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The Flood / Today I was reminded why I love Leliana
« on: February 08, 2016, 11:41:38 PM »
Also YLYL thread

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The Flood / Re: Going out with a 5'8" blonde
« on: February 08, 2016, 08:22:53 PM »
Don't rape her

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The Flood / Re: What's been the biggest struggle of your life?
« on: February 08, 2016, 01:51:40 PM »
I'll have to think on that

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The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 08, 2016, 12:55:22 PM »

my denial meter is off the charts
I'm aware. You should do something about that.
Im going to break up with you if you keep arguing with me like this

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The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 08, 2016, 12:49:57 PM »

I have a feeling Verb got bullied by the jocks in his school
Actually, my school was pretty much devoid of "bullies." There were no cliques, because there were a lot of nerdy kids who played sports, and lots of big guys who lifted, but were never on any team. Everyone got along with each other just fine.

Soooo yeah
my denial meter is off the charts

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The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 08, 2016, 12:41:43 PM »

YOU CAN'T STOP IT VERBATIM




YOU WILL BE SUCKED INTO THIS AMERICAN MACHINE




AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT




You need therapy

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At least it was during work. David Carradine died this way, but he was jerking off dressed as Batman. Imagine his hast couple of seconds... The embarrassment knowing your body will be found, dick out, dressed as the Caped Crusader.

This poor guy at least only had the panic of simply dying.

....Damn.

A guy in the next barracks over from me died this way in 1996. Never met him. His CO had to give the details to his family...

Why? Just fucking why? Out of all the ways to die... why would anyone attempt that knowing the risks?
It's easily the best way to die

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The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 08, 2016, 12:15:21 PM »
I have a feeling Verb got bullied by the jocks in his school

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The Flood / Re: If Sep7agon was a Supermarket
« on: February 08, 2016, 08:20:20 AM »
I'm the guy who runs through the store making cringy prank videos

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The Flood / Re: Team Iron Man or Team Cap?
« on: February 08, 2016, 08:12:37 AM »
Only 6 year olds actually support Iron Man

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The Flood / Re: Facebook: Not even once
« on: February 08, 2016, 07:45:04 AM »
That's not the proper use of that meme

1632
Gaming / Re: So I'm in the middle of DAI
« on: February 08, 2016, 12:41:41 AM »
I've literally restarted the game that many times because my characters were so fucked

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Gaming / So I'm in the middle of DAI
« on: February 08, 2016, 12:39:12 AM »
And I just realized how much I hate the british male voice actor. That combined with my smashed in cheeks makes me just want to restart the game for the 35th time.

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Serious / Re: You guys ready for the GOP debate
« on: February 06, 2016, 09:48:21 PM »
RIP Rubio

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Serious / You guys ready for the GOP debate
« on: February 06, 2016, 07:29:30 PM »
Ready for Ted Cruz to be BTFO please.

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Serious / Re: Hillary Clinton will win New Hampshire
« on: February 06, 2016, 07:25:20 PM »
Icy alt confirmed

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever feel "pressured" into liking posts?
« on: February 05, 2016, 06:41:28 PM »
Ender like my post

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The Flood / Re: Somebody make this their avatar.
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:48:41 AM »
This avatar is homo

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The Flood / Re: Somebody make this their avatar.
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:48:00 AM »
Ok

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So....

Gonna write this down as the 10243th time I have seen this exact thread.
We need more of these threads

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The Flood / Re: I got into the teaching program
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:03:52 AM »
I feel like I should call the cops

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The Flood / Re: Post nice things said about you ITT
« on: February 04, 2016, 07:16:24 PM »

"You're not special and nobody on here cares about you. Just a heads up." - Turkey

Was this Jive or did I actually say that?
You said it

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Hating Elegiac
« on: February 04, 2016, 04:13:52 PM »
We're like a huge dysfunctional family

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The Flood / Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows !
« on: February 04, 2016, 12:26:05 PM »

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The Flood / Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows !
« on: February 04, 2016, 12:23:03 PM »
"Support my balls you piece of shit" - Elegiac

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The Flood / Post nice things said about you ITT
« on: February 04, 2016, 12:21:10 PM »
"You're not special and nobody on here cares about you. Just a heads up." - Turkey

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Hating Elegiac
« on: February 04, 2016, 12:18:35 PM »
I'm flattered that you wish you were me

Honestly I am. I'm honored, but you really don't want to wish you were me. Well... me irl at least. I have a lot of shit going on in my life right now, it's a complicated mess. I don't really want to share it on this website. Let's just say it was enough to bring me down and reduce me to nothing, it's unrelated to this website. This website wishes it was the cause that I'm unhappy, but this website for me is just a temporary escape mechanism really. I don't know if things will ever get better from here on out. My future itself is looking pretty grim in terms of my personal life. I try really hard to be the hero, and that feeling of not being able to do anything about it, it's the worst thing you can ever feel as a human being with emotions. I know you don't have much emotion so I don't expect you to understand, but it's like someone weighing a shit ton of bricks on you and then telling you to suck it up and deal with it because life is unfair and you don't deserve anything good to ever happen to you.

That's my life right now, and it's been that way this entire year since last December.

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The Flood / ITT: Hating Elegiac
« on: February 04, 2016, 12:14:49 PM »
Stop calling me out you guys its really mean. I won't accept apologies though.

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The Flood / ITT: Hating Elegiac
« on: February 04, 2016, 12:13:02 PM »
it's not fun when you join in.
I thought the same thing about you as soon as I saw who posted :/

But I can make it fun for the rest of us cool cats though, leeet's step it up a notch
are you high? i'm the banter king here.

also nice avatar, I'm glad you like it.
Im the only banter king here
funny, i didn't see you on the banter bus this morning...

You may have been fun back in the day, but not anymore. And I don't even remember what you were like back on bungie, all I knew you for was as the guy who got the last post on old flood. Were you popular?
You became a whiny bitch here, and no, I wasn't.
What you call banter is not banter. It's embarrassing adolescent pissing contests and edgery. Banter is in good fun and high spirits, it's not some unhappy little prick trying to take his frustrations out on the internet.
And it was you and the rest who became whiny little bitches. I never changed, I still haven't. But suddenly it was nonstop whinging, bitching and hate... "I doooon't like elegiac's threeeaads... I don't liiiiike elegiac but I just can't stay awaaay from him boohoohooboohoo ect ect ect"

Hah
That apology wasn't sincere enough. Mods please ban more.

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