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871
« on: May 06, 2017, 08:14:19 PM »
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff.. ..ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm.. .hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
872
« on: May 06, 2017, 04:40:26 PM »
What is this forum anymore?
873
« on: May 06, 2017, 03:52:42 PM »
What I think is funny is that Trump supporters were completely fine with Trump's "pussy" comments, insulting other people throughout the campaign, etc. but Colbert makes a joke (albeit one that's not too funny), and suddenly all Hell breaks loose and they scream, "WHAT A FILTHY MOUTH, HE NEEDS TO BE FIRED!"
They're trying to do to Colbert what any leftist would do to a right-winger who said the same thing.
i'm struggling to think of any right wing comedians who got complaints by people to the fcc for using some slightly naughty language on a show that airs at 12:00 am ET during the 8 years of the obama presidency.
I don't even agree with them, just stating their logic. Colbert should be fired for being an unfunny sellout faggot, not for making an unoriginal gay joke.
874
« on: May 06, 2017, 03:23:21 AM »
Logan is capeshit.
875
« on: May 06, 2017, 03:19:26 AM »
What I think is funny is that Trump supporters were completely fine with Trump's "pussy" comments, insulting other people throughout the campaign, etc. but Colbert makes a joke (albeit one that's not too funny), and suddenly all Hell breaks loose and they scream, "WHAT A FILTHY MOUTH, HE NEEDS TO BE FIRED!"
They're trying to do to Colbert what any leftist would do to a right-winger who said the same thing.
876
« on: May 06, 2017, 02:13:06 AM »
I used to find Colbert funny, but since the Colbert Report ended he hasn't been humorous at all.
Trump has universally killed comedy though. Not through actions by the man himself, but because left-leaning comedians and media figures (read: all of them) endlessly lampooning and mocking him. It's not funny or original in any way. It's beating a dead horse until the horse has been virtually disintegrated.
B-but, he's ORANGE! An ORANGE MAN! Can you believe that!? ORANGE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCKING ORANGE! LMAOOOOOOO
877
« on: May 06, 2017, 01:30:55 AM »
This is why we need another Hitler.
878
« on: May 05, 2017, 07:57:49 PM »
Colbert hasn't been funny since like 2008.
879
« on: May 05, 2017, 04:53:54 PM »
Colbert should be fired for being terrible at his job.
880
« on: May 05, 2017, 04:15:01 PM »
881
« on: May 05, 2017, 02:30:58 AM »
We need cheaper mangoes.
882
« on: May 05, 2017, 12:56:45 AM »
He didn't kill all the natives.
883
« on: May 04, 2017, 06:59:10 AM »
What year is it?
884
« on: May 03, 2017, 09:06:09 PM »
full score
885
« on: May 03, 2017, 12:46:21 PM »
Remind me again why one should fact check something as innocuous as a penguin with a waifu?
886
« on: May 03, 2017, 09:56:36 AM »
I should really revisit this game. I got it on sale a few years back and liked what I played but never got around to finishing it because I got caught up with other games and just sort of forgot about it.
887
« on: May 03, 2017, 09:51:06 AM »
TBH the "emptiness" of the open world doesn't really bother me. It's pretty enough that I never once found it tedious, and I hardly ever use my horse.
888
« on: May 03, 2017, 08:20:07 AM »
The above listed + Monster Hunter.
889
« on: May 03, 2017, 02:14:45 AM »
Hopefully never. I'd imagine a kinetic weapon that could pierce the earth's crust would do far more damage than any nuke could.
890
« on: May 02, 2017, 08:49:19 PM »
It's their fault for succumbing to degeneracy.
891
« on: May 02, 2017, 07:22:52 PM »
Andrew Jackson did nothing wrong. Why would I want to be culturally enriched by a bunch of Listerine drinkers and meth heads?
892
« on: May 02, 2017, 05:56:21 PM »
I'm gonna poppy that cherry.
893
« on: May 02, 2017, 05:23:52 PM »
I did Zora, Goron, Gerudo, Rito.
Funny story behind the Goron one actually. I was exploring the area around Death Mountain but I didn't even know that Fireproof Elixers were a thing. I got to the tower and saw some hot springs in the distance and bum rushed it before I could burn to death. Then I figured that Goron City couldn't be far so I just kept on running for my life and chugging food. By the time I got to the city I was practically out of food so I ran for my life to get to the shop but was short on Rupees so I sold all my alchemy gear and monster parts in a frenzy so that I could get the fireproof armor. After I got it I figured I'm in the area so I may as well do the quest.
894
« on: May 02, 2017, 03:07:38 AM »
I'm really wishing I didn't save Vah Medoh for last. Revali's Gale is fucking amazing. Why the hell didn't I get this earlier? Also his questline felt extremely rushed compared to the others. Spoiler Shoot 5 targets and off to fight the divine beast? Seriously?
895
« on: May 01, 2017, 12:58:50 PM »
I should be allowed to own recreational nuclear warheads if I so please.
Just like our forefathers intended.
Stepping on the snake is a violation of the NAP.
896
« on: May 01, 2017, 10:08:32 AM »
I should be allowed to own recreational nuclear warheads if I so please.
897
« on: May 01, 2017, 02:31:12 AM »
Duterte did nothing wrong.
898
« on: May 01, 2017, 02:25:08 AM »
So which timeline does it take place in?
It's unclear. First off, it's WAY after OoT. One of the Zora slabs mentions Princess Ruto and that Vah Ruta was made after her time, which the game says is 10,000 years ago.
Nintendo hasn't said anything, but the game drops conflicting references to the 3 alternate timelines.
1) In one of the flashbacks, Zelda refers to the sword as "skyward bound, adrift in time, and steeped in the glowing embers of twilight"
2) The sword is in the ruins of the lost woods, not the temple of time.
3) The koroks and rita exist, there's remains of a leviathan in the desert, and the game drops a few of references to "an ancient sea"
It's hard to say what was a convenient game designs/easter eggs and what was their intention. There's a lot of areas that are named after just about every game, statues resembling past characters, etc...
It'd be cool if the game was trying to converge the timelines.
Ah, so it's the Zelda equivalent of a Dragon Break.
899
« on: May 01, 2017, 01:54:54 AM »
Andrew Jackson was the last president that wasn't owned by (((them))).
900
« on: April 30, 2017, 01:50:51 AM »
Andrew Jackson was /ourfuckingguy/.
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