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811
« on: January 26, 2015, 03:14:30 PM »
HMMMMMMMM GURRRRLLLLL HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
812
« on: January 26, 2015, 12:20:55 PM »
I have a black ancestor that was in the civil war. What now niggas? 
813
« on: January 26, 2015, 07:48:17 AM »
Discuss
814
« on: January 24, 2015, 09:15:05 AM »
>Go to gym
>Start exercising
>Puke guts out
>Haven't been to the gym in 22 years
>Go home
>Cry
815
« on: January 23, 2015, 12:17:16 PM »
Huntin for the venison, eh.
My daughter is shuckin the corn in the fields, Ya.
Have to tend to garden o'relse were starvin in the winter, yous guys.
816
« on: January 23, 2015, 12:12:12 PM »
I'm serious, yous guys.
817
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:59:28 AM »
Sweet jeebus, homies.
818
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:37:06 AM »
God damn, Dustin. He's worse than Jacob.
819
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:33:58 AM »
Nobody likes Vega. Kill yourself.
820
« on: January 23, 2015, 08:01:30 AM »
Holy fuck my Mother gave me 8 vaccines when I was two years old. Damn Ho.
821
« on: January 23, 2015, 12:41:05 AM »
DUDES I THINK I'M ABOUT TO HOOK UP WITH SOMEBODY FROM NY.
JESTER FOUND LLLLLLLLUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVV
822
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:20:21 PM »
823
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:06:56 PM »
Cut the tall grass weekly o'relse them bears are gonna eat our children, Ya.
Minnesotans have the best accents, yous guys.
824
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:52:50 AM »
>"Offical CP thread" > 
825
« on: January 22, 2015, 12:42:29 AM »
 Wat du flood?
826
« on: January 22, 2015, 12:38:26 AM »
Discuss
827
« on: January 21, 2015, 08:31:39 PM »
828
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:16:32 PM »
That's how I like it, ho
829
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:42:30 AM »
 Discuss
830
« on: January 20, 2015, 11:50:46 PM »
Bitches. Apollo up in your grill.
Not coming out of Phil, always gettin them bills. So wet it's like I got fucking gills. Every single phrase you spit gets split by my skills.
Swag. Swag.
Bitch I was born Greek.
And when Niggas come to seek, for me. Ho, I'll dry out the sea.
Hard to be me. But It's great to be me.
Swag. Swag.
831
« on: January 20, 2015, 03:25:52 PM »
832
« on: January 20, 2015, 12:19:55 PM »
PARIS WILL BURN. PRAISE ALLAH.
833
« on: January 20, 2015, 11:46:50 AM »
Discuss
834
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:23:20 PM »
I was nineteen and attempting to finish Highschool for the second time. Anyway, out of the ass some really hot grills invited me to their party. (I wasn't what you would call "Popular") When I arrived, everything was hell.
All the kewl kids started calling me out, saying that I was "A frontin bitchtard" and "I couldn't slam down shots even if there was pussy at the bottom". So the drinking contest began. Of course I was superior in the end, getting the attention of the grills.
This one girl I liked dragged me into the bathroom and gave me "fellatio". I was probably to drunk to understand what happened afterwards.
In the end, I woke up with no pants on.
835
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:03:54 PM »
Here's mine: LowqualityShitposter
836
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:14:49 PM »
The dehydration is real.
Edit: The plumbers say it'll take 10-20 minutes for my sink to be fixed.
Edit: I found leftover milk in my fridge.
fuck
837
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:59:48 AM »
Heheheheh
838
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:43:22 AM »
What the fuck am I supposed to do with it?
839
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:40:37 AM »
840
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:39:31 AM »
5-0 gonna get your ass, homie
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