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Messages - Jester
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1651
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:43:24 AM »
it's not fun when you join in.
I thought the same thing about you as soon as I saw who posted :/
But I can make it fun for the rest of us cool cats though, leeet's step it up a notch
are you high? i'm the banter king here.
also nice avatar, I'm glad you like it.
Im the only banter king here
1652
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:27:25 AM »
My nameplate is the best though tbh fam
1653
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:25:41 AM »
it's not fun when you join in.
oh snap
1654
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:14:53 AM »
Dis nigga knows what's up
at least quote my posts you lame ass nigga
and don't quote the OP
Da fuck you mean nigga dis nigga blaze nigga blaze nigga fuck dat nigga
Sorry, you are really just cluttering this thread, I don't want to be rude but can you please stop? Thankyou.
This nigga mad cuz real niggaz bampin up in dis thred
Please refrain from derailing this thread anymore. This is your "verbal" warning.
OT: That sword is going to be bad ass.
yo that's fruity
1655
« on: February 04, 2016, 08:20:30 AM »
Dis nigga knows what's up
at least quote my posts you lame ass nigga
and don't quote the OP
Da fuck you mean nigga dis nigga blaze nigga blaze nigga fuck dat nigga
Sorry, you are really just cluttering this thread, I don't want to be rude but can you please stop? Thankyou.
This nigga mad cuz real niggaz bampin up in dis thred
1656
« on: February 04, 2016, 08:09:00 AM »
Dis nigga knows what's up
at least quote my posts you lame ass nigga and don't quote the OP
1657
« on: February 04, 2016, 08:08:02 AM »
spy kids 2 is a quality film
1658
« on: February 04, 2016, 08:04:34 AM »
Nigga we gonna blaze nigga I got dat good shit nigga
smoke da chronze lik we living in cali nigga na wut I meanz
1659
« on: February 04, 2016, 08:02:25 AM »
i get too much attention here
did you like that big word I used, babe? did it turn you on?
back off
1660
« on: February 04, 2016, 08:00:10 AM »
I tried so hard and got so far
1661
« on: February 03, 2016, 11:58:24 PM »
In creeps the morning and another days lost
1662
« on: February 03, 2016, 11:54:17 PM »
Yes, well that's to be expected and I know that best
1663
« on: February 03, 2016, 11:48:50 PM »
This video made me cum
1664
« on: February 03, 2016, 11:47:34 PM »
Sometimes
1665
« on: February 03, 2016, 11:46:43 PM »
It was a cold September night and I got bored of browsing dank memes so I went to sleep. I went to my job at the local Minimart and I overheard a customer named Zonda talk about something something memes. "Tbh it better be pretty ebin bro." I clock in when all of a sudden my boss Eliab tells me that I'm on thin ice for supplying a minor with alcohol. Suddenly Das walks in piss drunk and exclaims "I AM A GOD!" Eliab turns to me and says "Dammit Jester you did it again. You're fired." I walked out of the Minimart in anger whispering to myself "Jews and niggers and niggers and Jews." I walk past Azula raping Baron in an alley, Napalm saying something in German, and some redhead that came in out of nowhere. I get into an argument with Joecephalopod and I start reaching for my gun but the deputy Lord Ruler starts staring at me so I just walk away. I reach the door to my apartment but an Asian man stops me and starts winking at me in an infinite loop. At this point I realized I'm missing my keys so I start looking around. I look behind the garage but all I see is Joecephalopod sucking Officer Nasty's dick. Later that day I finally found my keys and went into my apartment. I crashed onto my bed and turned on the tv. The first thing I watched was a review for a story I wrote "10/10 story m8." That was pretty kewl. I had to turn off the tv because my head still hurt from that party I had in Joan Jett's honor last night. My headache only got worse as my roommate BaconShelf started yelling about how I need to stop being a lazy cuck and pay rent. "I got fired from the Minimart you downie." I said. "Oh." was his only reply. After a long and retarded day I went to sleep. My dreams were 50 shades of fucked up that night as I dreamed about something something danger zoooonneee, Ned Flanders pretending to be drunk for the sake of attention, when, suddenly a torrential downpour of cocks rained down from the black ceiling of clouds above. All of the United States was now at the mercy of mother nature and her destructive power, harnessed within the heat-seeking penises that sought to lay waste to the land. I woke up from the fucking gay nightmare and I could only think about how much of an ultra-queer Nexus is. I decided to browse more dank memes and man, I fucking love memes. BaconShelf's buttslave Fruit came into my room while I was browsing and told me to go fuck a duck so I uppercutted that bitch so hard NIGGERS became scared of me.
1666
« on: February 03, 2016, 11:36:46 PM »
Damn they have big feet
Like, twice the size of my feet
you know what that means
Big shoes?
big hands
big dicks.
1667
« on: February 03, 2016, 11:31:59 PM »
DA2 Destiny Fable 2
DA2 isn't even that bad
1668
« on: February 03, 2016, 11:28:06 PM »
i get too much attention here
Make me a fucking sandwich just kidding, babe
1669
« on: February 03, 2016, 08:26:12 PM »
Lame ass niggas ya feel
1670
« on: February 03, 2016, 08:11:01 PM »
Fight me bitch
1671
« on: February 03, 2016, 06:52:25 PM »
I'm really bored, family
1672
« on: February 03, 2016, 05:45:12 PM »
>react
I'll see you in court
1673
« on: February 03, 2016, 05:43:26 PM »
So about that date...
1674
« on: February 03, 2016, 05:42:19 PM »
You my nigger though
1675
« on: February 03, 2016, 05:41:46 PM »
Shut up, bitch
1676
« on: February 03, 2016, 05:39:25 PM »
Nigga imbout to smoke dat shit right now nigga I blaze nigga fuck y'all bitch ass niggasim high asf fuck nigga
Best new poster
1677
« on: February 03, 2016, 12:19:40 PM »
Hey, babe
1678
« on: February 03, 2016, 12:19:03 PM »
Lol you dream about people on here
You dont?
lol no fam
you need to go outside, Friend
I think you're just mad
1679
« on: February 03, 2016, 12:11:55 PM »
Lol you dream about people on here
You dont?
I know I do.
I once had a dream I joined the skinheads in prison with slash.
And I had another dream about snuggling with LC.
Did you kill him?
1680
« on: February 03, 2016, 09:45:42 AM »
Lol you dream about people on here
You dont?
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