
« on: September 15, 2016, 08:54:10 PM »
MW2 and everything before was semi decent.  It wasn't anything really deep, but it was kind of like a Bond movie.

Every game after just assumed the people playing were chimps.  Exposition?  MORE LIKE EXPLOSIONS.  Ran out of countries to demonize?  Uhhh the new world threat is robots and miscellaneous brown people.  They define their plot by how boisterous their atmosphere is, not by the characters, the dialogue, or the actual events: those are far more replaceable than celebrity kameos, first person cutscenes, and the Marley & Me effect.

Personally, I don't even find it fun on a gameplay level, because I hardly find it to be wholesome as a game anymore.  It's just traversing linear paths unchallenged and being interrupted by first person cutscenes and interaction menus.  It's just sightseeing, which is fine, but I find it funny how walking simulators get so much shit at this point.

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The Flood / Re: Condiments you like and dislike
« on: September 15, 2016, 08:50:34 PM »
I hate most condiments: mustard, mayo, relish, etc...
I'm all about hot sauce, though.  I put red peppers and red pepper sauce on everything.
BBQ is pretty good, but most of the store-bought stuff is shit.

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Gaming / Re: New Infinite Warfare trailer-Featuring: The King in the North
« on: September 15, 2016, 08:12:13 PM »
Uhhh oh shit this story is ass...what can we do?
*snaps fingers* THROW ANOTHER CELEBRITY KAMEO IN FOR THOSE DUMB APES.

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Tell him that you hope his passion isn't for being a writer.

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Gaming / Re: There's now a titanfall card game
« on: September 13, 2016, 07:56:50 PM »
Arguably so was the original Titanfall.

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Go into something where the money's at....
......

.....

...like teaching.

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The Flood / Re: Class I found a present for you
« on: September 12, 2016, 06:29:49 PM »
Eww. Used.

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Gaming / Re: Level Design: Games that you believe get it right.
« on: September 12, 2016, 06:26:57 PM »
Deus Ex Human Rev and Mankind Divided have amazing single player level design. All of their worlds have several alternate paths that support completely different play styles depending on how you upgrade your character.

De_dust2 is one of the most balanced and favored multiplayer maps in PC shooters.

(Generic opinion) The Pit, Lockout, and Guardian are the quintessential Halo maps.

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Good to see the pedantic semantic side-argument is still going on strong 4 pages in.

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The Flood / Re: What's on your current to-buy wish list?
« on: September 12, 2016, 07:49:34 AM »
Furniture for my apartment that's actually nice.
A 4K TV.
EVGA GTX 1000 series GPU.

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The Flood / Re: SecondAss triggering thread
« on: September 11, 2016, 03:08:17 PM »
Azula is the least interesting, most typical character in Avatar.

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: September 11, 2016, 03:05:44 PM »
Reply #1000.
That is all.

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The Flood / Re: tfw funimation didn't use this intro for one piece
« on: September 11, 2016, 12:30:09 AM »
"ITS THE NAME. OF. THE. TREASURE."
"AND THIS SHOW. IS. ALSO. CALLED. IT"

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Gaming / Re: Fallout 4 mods cancelled for PS4
« on: September 10, 2016, 07:50:47 AM »
Sony's also giving themselves and devs the option to make users pay extra before they get enhanced resolution and HDR lighting on their PS4 Pro games.

Yeah, they've dropped like 10 huge retarded ideas all in less than a week.  I guess reselling every title since the PS1 in 1080p for $60 wasn't enough.

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The Flood / Re: Pick 4 members to take with you on an epic quest.
« on: September 09, 2016, 09:26:16 PM »
Healer/Medic - Verb
I thought it'd be funny to get healed, but have to hear someone bitch about it while you do, and make you upset with their opinions.
"That wound's seriously infected, but do you actually fucking think I carry alcohol, cunt?"

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The Flood / Re: Pick 4 members to take with you on an epic quest.
« on: September 09, 2016, 05:53:28 PM »
Camnator can heal me with the sweet cannabis.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: September 08, 2016, 10:38:30 PM »
The controls are pretty much straight out of any 3D editor like Unity.  No performance issues on my GTX780.

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Gaming / Re: Should I buy Assassin's Creed® 3
« on: September 08, 2016, 07:42:22 PM »
For the story?  No.
The movement/combat is fluid, and the wilderness is pretty entertaining to run through.  It's not an amazing game, but considering the overhauls it made to the series, it's a pretty decent entry.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: September 08, 2016, 05:52:55 PM »
If the download link for Win10 doesn't show up, try here: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/store/p/halo-5-forge-bundle/9nblggh4v0fr

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Gaming / Re: BF1 Beta feedback thread
« on: September 07, 2016, 06:38:23 PM »
I really hate the TTK in this game. Why does every BF have a TTK that's 10x shorter?  I don't find it fun when it's about shooting first more than maneuvering better.

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The Flood / Re: I think I have autism
« on: September 07, 2016, 06:06:21 PM »
I'm not only glad that you noticed, but you also pulled your head out of your ass for half a shitpost to show even the slightest hint of introspection.  Proud of you, bb.

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The Flood / Re: Scenario: You now have Diplomatic Immunity
« on: September 07, 2016, 08:32:15 AM »
People itt assuming they wouldn't get fistfucked right away anyways.

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That feel when he was the main character of the Bee Movie.
Or when George Costanza played Adam Jensen.

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The Flood / Re: How do you dress?
« on: September 06, 2016, 05:29:15 PM »
Slim dark jeans, a t-shirt, and a button-up usually.  My most casual is business casual, unless I'm staying in for the day.

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The Flood / Re: I need your help roasting this cuck
« on: September 05, 2016, 01:19:35 PM »
The fuck is with the line across his head?  Did he try to stop his forehead from going past it?

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The Flood / Re: So... Windows 10
« on: September 05, 2016, 10:16:52 AM »
Windows 10 Anniv because integrated bash shell.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 getting custom game browser (Both PC and Xbox)
« on: September 04, 2016, 11:33:30 AM »
I was never even expecting this feature, but since it wasn't implemented 10 months ago, it's trash.

Spoiler
Sarcasm, bruh.

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