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The Flood / Im sorry flood
« on: August 15, 2015, 04:10:03 AM »
I can't help it

422
The Flood / So I'm getting a cat
« on: August 09, 2015, 09:20:35 PM »
What should I name it

423
The Flood / Is anybody else gonna see the new Hitman movie?
« on: August 09, 2015, 09:11:41 PM »
Looks pretty wicked crispy, yo

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The Flood / I have a highschool reunion coming up
« on: August 09, 2015, 07:39:55 PM »
This should be interesting

425
The Flood / So I rewatched Rocky 3 today
« on: August 09, 2015, 12:00:42 AM »
Mickey nuuuuuu

426
The Flood / Pixels wasn't that bad
« on: August 04, 2015, 10:44:58 PM »
Fuck you guys I can have an opinion

427
The Flood / Mods hate good music confirmed
« on: August 03, 2015, 09:59:01 PM »
You fookin bastards

428
The Flood / CLOWNS TO THE LEFT OF ME JOKERS TO THE RIGHT
« on: August 03, 2015, 06:48:57 PM »
HERE I AM

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The Flood / IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE
« on: August 03, 2015, 12:25:41 AM »
BUT ITS NOT QUITE RIGHT

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The Flood / Can't jest the Jester
« on: July 31, 2015, 10:22:48 PM »
 M8

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The Flood / YOURE AS COLD AS ICE
« on: July 31, 2015, 04:23:45 PM »
SOMEDAY YOULL PAY THE PRICE

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The Flood / Hey Lemön
« on: July 25, 2015, 03:04:57 PM »

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ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF ROCK


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Gaming / I've moved on
« on: July 22, 2015, 01:04:09 AM »
I realize now that I am not worthy of the divine being known as Leliana. I must now obtain a new waifu. Somebody like Carley.














Carley shouldn't have died. Seriously.

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The Flood / Carley shouldn't have died
« on: July 21, 2015, 10:24:25 PM »
I've had sand in my asshole because of this since 2012

436
The Flood / If Cheat types in a code
« on: July 18, 2015, 01:09:58 AM »
Is it a cheat code?

437
The Flood / For the first time in my life I'm gonna narc
« on: July 18, 2015, 12:57:54 AM »
ITS TIME TO TAKE DOWN THIS DRUG INFESTED CITY ONE NEEDLE JUNKIE AT A TIME

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What's my excuse flud?

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Gaming / konami Is fucking dead to me
« on: July 17, 2015, 03:50:33 PM »
I didn't follow these fucks for 20+ years only to be stabbed in the balls. Fucking Gook town bastards

440
The Flood / So I went to band practice today
« on: July 17, 2015, 12:54:57 AM »
Last week I told everybody to bring a unique outfit to practice in preparation for our next gig.


And goddamnit it was like a fucking circus in that bitch. Our bassist had a fucking cape, the guitarist had a fake ass looking model sword on his back, and our drummer was wearing a dirt biking helmet.

I am dissapoint

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The Flood / HOLY FUCKIN SHIT
« on: July 17, 2015, 12:46:07 AM »
SOME NIGGA JUST GOT SHOT UP. IM NOT EVEN JOKING.

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The Flood / I'm not gay anymore
« on: July 16, 2015, 03:11:23 PM »
I changed my mind Women are hot

443
The Flood / So I'm gay
« on: July 16, 2015, 02:32:37 PM »
That's pretty interesting

444
The Flood / ALL MY NIGGAS IN CALI
« on: July 10, 2015, 03:52:57 PM »
WHERE YOU AT BITCHES. JESTY HAS ARRIVED.

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The Flood / JESTER IM CALLING YOU OUT
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:39:59 PM »
YOU ARENT EVEN WICKED CRISPY BRO.

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The Flood / Sep7agon is facing civil war
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:36:45 PM »
JOIN THE CONFEDERACY AND TOGETHER WE WILL RULE THE GALAXY

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The Flood / I really shouldn't.
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:27:19 PM »
Oh well.

O-ho. Weeeeeeeeeellll
 Elegiac is a bitch,
Hes a big fat bitch,
Hes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
Hes a stupid bitch,
If there ever was a bitch,
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday he's a bitch,
on Tuesday he's a bitch,
on Wednesday to Saturday he's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
he's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!

Have you ever met my friend Elegiac
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
he's a mean ole bitch 'cause he has stupid hair,
he's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
he's a stupid bitch!
Elegiac is bitch and he's just a dirty bitch!
Elegiac is a BI-I-I-IT –


wait I just hit something with my car

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Gaming / My Batman: AK review
« on: July 06, 2015, 05:48:33 PM »
It had a shitload of badass moments but there were some little things that annoyed me.

CONS:

- No batcave
- I can't summon Robin to fight with me
- Joker frequently breaks immersion
- No civilized Gotham to fight thugs in after main story
- The game made me kill my favorite fucking villain as Joker

PROS:

- Batmobile is badass
-  Batman is badass
- Catwoman is badass
- Scarecrow is badass
- Gordon is badass
- Robin is badass
- Combat is satisfying as hell
- The main story kept me engaged
- Side missions are wicked crispy
- The "I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman" line made me jizz

 

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The Flood / I'm leaving
« on: July 05, 2015, 09:20:50 PM »
Bye fags

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The Flood / I'm in the ghetto
« on: July 03, 2015, 03:27:56 PM »
Nigga this shit creepy

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