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This is literally the ONLY pic in this thread where she looks at all cute. And even then she's like a 6.5-7 here at best

Fgt.

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The Flood / Re: 1:30AM on a Wednesday
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:38:49 AM »
Its 10:40PM fgt.

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The Flood / Re: TMW every1 here is in hornyfap mode
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:07:23 AM »
Spoiler
> I was only 9 years old
> I loved Ellen Page so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
> I pray to Ellen every night before bed, thanking her for the life I've been given
> "Ellen is love" I say. "Ellen is life"
> My dad hears me and he calls me a fgt
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Ellen
> I called him a whore
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> Im crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay in bed and its really cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> Its Ellen
> I am so happy
> She whispers in to ear, "now you are the woman"
> She grabs me with her powerful lesbian hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Ellen
> She penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much but I do it for Ellen
> I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against her force
> I want to please Ellen
> She roars a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love
> My dad walks in
> Ellen looks him straight in the eye and says. "Why juno use protection?"
> Ellen leaves through my window
> Ellen is love, Ellen is life

I really should go to bed, but shitposting is so fun sometimes.

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The Flood / Re: TMW every1 here is in hornyfap mode
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:52:42 PM »

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The Flood / Re: TMW every1 here is in hornyfap mode
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:46:12 PM »
YouTube


Sex scene.

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YouTube


Sex scene.

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More pics inbound.

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She is decent looking and if i had a chance i would ask her out, but amazingly hot, no, amazingly sexy, no. But she is kind of cute and honestly if i had a chance i would date her.

She is the sexiest woman alive. Anyone who disagrees is a closet fgt.
Based, for the love of all that is holy, please stop this shit before someone needs to get their stomach pumped.

What the frack did you just fracking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frack out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fracking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fracker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fracking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fracking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fracking dead, kiddo

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She is decent looking and if i had a chance i would ask her out, but amazingly hot, no, amazingly sexy, no. But she is kind of cute and honestly if i had a chance i would date her.

She is the sexiest woman alive. Anyone who disagrees is a closet fgt.


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They're criminals. Nobody cares.

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The Flood / Re: Get Free Red Bull or fkin monay
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:18:54 PM »
That seems like a poorly supported lawsuit, but I'm not going to argue about free RedBull.

I should sue Bungie because Destiny didn't turn me into a legend.

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I think the adjective 'cute' would fit better, because to me she looks like a child.

Yes she is extremely cute, but you must be a fgt if you don't think this is hot.


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Gaming / Re: XBL/PSN/Steam
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:44:51 PM »
My Gamertags are Dildact and Desticle.

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The Flood / Re: So there's this cute girl in my dance class.
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:41:15 PM »
pics now
oh n don't do the dance you'll look like a fig
She's on the left and I'm on the right. Notice mah lady tipping fedora? 


I would make a comment about your appearance but I can't think of a way to phrase it that won't result in me getting banned.

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The Flood / Re: ISIS Unboxing Vid
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:30:19 PM »
Why is everything haphazardly placed along the fence?

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She was still awesome in the movie Super. Dang I loved that film.

I cried at the end.

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op is just mad because he doesn't find small chests attractive like a normal human
I am indifferent to boob size. But she has no ass and her face looks like the face of a little boy.

I dunno about you guys, but I'm not physically attracted to young boys.

You must be a fgt then. Ellen is a beautiful woman no matter how she dresses or cuts her hair.


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