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The Flood / Re: On the market for a good folding knife.
« on: July 29, 2017, 11:33:07 AM »

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Serious / Re: The American gene.
« on: July 29, 2017, 10:19:36 AM »


DAS RITE

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: July 29, 2017, 10:14:47 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: July 29, 2017, 10:11:51 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: July 29, 2017, 10:08:38 AM »

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The Flood / Re: You know what, I am so sick of this "community"
« on: July 29, 2017, 10:03:53 AM »
big if true

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The Flood / Re: On the market for a good folding knife.
« on: July 28, 2017, 11:38:59 PM »
I currently have a Swiss army knife but it's really old and worn out. It's high time I've gotten a new knife. I have a $60 budget. Any recommendations?
since your replacing a SAK are you looking for a multi-tool/sak-like item or just a knife?
Just a knife. Bottle opener is the only tool that matters and I already have one of those on my keys anyway.

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The Flood / On the market for a good folding knife.
« on: July 28, 2017, 10:02:20 PM »
I currently have a Swiss army knife but it's really old and worn out. It's high time I've gotten a new knife. I have a $60 budget. Any recommendations?

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>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>protesting Charlie Gard's treatment.

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traps btfo

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Gaming / Re: Which faction did you choose in Fallout 4?
« on: July 26, 2017, 03:26:56 PM »
Minutemen. FO4's factions are fucking horrible.

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Euron "Killing sneks on deck" Greyjoy
Euron "If she has a bad poosey then tie her a noosey" Greyjoy
Euron "Give the guy with no D the PTSD" Greyjoy

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The Flood / Re: Purse Snatcher
« on: July 24, 2017, 12:20:58 PM »
He was just looking for a way to dispose his poo.

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Euron 'If it's got a Womb put it in the Tomb' Greyjoy
Euron 'Dykes on Pikes' Greyjoy
Euron "If she don't like the dick, Put her head on a stick" Greyjoy
Euron "If she aint on her knees, watch her bleed" Greyjoy
Euron "If she says 'Yaas Queen', take out her spleen" Greyjoy
Euron "Make a cuck with no tip jump ship" Greyjoy
Euron "An axe to the face for every traitor who doesn't know their place" Greyjoy
Euron "Splatter the brains of those on the 'Dany Train" Greyjoy
Euron "Sink a thot with every shot" Greyjoy
Euron 'If the cunt's got a whip, hang her from the ship' Greyjoy

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euron is a gay character though


Euron is /ourfuckingguy/.

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BASED EURON, SLAYER OF BAD POOSEY!

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: July 23, 2017, 04:05:22 PM »

What kind of meme is a broken image link
I could have sworn I put that on imgur first...

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The Flood / Re: Behold the future
« on: July 22, 2017, 10:45:48 PM »
Hey it's better than getting divorced

Marginally. At least divorcées had a real love life.
Wizards have no need of thots.

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The Flood / Re: Behold the future
« on: July 22, 2017, 10:43:30 PM »
The Great Sexbot Revolution will liberate men from the tyranny of Feminism.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: July 22, 2017, 09:35:49 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: July 22, 2017, 08:59:24 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: July 22, 2017, 08:51:35 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: July 22, 2017, 07:41:27 PM »

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Serious / Re: This is infuriating.
« on: July 22, 2017, 02:00:04 PM »
I too, love it when foreign entities try to dictate my rights to freedom of speech.

This makes me think you just saw the title of the bill and stopped reading. This has nothing to do with your free speech.
If I own a company, it should be fully within my rights to refuse business with Israel.

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Serious / Re: This is infuriating.
« on: July 22, 2017, 12:36:39 AM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Cardin

>Senator who proposed this is Jewish

Imagine my fucking shock.

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Serious / Re: This is infuriating.
« on: July 22, 2017, 12:19:11 AM »
I too, love it when foreign entities try to dictate my rights to freedom of speech.

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Serious / Re: This is infuriating.
« on: July 22, 2017, 12:02:02 AM »
Well, the enemies of israel are the enemies of god and freedom
Israel is the enemy of god and freedom.

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