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The Flood / Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?
« on: March 17, 2015, 10:19:35 PM »
I did once, and my shit got fucked up.
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The Flood / Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?« on: March 17, 2015, 10:19:35 PM »
I did once, and my shit got fucked up.
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The Flood / #NigerianMasterRace« on: March 17, 2015, 06:55:06 PM »Spoiler Dear Sir: I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region. You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount. PS. send nudes 637
The Flood / A Nigerian prince just e-mailed me« on: March 17, 2015, 12:13:16 PM »
This ain't 1999 bitch ass mothafucka.
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The Flood / HOLY FUCK I JUST PULLED OUT A 4-INCH BOOGER« on: March 15, 2015, 09:13:32 PM »
THATS NASTY MAN
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The Flood / My nose is big« on: March 15, 2015, 02:59:14 PM »
Like how the fuck did I not notice this before
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The Flood / I'm having horrific hallucinations« on: March 15, 2015, 09:11:18 AM »
The hallucinations involve dead children surrounded by crows and pentagrams, talking cats that chant "REPENT" in a scary as shit voice, and dead relatives that look like they were thrown in a wood chipper.
What should I do? I've had minor hallucinations before, but they were never this bad. My Doctor gave me medication but that shit ain't working. 648
Gaming / Discuss the badass game that is Dragon Age: Origins« on: March 14, 2015, 08:40:06 PM »
Discuss
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The Flood / I just watched a horror movie« on: March 12, 2015, 05:14:45 AM »
Help me, flood. It's 2:00 AM and I'm scared shitless.
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The Flood / I'm going to watch the Phantom Menace everyday for 3 months« on: March 11, 2015, 11:57:18 AM »
This is what I do when I'm bored
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Gaming / R* FUCKED UP HEISTS« on: March 10, 2015, 12:01:39 PM »
THEY DUN GOOFED.
THEY DUN GOOFED. 652
The Flood / I've been on Sprint text support for 3 hours« on: March 09, 2015, 06:37:27 PM »
I hate everything.
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The Flood / Here in my garage, just got this new Lamborgini here« on: March 08, 2015, 05:16:35 PM »![]() 655
The Flood / I got into a fight today« on: March 07, 2015, 10:18:32 AM »
Remember when I said I had a Basketball championship today? Well, I lost. We would have won but Fucktard Dipshit was clapping during my freethrow and the bias referees didn't call the foul.
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Gaming / EA FUCKING PULLED CAUSE OF DEATH?« on: March 06, 2015, 11:42:17 PM »
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT? EVIL SCUMBAGS!
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The Flood / MY BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME IS TOMMOROW« on: March 06, 2015, 07:22:35 PM »
WISH ME LUCK, FLOOD
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The Flood / So I used a Ouija board today« on: March 06, 2015, 12:05:48 PM »
Lol @ Christians who think it's legit -> http://www.christiantoday.com/article/sales.of.ouija.boards.spike.but.how.dangerous.are.they/43834.htm
But anyway, I was with my friends and we shouted "I WANT JESUS TO PENETRATE MY ASSHOLE" and nothing happened. I am disappoint. 660
The Flood / I just won a game of chess« on: March 05, 2015, 10:43:06 AM »
Can't even handle my skills.
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