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1711
The Flood / Re: Holy shit the Sanders rally line is short
« on: January 26, 2016, 02:06:58 PM »
Hory hell I'm right next to the podium

1712
The Flood / Re: Holy shit the Sanders rally line is short
« on: January 26, 2016, 12:57:08 PM »

Make up a band and start talking about them. Say they're playing at a local gay bar. See how many hipsters you can get to show up.

The band is the Electic Seasnake Experience, featuring Joe "Big Toe" Wilson on guitar. They play Portuguese fisherman ballads in a modern Irish punk style.
I already have a band though

1713
The Flood / Re: Holy shit the Sanders rally line is short
« on: January 26, 2016, 12:44:59 PM »
SHORT HAIR AND BEANIES WERE NOT MEANT TO COEXIST

YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN NEED THOSE SQUARE GLASSES

1714
The Flood / Re: Holy shit the Sanders rally line is short
« on: January 26, 2016, 12:42:06 PM »
OH SHIT

THE HIPSTER INVASION HAD BEGUN

OH MERCIFUL GOD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO SURVIVE

1715
The Flood / Re: Everything We Say And Do
« on: January 26, 2016, 12:36:28 PM »
"We should just kill every baby"

1716
The Flood / Re: Holy shit the Sanders rally line is short
« on: January 26, 2016, 12:35:40 PM »
Is there anyone wearing a shirt with 'Feel the Bern' on it?
I saw someone wearing a 'Bernie is magical' shirt
ew
It was a purple haired landwhale, so it's kinda expected.

1717
The Flood / Re: Holy shit the Sanders rally line is short
« on: January 26, 2016, 12:32:56 PM »
Is there anyone wearing a shirt with 'Feel the Bern' on it?
I saw someone wearing a 'Bernie is Magical' shirt

1718
The Flood / Re: Sometimes I fantasize about being captain Keyes
« on: January 26, 2016, 12:31:30 PM »
and then he leaves the room, only to come back to murder you

1719
The Flood / Re: Is this a good or a bad side effect
« on: January 26, 2016, 12:29:43 PM »
I guess it's good if you have a fart fetish

1720
The Flood / Re: Holy shit the Sanders rally line is short
« on: January 26, 2016, 12:28:47 PM »
Oh nevermind it's actually pretty fucking long. Good thing I got here early.

1721
The Flood / Re: I actually HEARD the Flood today
« on: January 26, 2016, 12:27:51 PM »

1722
The Flood / Holy shit the Sanders rally line is short
« on: January 26, 2016, 12:26:05 PM »
Look for me in the crowd later, family

1723
The Flood / Re: I'm back for the day, Death reporting in
« on: January 26, 2016, 10:03:44 AM »
Please stay, homie. I get lonely sometimes.

1724
The Flood / Re: I'm back for the day, Death reporting in
« on: January 26, 2016, 10:03:06 AM »
Oh shit nice

1725
The Flood / Re: Whose avatar is the best
« on: January 26, 2016, 09:59:49 AM »
That someone else is me

1726
The Flood / Re: Happy Australia Day you degenerate weebs
« on: January 26, 2016, 09:57:46 AM »
>Australia thinks it's important enough to have a day

LOL

1727
did he kill anybody yet?

1728
The Flood / Re: Cutest avatar here
« on: January 25, 2016, 09:29:58 AM »
Ahem

1729
The Flood / Re: OFFICIAL Super Bowl 50 Thread - Panthers vs Broncos
« on: January 25, 2016, 08:21:25 AM »
>sports

1730
The Flood / Re: The 00's were objectively better than the 90's
« on: January 24, 2016, 01:50:52 PM »

Only 2004-2007.

The rest of it I was too young to remember, and everything after 2007 sucked.
thats pretty accurate, family

1731
The Flood / Re: The 00's were objectively better than the 90's
« on: January 24, 2016, 01:36:17 PM »
I guess I just liked it better because I was finally an adult

1732
The Flood / Re: This infuriates me
« on: January 24, 2016, 12:55:35 PM »

1733
The Flood / Re: Would any user's death make you cry?
« on: January 24, 2016, 12:48:31 PM »

Some users would cry tears of joy if I died [emoji23]
that is not a laughing emoticon.

1734

"Hello Bernie supporter, I like to ride my bicycle all around the town and wave at the friendly people.'
"Hello Bernie supporter, I like to ride my bicycle all around the town and wave at the friendly niggers"

1735
Literally Pepsiman

1736
The Flood / The 00's were objectively better than the 90's
« on: January 24, 2016, 12:27:39 PM »
Prove me wrong

1737
The Flood / Re: Welcome to the Laser Tag Thread.
« on: January 22, 2016, 07:40:50 PM »
AH THATS BULLSHIT HE DIDNT EVEN SHOOT ME

1738
The Flood / Re: Welcome to the Laser Tag Thread.
« on: January 22, 2016, 07:40:28 PM »
PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW

1739
The Flood / Re: Welcome to the Laser Tag Thread.
« on: January 22, 2016, 07:40:02 PM »
OH FUCK NIGGERS ARE CHEATING

1740
The Flood / Re: you guys are great
« on: January 22, 2016, 05:33:12 PM »
What did you do to Verbatim

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