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601
« on: April 03, 2015, 03:21:52 PM »
Like I can't eat shit in this fucking city
602
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:21:58 PM »
Like goddamn
603
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:53:05 PM »
Wat du Flud
604
« on: April 01, 2015, 10:40:43 PM »
JESTER GONNA GET THAT PUSSY
#JESTERPUSSYGAME
605
« on: April 01, 2015, 09:10:01 PM »
I tried to make my voice sound as sexy as possible
606
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:20:13 PM »
607
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:03:29 PM »
 Discuss the good old days of your favorite forum. Spoiler BUT FOR ME THE GOOD OLD DAYS GOT FUCKED. AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKBOY MOD DWINTHY
608
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:06:36 PM »
Srsly
609
« on: April 01, 2015, 12:07:39 PM »
I used to work in Chicago, but not anymore.
A lady came in the store one day, asking for a German method of coal extraction. A German method of coal extraction she wanted! MEIN SHAFT SHE GOT!
Discuss pub songs.
610
« on: March 31, 2015, 09:40:01 PM »
611
« on: March 31, 2015, 09:32:49 PM »
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612
« on: March 29, 2015, 05:41:16 PM »
Like srsly
613
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:24:53 PM »
614
« on: March 29, 2015, 01:00:20 PM »
You will never find a redneck this fucker. He mows his lawn with a Chainsaw, fire, and a weed wacker. He has two tractors in his yard, his truck is the main cause of global warming, and he is drunk 24/7. Once he invited me over to a barbecue and almost burnt his house down. Like, we in the suburbs fuckboy. This ain't no Texas Walker Ranger shit, nigga. unrelated 
615
« on: March 28, 2015, 10:21:27 PM »
616
« on: March 27, 2015, 05:34:46 PM »
So this went better than I expected. When I arrived at the place, all my shit was scattered throughout the yard. So I started picking them up when some southerner started yelling "AY, WHAT YOU DOIN MOTHAFUCKA? THIS IS MY FRIEND RALPHIES YARD." I say that Ralphie stole my shit and that I was retrieving it.
He takes a step towards me so I reach in my jacket (nothing was in it) and slowly take my hand out. He starts backing up, I load up my truck, and go to the Police station and tell them what happened. They said that there isn't much they could do, so I just went back to my house.
617
« on: March 27, 2015, 03:41:42 PM »
They stole my
Tv
Playstation 4
iPad
$100
I'm fucking pissed. This is some Class-A bullshit.
618
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:58:21 PM »
619
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:11:37 PM »
Mine:
"Surely you jest"
Squeaking shoes
Chewing gum like an asshole
"Like dude I like fucked her like right in the like pussy"
620
« on: March 25, 2015, 11:17:56 PM »
621
« on: March 25, 2015, 01:00:49 AM »
 We are always watching.
622
« on: March 25, 2015, 12:09:26 AM »
Oh logic where have you gone
623
« on: March 24, 2015, 10:06:15 PM »
Assist me in my quest to learn how magnets work, flood.
624
« on: March 24, 2015, 09:32:36 PM »
 Here we observe Cheat giving LC the title of "Grandmaster Ninja". Must I say anymore? This is a clear message that LC has just became the Grandmaster of not only the "Ninjas" (Satanic cult) but the Illuminati aswell. The gold title bar that LC has been given is an obvious metaphor for the weath and power of the Illumanti secret order. And let's look at his name shall we? LC = Lucifer's Child. This is more than your average dinky-winky coincidence. Stay vigilant my friends. 
625
« on: March 24, 2015, 09:14:30 PM »
 You cannot fool me, Admin.
626
« on: March 24, 2015, 09:01:19 PM »
 Its cherry flavor.
627
« on: March 24, 2015, 08:23:42 PM »
Like what the fuck?
628
« on: March 22, 2015, 11:59:13 PM »
629
« on: March 22, 2015, 11:44:57 PM »
"HUR DUR LOOK AT WHAT OXY DOES 2 U" Like fucking bitch I already fucking look like that. "ARE THESE PILLS WORTH THE PAIN THAT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ENDURE?" My family is dead you cunt. 
630
« on: March 17, 2015, 10:37:33 PM »
Check 'Em
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