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« on: August 01, 2015, 11:02:46 AM »
Yiff in hell.
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« on: July 31, 2015, 04:46:46 PM »
I'm on painkillers right now, but I might be able to join for a bit of MCC if you guys are still playing, which you probably aren't.
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« on: July 31, 2015, 03:06:57 PM »
My god, Half Life 2 is such an overhyped shit game. I mean, I've only ever watched a speedrunner play level 1 while looking backwards and jumping the whole time for the speed-boost, but man those levels are unintuitive.
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« on: July 31, 2015, 02:58:24 PM »
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« on: July 31, 2015, 02:54:23 PM »
You should give a fuckity shit. One guy takes it slow and shows you everything, and the other skips everything, including chunks of the level, and doesn't show what the enemies even do. Makes a difference...
One player makes the level look like it has a lot of depth to it and approaches everything like a normal person would, the other one makes it look like the level is just spamming jump and shoot to hit enemies before they even enter the frame, while walking around with a charge shot ready. You know, the entire concept of "you make it look easy"?
Yes, I'd like you to tell me what MN9 colossally fails at in level 1 that MMX seems to do just so brilliantly. Because both speedrunners skip the chunks of the level where the floor falls apart (except in MN9, where it's supposed to happen the second time): other than that, they're both just flat walkways with a pitfall here and there, where you run forward and shoot practically motionless enemies.
I bet those giant bees in MMX play differently when you don't unload 30 shots while sponging damage to get behind them at the same time, and skip the falling platform altogether. I bet those enemies in MN9 aren't as mindlessly simple when you haven't clearly played the level at light speed a bunch of times and know exactly what to do.
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« on: July 31, 2015, 01:59:45 PM »
There are worse fetishes than furry/pony, but furry/pony are still among the cringiest.
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« on: July 31, 2015, 01:53:20 PM »
You're trying to compare the nuance of the level using one guy who's hyper analyzing every nook and cranny in one game, from a complete beginner's point of view, with some other guy who's skipping half of the other one.
Egoraptor is praising the game communicating not to go left using walls, learning to jump over obstacles, letting the floor fall on him to show what's down below, and giving enemies a chance to throw attacks at him to see what they do. The other guy isn't even giving anyone a change to see any of that, because he's just barreling through everything...because it's a speedrun.
Would you have preferred the speedrunner walk into the boxes for 2 minutes and mash buttons, and wait for the enemies to attack him, so you could admire the subtlety of the tutorial?
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« on: July 31, 2015, 01:26:49 PM »
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« on: July 31, 2015, 01:18:31 PM »
Just watched a speed run of Mega Man X level 1: what a disappointment. All he did was run forward and shoot the stationary enemies and run past the flying ones. Charge shot was OP, too. Game must be a joke. The main difference being that Mega Man X's tutorial was actually, you know, engaging.
No it wasn't. It was just mindlessly running forward and spamming the shoot button without stopping. I'm clearly ready to assume the rest of the game plays exactly like this.
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« on: July 31, 2015, 12:27:34 AM »
Because the first 4 enemies in the first 3 minutes of the game, ran by a speed-runner, are perfect grounds for saying the thrusters are OP and the gameplay is a trivial disappointment. I can understand skepticism and worry, but disappointment?
Just watched a speed run of Mega Man X level 1: what a disappointment. All he did was run forward and shoot the stationary enemies and run past the flying ones. Charge shot was OP, too. Game must be a joke.
I'm not even trying to defend the game, I'm just genuinely curious, especially from the pissed off Youtube comments: do you expect to be sweating by the time they tell you to press A to jump? I've never heard anyone shit on a game because the tutorial wasn't hard enough, and I don't get all the people getting mad because it's a Mega Man ripoff...no shit it is.
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« on: July 30, 2015, 07:27:06 PM »
How engaging do people normally expect level 1 to be?
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« on: July 30, 2015, 06:59:29 PM »
Wait, what's so bad about it?
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« on: July 30, 2015, 03:36:30 PM »
Meh, I have old consoles and an emulator.
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« on: July 29, 2015, 02:58:04 PM »
OP loves armour lock
And OP loves sucking cock.
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« on: July 29, 2015, 02:30:48 AM »
OP was a Staff Captain.
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« on: July 29, 2015, 01:16:26 AM »
My parents' Windows 95 comp had a bunch of games on it. So I played games like: Moto Racer  Math Blaster  Some really polygonal space shooter game. Can't remember the name. Soon after, I got my first console: a Gameboy Color with Pokemon Blue.
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« on: July 28, 2015, 03:48:30 PM »
Don't even try debating me on this because you will lose. If BO2 isn't he last good COD, then what is?
Ghosts. Highlight of the series. Try debating me. Protip: you can't.
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« on: July 28, 2015, 03:36:28 PM »
What's important is 1: Descoping is a thing again. 2: ADS implies trading mobility for improved accuracy. This is not the case. On automatics, there was a bit of a difference. AR without and with SS This is the difference between an AR with hip fire and an AR with smart scope:  SMG without and with SS (which they nerfed heavily since the beta) I was using SS the same way I'd be using scope on any precision weapon in H2 or H3, because there wasn't any distinct advantage to using it in any context where I'd normally be using hip-fire. In terms of aesthetics, I think SS was a good choice. I wouldn't call the old zoom unique, but rather dated. I wouldn't compare all the flashy holograms and effects that each weapon have to your average rifle with an RDS on it. My only complaint was the sniper's effect was kinda annoying to quickscope with, and their post-beta notes stated that they drastically sped it up, so it's snappier.
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« on: July 27, 2015, 11:48:34 PM »
It's a good thing that this site isn't as desperate for your approval as you were for its.
You should probably just move on.
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« on: July 27, 2015, 11:37:02 PM »
Trick Question, it's actually OP
Did my pink hair give it away?
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« on: July 27, 2015, 11:30:31 PM »
I could really use some surfing tips.
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« on: July 27, 2015, 06:14:32 PM »
-Pokemon is a mindlessly slow and repetitive grindfest
-Kingdom Hearts is a retarded concept
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« on: July 27, 2015, 06:06:42 PM »
It's looked like that the whole time. It's standard.
We had so much fun during the beta.
Dream team forever.
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« on: July 27, 2015, 05:40:02 PM »
It's looked like that the whole time. It's standard.
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« on: July 26, 2015, 03:36:58 PM »
Unsubbed.
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« on: July 25, 2015, 12:21:48 PM »
Dick McFisty
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« on: July 24, 2015, 02:19:51 PM »
 Only one solution.
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« on: July 24, 2015, 12:35:29 PM »
Can't think of a faster way to convince everyone you went to high school with that you're a sperglord.
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« on: July 23, 2015, 01:15:40 PM »
"Chris here, with Sep7afollower."
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« on: July 23, 2015, 01:11:06 PM »
I liked the Arthur one, before they flagged it for copyright
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