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The Flood / Re: So I just had my first bourbon...
« on: November 25, 2015, 11:42:38 PM »
>Taking drugs or alcohol

 :-\
>Being a straight edge faggot

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The Flood / Re: So I just had my first bourbon...
« on: November 25, 2015, 10:54:21 PM »
Which bourbon?

Sipping on some Buffalo Trace right now. Chilled glass and a couple drops of water is the way to go.
I think it was Evan Williams.

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The Flood / So I just had my first bourbon...
« on: November 25, 2015, 08:38:57 PM »
I'm not really a fan of hard liquour, but that was much better than expected. Still prefer beer though...


Anyway, discuss alcoholic beverages.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw only in college for two and a half hours
« on: November 25, 2015, 12:56:10 PM »
I just got through 6 hours working outside... Fucking hell that was terrible.

>Am the only person working outside in a fucking insane parking lot
>Am literally running around all over the place trying to make sure carts are full on both sides of the store
>Nearly get hit by a car two times because people don't fucking know how to drive
>Lose my shit on one customer because he randomly decides to stop dead in his tracks in the middle of a doorway to light a fucking cigarette
>Bunch of assholes leaving all their garbage in the carts. Fuck these people with a rusty spoon.
>Kids throwing temper tantrums
>Old people throwing temper tantrums
>Niggers blairing shitty rap music in their cars

Well, at least I'm on vacation next week...

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The Flood / Re: >tfw only in college for two and a half hours
« on: November 25, 2015, 10:11:15 AM »
Tfw you have a job and today is a work day.
tfw you're working at a grocery store today.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw only in college for two and a half hours
« on: November 25, 2015, 10:09:05 AM »
tfw I only have school on Thursday nights and Friday  mornings  so I  have this  week  off.

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The Flood / Re: Most badass mercenaries?
« on: November 25, 2015, 12:26:29 AM »
Not to mention the fact that they're also still trained to use halberds and shit...

YouTube

That's why they carry SG556s.

It was a comment on you stating they trained with halberds like it actually mattered.
It adds to the badass factor.

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The Flood / Re: Most badass mercenaries?
« on: November 25, 2015, 12:23:49 AM »
Not to mention the fact that they're also still trained to use halberds and shit...

YouTube

That's why they carry SG556s.

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The Flood / Re: Most badass mercenaries?
« on: November 25, 2015, 12:09:07 AM »
How can anyone take the Swiss Guard seriously?


They protect the Pope. They also keep assault rifles hidden underneath those uniforms. Not to mention the fact that they're also still trained to use halberds and shit...

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The Flood / Most badass mercenaries?
« on: November 24, 2015, 11:41:43 PM »
T4R.


Varangians > All.

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Gaming / Re: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!
« on: November 24, 2015, 11:13:27 PM »
A whole month, huh? Quite the burden you bear.

Well yes. Lately I've been bored as absolute fuck and anxious to play FO4. I was hoping I'd only have to hold out for another week or so, but now I have to survive another month of boredom.

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on public sex?
« on: November 24, 2015, 10:58:13 PM »
No, because we don't need semen and vaginal fluid being spilled out in some random parking lot.

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Serious / Re: Chicago? Police Killings? Protests?????
« on: November 24, 2015, 10:55:11 PM »
The cop's been charged with murder already; what are they protesting?
Dindus looking for an excuse to loot.

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Gaming / Re: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!
« on: November 24, 2015, 10:34:06 PM »
It's best you wait a month for better mods (you'll need em) and patches. Make sure to always order on Newegg too. If it was Amazon you did it wrong.

In the meantime, play New Vegas if you can. Better game anyway.
Processor is coming from NCIX US, because that's where it was cheapest (It was also one of the only places that had it in stock. It must have run out while I was ordering.). The mobo and PSU are coming from SuperBiiz. The hard drive, OS, and keyboard are coming from Amazon, and everything else is coming from Newegg.

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Gaming / Re: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!
« on: November 24, 2015, 09:14:43 PM »
And now I'm also going to have to wait a month until I can play FO4... FUCK. At least I can get it on the Winter Sale...


Any games I should play in the mean time?

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Gaming / Re: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!
« on: November 24, 2015, 08:53:26 PM »
I'm gonna guess it was a Skylake series processor?

Those things are selling quick especially with the holidays coming up
Exactly that.

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Gaming / GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!
« on: November 24, 2015, 08:38:49 PM »
So I just ordered all the parts for my new PC and found out my processor is out of stock and wont be in for like another month... FUCKING CHRIST! THE ENTIRE REASON I ORDERED MY SHIT TODAY WAS SO THAT I COULD HOPEFULLY BEAT THE CYBER MONDAY RUSH AND GET ALL MY SHIT SHIPPED WITHIN A FE WEEKS WHILE IT WAS STILL IN STOCK, BUT NOPE, IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING! I HAVE TO WAIT A MONTH ANYWAY! I COULD HAVE POTENTIALLY SAVED A TON OF MONEY BUT DIDN'T BECAUSE I BLEW MY LOAD EARLY!

God FUCKING DAMNIT I'm so pissed at myself right now. Money was not an issue to begin with, but time was. FUCK. Now I'm going to have to game on this shitty laptop for another month...

Discuss how much of a fucking retard I am.

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Serious / Re: Chicago? Police Killings? Protests?????
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:56:53 PM »
Can we just use live ammunution on the Dindus this time around?

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The Flood / Re: I'm fucking bitter as hell right now
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:54:36 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I've solved the mystery
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:45:08 PM »
I remember when I was 15.

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Serious / Re: Turkey may have accidentally started WWIII
« on: November 24, 2015, 06:18:40 PM »
turkey and USA are close allies
Back in the Cold War when we had the common enemy of the Soviet Union around? Sure

Post-Iraq war they harbor a lot of animosity towards us. I'd say we're far from close allies these days.
They keep bombing the Kurds too and supply ISIS, so I have no idea why we support them.
Because Anatolia is an extremely important strategic location.

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Serious / Re: Turkey may have accidentally started WWIII
« on: November 24, 2015, 05:34:04 PM »
Also, if the West were to actually go to war with Russia over Crimea, Turkey controls all access to the Black Sea, and if we alienate them, then guess who won't be able to get it's ships through the Bosphorus to aid in the Crimean conflict? If we kick Turkey out of Nato, Putin will literally be able to run amok in Crimea and NATO won't be able to do shit about it. The best thing we can do is depose Erdogan and put a less retarded leader in power. Putin is clearly baiting Turkey, and Erdogan is clearly retarded enough to take the bait. Russia is literally the only country that stands to gain anything from this. Putin is playing The West like a damn fiddle and you're fallig for every second of it.
We actually have something to gain from it though.

The American occupation of Russia in 2019.
We should just annex Siberia already. Nobody can successfully invade Russia from the West, but I fucking bet we can do it from the East. The Mongols did it after all...

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Serious / Re: Turkey may have accidentally started WWIII
« on: November 24, 2015, 05:15:57 PM »
Also, if the West were to actually go to war with Russia over Crimea, Turkey controls all access to the Black Sea, and if we alienate them, then guess who won't be able to get it's ships through the Bosphorus to aid in the Crimean conflict? If we kick Turkey out of Nato, Putin will literally be able to run amok in Crimea and NATO won't be able to do shit about it. The best thing we can do is depose Erdogan and put a less retarded leader in power. Putin is clearly baiting Turkey, and Erdogan is clearly retarded enough to take the bait. Russia is literally the only country that stands to gain anything from this. Putin is playing The West like a damn fiddle and you're falling for every second of it.

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Serious / Re: Turkey may have accidentally started WWIII
« on: November 24, 2015, 04:39:18 PM »
In all seriousness, this is all just a ploy by Putin to drive a wedge between NATO and Turkey. Aside from the US, Turkey is one of NATO's largest military providers, and it is located in a very strategically important location. It is also one of NATO's most controversial members. Remember, Putin is actively trying to dismantle NATO, and what better way to do so than by baiting Turkey into shooting down some Russian jets, thereby isolating Turkey from the rest of NATO? Fuck Putin and fuck Russia. I don't like Erdogan, but Putin is literally Hitler.
go back to the coffee shop, mehmet

Turkey is and has long been more of a liability than an asset to NATO.
Keep sucking that big Russian cock. If Turkey gets kicked out of NATO, then guess who no longer has American nukes stationed right under his nutsack? Like I said, I don't like Erdogan, but Turkey is a necessary asset to keep Russia in line.

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Serious / Re: Turkey may have accidentally started WWIII
« on: November 24, 2015, 04:06:08 PM »
In all seriousness, this is all just a ploy by Putin to drive a wedge between NATO and Turkey. Aside from the US, Turkey is one of NATO's largest military providers, and it is located in a very strategically important location. It is also one of NATO's most controversial members. Remember, Putin is actively trying to dismantle NATO, and what better way to do so than by baiting Turkey into shooting down some Russian jets, thereby isolating Turkey from the rest of NATO? Fuck Putin and fuck Russia. I don't like Erdogan, but Putin is literally Hitler.

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Serious / Re: Turkey may have accidentally started WWIII
« on: November 24, 2015, 10:03:30 AM »
REMOVE TURK! RESURRECT BYZANTINE!

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Gaming / Re: Am I the only person that's excited for this game?
« on: November 23, 2015, 10:56:00 PM »
I never played the first one, but one of my IRL friends speaks highly of it

What kind of a game is it?
It's basically an open worlded RPG where the player can build an army and become anything from a lord to a king to a bandit or even a merchant. However, it's also very spreadsheety and a tad unpolished, but that's where modding community comes into play. M&B has one of the best modding communities ever.

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Gaming / Am I the only person that's excited for this game?
« on: November 23, 2015, 10:27:34 PM »
Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord

>Literally improved everything over Warband.
>Better map.
>Better sieges.
>Better combat.
>Better diplomacy.
>When the player dies, his son takes over.
>More customization.
>Crafting system.
>Will have an exellent modding community

Discuss.

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The Flood / Re: Name a toy better than Bionicle
« on: November 23, 2015, 10:13:25 PM »
My Bionicles never stayed together for long until I innevitably took them apart and built my own. I remember I once bought this big jar of Bionicle parts. I think it contained the parts for every single Rakshi. I built so much shit with that.

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