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The Flood / ITT we steal Deci's nameplate and simseoh's avatar
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:43:24 AM »
it's not fun when you join in.
I thought the same thing about you as soon as I saw who posted :/

But I can make it fun for the rest of us cool cats though, leeet's step it up a notch
are you high? i'm the banter king here.

also nice avatar, I'm glad you like it.
Im the only banter king here

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The Flood / Re: ITT we steal Deci's nameplate
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:27:25 AM »
My nameplate is the best though tbh fam

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The Flood / Re: ITT we steal Deci's nameplate
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:25:41 AM »

it's not fun when you join in.
oh snap

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The Flood / Re: Lets make a Buster Sword
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:14:53 AM »

Dis nigga knows what's up
at least quote my posts you lame ass nigga


and don't quote the OP

Da fuck you mean nigga dis nigga blaze nigga blaze nigga fuck dat nigga
Sorry, you are really just cluttering this thread, I don't want to be rude but can you please stop? Thankyou.
This nigga mad cuz real niggaz bampin up in dis thred


Please refrain from derailing this thread anymore. This is your "verbal" warning.


OT: That sword is going to be bad ass.
yo that's fruity

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The Flood / Lets make a Buster Sword
« on: February 04, 2016, 08:20:30 AM »

Dis nigga knows what's up
at least quote my posts you lame ass nigga


and don't quote the OP

Da fuck you mean nigga dis nigga blaze nigga blaze nigga fuck dat nigga
Sorry, you are really just cluttering this thread, I don't want to be rude but can you please stop? Thankyou.
This nigga mad cuz real niggaz bampin up in dis thred

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The Flood / Lets make a Buster Sword
« on: February 04, 2016, 08:09:00 AM »
Dis nigga knows what's up
at least quote my posts you lame ass nigga


and don't quote the OP

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The Flood / Re: Lets make a Buster Sword
« on: February 04, 2016, 08:04:34 AM »

Nigga we gonna blaze nigga I got dat good shit nigga
smoke da chronze lik we living in cali nigga na wut I meanz 

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The Flood / Re: verby, will you please give me a chance?
« on: February 04, 2016, 08:02:25 AM »

i get too much attention here
did you like that big word I used, babe? did it turn you on?
back off

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The Flood / Re: I think this truly proves you people like circle jerks.
« on: February 04, 2016, 08:00:10 AM »
I tried so hard and got so far

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The Flood / Re: I'm feeling directionless
« on: February 03, 2016, 11:58:24 PM »
In creeps the morning and another days lost

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The Flood / I'm feeling directionless
« on: February 03, 2016, 11:54:17 PM »
Yes, well that's to be expected and I know that best

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The Flood / Re: do u like 2 have fun??
« on: February 03, 2016, 11:48:50 PM »
This video made me cum

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The Flood / Re: Who here drinks tea?
« on: February 03, 2016, 11:47:34 PM »
Sometimes

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The Flood / Re: I think this truly proves you people like circle jerks.
« on: February 03, 2016, 11:46:43 PM »
It was a cold September night and I got bored of browsing dank memes so I went to sleep. I went to my job at the local Minimart and I overheard a customer named Zonda talk about something something memes. "Tbh it better be pretty ebin bro." I clock in when all of a sudden my boss Eliab tells me that I'm on thin ice for supplying a minor with alcohol. Suddenly Das walks in piss drunk and exclaims "I AM A GOD!" Eliab turns to me and says "Dammit Jester you did it again. You're fired." I walked out of the Minimart in anger whispering to myself "Jews and niggers and niggers and Jews." I walk past Azula raping Baron in an alley, Napalm saying something in German, and some redhead that came in out of nowhere. I get into an argument with Joecephalopod and I start reaching for my gun but the deputy Lord Ruler starts staring at me so I just walk away. I reach the door to my apartment but an Asian man stops me and starts winking at me in an infinite loop. At this point I realized I'm missing my keys so I start looking around. I look behind the garage but all I see is Joecephalopod sucking Officer Nasty's dick. Later that day I finally found my keys and went into my apartment. I crashed onto my bed and turned on the tv. The first thing I watched was a review for a story I wrote "10/10 story m8." That was pretty kewl. I had to turn off the tv because my head still hurt from that party I had in Joan Jett's honor last night. My headache only got worse as my roommate BaconShelf started yelling about how I need to stop being a lazy cuck and pay rent. "I got fired from the Minimart you downie." I said. "Oh." was his only reply. After a long and retarded day I went to sleep. My dreams were 50 shades of fucked up that night as I dreamed about something something danger zoooonneee, Ned Flanders pretending to be drunk for the sake of attention, when, suddenly a torrential downpour of cocks rained down from the black ceiling of clouds above. All of the United States was now at the mercy of mother nature and her destructive power, harnessed within the heat-seeking penises that sought to lay waste to the land. I woke up from the fucking gay nightmare and I could only think about how much of an ultra-queer Nexus is. I decided to browse more dank memes and man, I fucking love memes. BaconShelf's buttslave Fruit came into my room while I was browsing and told me to go fuck a duck so I uppercutted that bitch so hard NIGGERS became scared of me.

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Gaming / Re: What is the worst game you have ever fully completed?
« on: February 03, 2016, 11:31:59 PM »

DA2
Destiny
Fable 2
DA2 isn't even that bad

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The Flood / Re: verby, will you please give me a chance?
« on: February 03, 2016, 11:28:06 PM »

i get too much attention here
Make me a fucking sandwich

just kidding, babe

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The Flood / Re: goodnight
« on: February 03, 2016, 08:26:12 PM »
Lame ass niggas ya feel

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The Flood / Re: verby, will you please give me a chance?
« on: February 03, 2016, 08:11:01 PM »
Fight me bitch

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The Flood / Gay niggers
« on: February 03, 2016, 06:52:25 PM »
I'm really bored, family

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The Flood / Re: What ways can one react to power?
« on: February 03, 2016, 05:45:12 PM »
>react

I'll see you in court

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The Flood / Re: blog thread
« on: February 03, 2016, 05:43:26 PM »
So about that date...

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The Flood / Re: Sorry for the quality of my posts
« on: February 03, 2016, 05:42:19 PM »
You my nigger though

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The Flood / Re: Sorry for the quality of my posts
« on: February 03, 2016, 05:41:46 PM »
Shut up, bitch

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The Flood / Re: goodnight
« on: February 03, 2016, 05:39:25 PM »

Nigga imbout to smoke dat shit right now nigga I blaze nigga fuck y'all bitch ass niggasim high asf fuck nigga
Best new poster

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The Flood / Re: blog thread
« on: February 03, 2016, 12:19:40 PM »
Hey, babe

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The Flood / Re: I had a dream that I asked out Verb
« on: February 03, 2016, 12:19:03 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I had a dream that I asked out Verb
« on: February 03, 2016, 12:11:55 PM »


Lol you dream about people on here
You dont?
I know I do.

I once had a dream I joined the skinheads in prison with slash.

And I had another dream about snuggling with LC.
Did you kill him?

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The Flood / Re: I had a dream that I asked out Verb
« on: February 03, 2016, 09:45:42 AM »

Lol you dream about people on here
You dont?

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