It's a great day for America everybody!

Last week, I received a PM threat from Flee,and you people might have figured this out by now, but I'm not the type of person to let faggotry like that go unchallenged.

So I've decided that rather than get inadvertently Permabanned for something stupid in the future (it's inevitable), I should just face it head on, right here right now. And I'm doing it my way, instead of doing something normal like posting memes.

I'm going to roast all of you faggots. Or as many of you as I give a fuck enough to mention. I should meme enough of you so then I will hopefully finally get my fuckin Permaban. Or the punkass mods will just give me a liteban warning because they need all the ad revenue and traffic they can get to this sorry ass little shithole.

To the fuckin faggot who made this site: It's a decent site, but you're a faggot so fuck you anyway.

Sandtrap: It was fun arguing with you and shit, have fun dying.

Nuka: In the words of Master Chief: "life's a bitch stop being such a gaping vagina and get the fuck over it."

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Also "Eat shit Faggot."

Kupo: I hate your shit blogs in Serious about your shit gay lifestyle. No one gives a fuck. Try getting sympathy in the real world and not this fuckin forum where everyone circlejerks each other while projecting their own insecurities and sympathies on each other.

Elegiac: Dingo

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Rocketman287: Eh you're alright, for a faggot.

Lord of Adimirals: You suck at Halo and always will suck at Halo 1v1 me faggot.

BC: I hate your entitlement and your shitty blog threads about cars and that humanoid rodent you call a girlfriend.

Noelle: You liked my Official Ellen Page Thread and said that you think that she is adorable. So you are all right by me.

Das Boot: I think you like Ellen, but in case I'm wrong you are an assblasting fagslut.

Numb Digger: Faggot.

Nexus: Another Faggot.

UnwornUniform: Yet another Faggot.

Zizzy: Confirmed Faggot.

Meta Cognition: I don't know what the fuck you're saying but I know it's bullshit.

Assassin11D7: Choke on a fat dick you fat fuckin fagwhore.

Korra: Fucking weeb cunt mouthed whore.

And 90% of the other users are either faggots, weebs and attention whores fuckin no life degenerates retard transfag soddomites and sony pony PC fagboys who should all just kill yourselves.

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And Zombarney from Bnet said you all touch each other in your sleep.

Now lets talk about Ellen Page.



Ellen is a godess among mortals and I love her more than any of you faggots could ever hope to know. I don't know why you all hate on her so much. The only way I can rationalize it is that you are all cock sucking faggots who hate beautiful women and men who are attracted to them. My Official Ellen Page thread never should have been locked.

Anyway enough with that. This is it for me here, it's my 1337th post after all. And this will be my last post. I won't reply to anything in this thread. If you have a question or problem you want answered please read the last part of the quote below.  Anyway It's been a memorable experience with you faggots and shit. One day I will come back. One day. But for now I will leave you with a quote from one of the gayest books I've ever read and one final Ellen Page video you guys should all watch. I mean she is just fuckin adorable.

And here, over the portals of my fort, I shall cut in the stone the word which is to be my beacon and my banner. The word which will not die should we all perish in battle. The word which can never die on this earth, for it is the heart of it and the meaning and the glory.

The sacred words:

BasedLove don't give a fuck.

Do you just blindly accept that Mitchell is the "good guy" just because he is the player character, white, and Troy Baker?

Or is Mitchell is just a selfish, short sighted asshole who just doomed the world to continued centuries of war just because didn't agree with Irons.

Did Mitchell have the right to prevent Irons plans for a peaceful, war-free new world order just because Mitchell didn't agree with sacrifices for the greater good?

Here are some quotes.

Irons: "I'm saving the world from itself! When there's no one left to challenge Atlas, there will be no more wars. There had to be sacrifices along the way."

Mitchell: "He thought he could solve the world's problems. If he did have the answer, he took it with him to the grave."

I can't be the only one who feels that way.

So its this friday.

What reveals do you want to see? I hope they don't have retarded hosts like last year.

FUCKIN GIVE ME A BREAK YOU PUNKASS FUCKIN MOD FAGGOTS LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THESE EMO PRINCESS BITCH FUCKSLUTS VAGWHORES AND TRANNY DEGENERATE SODDOMITES ALL OF YOU EMO SHITBAGS SHOULD JUST FUCKIN RUN INTO TRAFFIC OR OD ON YOUR AUTISM PILLS OR JUST SLIT YOUR WRIST AND SHARE THE RAZOR SO EVERYONE GETS EBOLAIDS FROM YOU'RE CONSTANT FUCKBAGGERY AND COCKMONGERING GLORYHOLE YOU FUCKING FAGSLUTS. OH AND THE NIGGERS CAN HANG THEMSELVES SEPARATELY CUZ THEY'RE FUCKIN NIGGERS AM I RIGHT?

I learned the Mods are little bitches as well who don't have the fuckin stones to give me anything besides a pathetic little generic warning.

I also learned how easily some of you Emo drama queens are offended.

And finally I learned that my stats are better than all of yours because none of you are seriously considering fighting me in a 1v1.

Do you think you're better than me?

Do you think you can prove it?

I'm hosting 1v1s in my thread in Gaming.

Git rekt scrubs.

*Updated

>AR starts Slayer on Bloodline
>Me "Fuckn AR starts are you shitting me?"
>On Blue Team, has 2 less players than red
>Me "that's helpful to an extent in Slayer"
>Match begins, I run for the Hornet
>Retard throws a nade at it
>He fucks off and I fly away
>I destroy enemy Hornet and Warthog
>I get on like a 20 kill spree
>Gets sniped
>Goes toward Red Base to get their Hornet
>Retard comes back to throw more nades
>Retard shoots at me
>Hornet is flaming
>Gets destroyed by other Hornet
>Me "GOD FUCKN DAMN IT"
>I go for Sniper to kill Hornet
>Retard is camping Sniper spawn
>looks at scoreboard
>Retard has 2 kills
>Retard doesn't deserve Sniper
>I distract Retard and get Sniper
>I focus immediately on killing Hornet
>Can't focus with Retard shooting me
>Run around base trying to avoid Retard
>Hornet kills me thanks to Retard
>Retard takes Sniper
>Me "OH HELL NO!"
>I go to betray Retard
>Retard takes my shields
>Hornet comes and kills me
>Hornet flys away
>Retard walks away being a Retard
>I Rage Quit

/rant

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Birthday: February 21, 1987 (Age 27)
Birthplace: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Height: 5' 1" (1.55 m)
Occupation: Actress
Nickname: The Tiny Canadian

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Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.