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« on: January 19, 2015, 07:53:22 AM »
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« on: January 19, 2015, 07:45:04 AM »
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« on: January 16, 2015, 08:54:50 PM »
844
« on: January 16, 2015, 05:34:49 PM »
Potato
845
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:10:17 AM »
MARIA HE MARIA HOO MARIA HA MARIA HA HA
846
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:51:21 AM »
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
847
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:40:44 AM »
I was at the skate park near my house, which is where everybody goes to do drugs. So there were these kids that looked 10 who were being temped to take a hit. I say to them "There are undercover Cops here that are waiting to arrest you." They called my bluff so I said "If you do that you're gonna end up looking like me when you're older."
They bolted the fuck out of there.
848
« on: January 15, 2015, 11:23:44 PM »
I was in 2nd grade at the time. We were going to the school forest for some bullshit field trip. (The forest is the school's backyard) While we were doing some gay Jew thing, I found a Robin's nest that was about to fall out of a tree. It had one Robin egg inside of it so I took it back to the school and was "excused" from the remainder of class to take care of the egg. (with the help of some adult fgt)
When class ended this down-syndrome infested, Dick twirling, shit dumpster of a child "Jordan" knocked my egg off the table. I watched as my bird fell to it's death. Then the fight happened.
The best thing about that was he got some kind of disfunction and now can never stop blinking.
849
« on: January 15, 2015, 10:30:57 AM »
i was just lurkin guiz im ssuper serous
850
« on: January 14, 2015, 10:09:11 PM »
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« on: January 14, 2015, 03:19:53 PM »
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« on: January 14, 2015, 12:06:10 PM »
853
« on: January 14, 2015, 02:32:52 AM »
I'm tripping, yo.
854
« on: January 13, 2015, 09:00:13 PM »
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« on: January 13, 2015, 06:04:35 PM »
Discuss
856
« on: January 13, 2015, 03:21:45 PM »
I'm fixing my shitty ass telescope so I can see it before it's gone
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« on: January 13, 2015, 03:12:19 PM »
Discuss
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« on: January 13, 2015, 12:20:32 PM »
How crooked are Lemon's teeth?
859
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:22:40 PM »
Discuss
860
« on: January 12, 2015, 11:46:00 AM »
Discuss
861
« on: January 12, 2015, 11:00:15 AM »
>Live in ghetto
>Don't pay rent
>Become homeless
>You get money that could feed your 4 children
>Buy Jordan
Nigga logic
862
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:26:24 AM »
Discuss
863
« on: January 09, 2015, 10:45:59 AM »
I'm not very good at this.
864
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:06:29 PM »
AMA
865
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:43:22 AM »
Discuss.
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« on: January 06, 2015, 12:08:28 PM »
>Helplessly try to divide by 0
>0.exe has stopped working
>Realize all efforts are futile
>Give up
>Go into deep depression
>Ponder the meaning of life
>Go bankrupt
>Become homeless
>Die of hunger
>0 people go to funeral
>All organs are stolen
This is why we don't divide by zero.
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« on: January 05, 2015, 10:14:14 PM »
868
« on: January 05, 2015, 11:58:15 AM »
You must have a mirror in your pocket, because I see myself in your pants.
869
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:01:43 AM »
Discuss
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« on: January 05, 2015, 01:31:58 AM »
"I get that bank, and my kush is dank. I flank all the skanks." -Jester 2015
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