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"Verbal sexual harassment"

"Sexual assault"
Guess how I know you're an ugly beta.
Fuck you, Door. Kill yourself.

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Please, go on.
"Sexual harassment"

"Assault with pencil"

"Threatening teachers"

"Vandilization of school property"

"Verbal sexual harassment"

"Sexual assault"



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The Flood / Re: what's his name flood?
« on: January 28, 2015, 07:57:46 AM »
Allah Akbar

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My school record is....





Interesting

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If those fuckers thought I was so bad, they could have just expelled me.

And poking other students with pencils is not "dangerous". Saying I stabbed them and shit.

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The Flood / Re: Petition to Open Anarchy Early
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:51:40 PM »
Yes pls

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The Flood / Re: How often do you smoke?
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:47:43 PM »
I try to limit smoking as much as possible

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The Flood / Re: What's your weakness when it comes to men/women
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:47:07 PM »
My weakness IS Women.

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The Flood / Re: Ghostbusters remake has all female cast
« on: January 27, 2015, 07:26:46 PM »
NOOOOOOO

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The Flood / Re: Gather around, Flood.
« on: January 27, 2015, 06:57:00 PM »

what kind of thread is this
The kind where I donate money to this poor tortured soul.
I would like that.

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The Flood / Why is there a share button on porn videos?
« on: January 27, 2015, 06:54:15 PM »
Like, why?
Does anyone actually think "hmm, I bet my parents and friends would like to know that I just had a wank to Blonde Bitches Being Boned #4"?

I don't know, i haven't watch porn in a LONG time now.
lol you're 13

Yeah, i was in 6th grade when i stopped watching that genre of home videos.
This should be entertaining.

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The Flood / How do I become a mod?
« on: January 27, 2015, 06:48:45 PM »
How much dick do I have to suck?
Rocket, TBlocks, Yutaka, Chronic? Answer this for me.

Suck cheat's wiener, if you get AIDS, then mostly your life is fucked.
just stop

 You dope.
this is why kids shouldn't be allowed internet access
"allowed internet access" Oh wow nice grammar you got you derp.
there's nothing gramatically incorrect with my post.

Yes there is, read it again bro.
there really isn't, mate
stay in school, okay?

I think i pissed this person off.

*Reposted because of a mistake i made.*
yeah man you sure did. i'm so unbelievably pissed off right now.

do us all a favour and shut up

lol don't reply anymoar.
YouTube

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The Flood / It's not shitposting...
« on: January 27, 2015, 06:47:32 PM »
If you do it quickly enough.

No, a shitpost is where you have a picture of feces and just put it onto your post.
YouTube

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Serious / Re: Are you a threat to the government?
« on: January 27, 2015, 06:46:49 PM »
Depends on the Government
The national government you live under
Then no.

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Serious / Re: Are you a threat to the government?
« on: January 27, 2015, 06:44:05 PM »
Depends on the Government

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The Flood / Re: How do I become a mod?
« on: January 27, 2015, 06:42:44 PM »

How much dick do I have to suck?
Rocket, TBlocks, Yutaka, Chronic? Answer this for me.

Suck cheat's wiener, if you get AIDS, then mostly your life is fucked.
just stop

 You dope.
this is why kids shouldn't be allowed internet access
"allowed internet access" Oh wow nice grammar you got you derp.
there's nothing gramatically incorrect with my post.

Yes there is, read it again bro.
there really isn't, mate
stay in school, okay?

I think i pissed this person off.

*Reposted because of a mistake i made.*
yeah man you sure did. i'm so unbelievably pissed off right now.

do us all a favour and shut up
Dont bother arguing with Brock. It's completely pointless.

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The Flood / Re: angelina jolie in her prime was the ultimate 10/10
« on: January 27, 2015, 06:39:58 PM »
Hubba hubba

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The Flood / Re: ITT: post your user tiers
« on: January 27, 2015, 04:48:15 PM »
>No God-Tier

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The Flood / Re: Gather around, Flood.
« on: January 27, 2015, 03:59:04 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Gather around, Flood.
« on: January 27, 2015, 03:44:24 PM »

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The Flood / Gather around, Flood.
« on: January 27, 2015, 03:41:20 PM »
This is a story about my broken relationship between my Mother and I.

When I was five. my stupid prostitute Mother told be how l3git I would be when I turned six. I fed into her bullshit and got excited. She told me that all my Friends from the trailer park we're going to the party. This made me a happy mofo.

But then it happened... On the day of the party we all went to the beach, where everybody told me to dunk my head underwater. I laughed and refused. Then one of the kids tackles me, steps on my back, (at this point I'm underwater) and had his Father hold me down. I passed out from lack of oxygen and had to go to the E.R.

Later that night my Drug addict/Criminal biker/Racist Father thought it would be a great idea if his depressed, weak Son was thrown into a shallow ass lake. I hit my head on a rock and went to the E.R. for a second time. He denied all claims I had against him and said "I didn't know the lake was shallow" (Which was BULLSHIT since he was a fucking commercial fisherman and went to that lake to fish, whenever he beat my Mother and I)

A couple years later and I'm nine years old with a fear of lakes. So for my "surprise" birthday, my now broke ass achoholic Mother brings me to A GODDAMN LAKE. She yells at me like a Banshie and says that she'll "beat my ungrateful ass" if I don't swim. So I try to swim, only to hit a bitch-ass dropoff. I yell and do everything I can to get the fuck out of there while everybody at the beach just stares at me like I'm a fucking comedian. I get back to the beach to find my "Friends" and "Mother" laughing their asses off. I bitchslap my Mother and walked 1/2 a mile to my bitchass exuse for a home.

Also, thanks for letting me inhale all that second-hand smoke for 13 years, Mom! It's not like you gave me severe coughing fits every night!



So this is why I hate my Mother and don't bother making Friends IRL.

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The Flood / Re: Hey Psy,
« on: January 27, 2015, 12:21:00 PM »

I'll have you know that I don't even play ball <.<
That doesn't mean you don't play with balls.

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The Flood / Hey Psy,
« on: January 27, 2015, 12:17:40 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Why does everybody have a pole up their ass today?
« on: January 27, 2015, 12:13:39 PM »
Fucking hell, people.

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The Flood / OOOOO BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH
« on: January 27, 2015, 12:09:57 PM »
Also this:

Some shitposts can have, to a degree, a level of discussion value.
Not discussion value, just more shitposts.

Those retarded meme threads hold very little interest for me. Just people regurgitating whatever they find on 4chan or whatever. I enjoy my thread here more than that. We could have discussed Belinda Carlisle.

Which would have been perfectly fine to do so, the line between a shitpost and a thread. If you'd made a thread to discuss belinda carlisle then there would be no problem.
YouTube

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The Flood / OOOOO BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH
« on: January 27, 2015, 12:07:42 PM »
I don't even

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The Flood / Re: The Benny Hill theme makes anything funny
« on: January 27, 2015, 11:51:59 AM »
Ok

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The Flood / Re: 860th post
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:59:05 AM »

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